Can you make fake witchcraft spells like this?

[anon1903]

for a love spell, you'll need :

- three cups of smiles [fresh]-

- lavender [duh]

- a crisp dollar note-

- concealer

- olive oil

- target [duh AGAIN]

Perfume yourself with lavender whilst smiling, conceal intentions and any other flaws esp face, drink olive oil before your target, pay them to act like your fake lover. note : target should be alive

this is just an example lol. can you make something up like this?

[AmandaYVR]

lolololol. This is super odd. And I like it!

How about a love potion called 'Benefit of the Doubt'?
Whenever the person you love tips negative, and suspects you have said, or are doing something, mean, or against them, or have insulted them, yada yada, you flick a little bit of this on the top of their head, and wa-la, they give you the benefit of the doubt and all their concern just flies out of the top of their head, out the window. Bye bye.

What's it made of? Hmmm.
Vodka (it's a nice neutral alcohol that preserves and doesn't influence taste), some fresh-squeezed orange juice (if it's good enough for the sniffles, why not), some nonna's homemade chicken soup (for obvious reasons), the pheromones of the lover's favourite animal (to turn them into an animal when having sex with you), a single strand of hair from yourself (to bond you together even more), a red rose petal (for love), a white rose petal (for peacefulness and no more fighting), and one of their favourite berries (I like raspberries, but how about something rare like tart huckleberry, or gooseberry). Then you, the witcher, mashes it all up (using a proper cocktail muddler), and keep it in a small glass vial in the pocket. Presto chango, all future problems solved. (Now the witch just has to act nice, and actually have good intentions, and treat the person well. That's not so hard, people.)

[anon1903]

You're badass, Amanda! So good.

[AmandaYVR]

LMAO. Thanks! (I love that compliment. {Also 'savage.' lol})

[Citizenkirk]

No, I don't think I have any skills Thier, however:
Target acquisition-neutralization skills:
1. Assume prone unsupported position.
Center your TARGETING ORIENTATION AXIS DEAD CENTER OF YOUR PERIPHERAL FIELD OF SUPPRESSIVE FIRE.
2. ESTABLISH FIRING RESOLUTIONS BASED ON ANTICIPATED LEAD OF TARGET VECTORS.
3. LOCK AND LOAD
4. EXHALE SLOWLY, MAINTAINING A FIRM, BUT GENTLE GRIP, ON THE TRIGGER-PALMGRIP ASSEMBLY, READY TO SQUEEZE, NOT PULL, THE TRIGGER WITH EXHALATION OF BREATH HELD UNTIL DISCHARGED ROUND EXIT'S THE FLASH SUPPRESSOR OPENING.
5. SLOWLY INHALE, REQUIRE CENTER AXIS ORIENTATION IN ANTICIPATION OF NEXT TARGET VECTOR APPROACH WITHIN SIGHT OF PREESTABLISHED FIRING RESOLUTIONS.
6. EXHALE SLOWLY, HOLD, AND REPEAT.

I suppose that is more of a sharpshooter's recipe for mission critical thinking 🤔, then a whitche's spellcasting, with the obvious substitution of a rifle in place of the wand. 🧐
Casting spells, throwing lead, I suppose it's all the same in the end🤨. It's all about the delivery of intent.

[sensible27]

Three cups of smiles.. can I get some if you have so many?

[anon1903]

Sure, insta me

[sensible27]

So accommodating : )

[anon1903]

💕💕💕

[the_bruh]

Sure, like the charm spell. Use the flowers hibiscus, place them over your ear. And light dance while screaming "horse and butterflies"

[anon1903]

😂😂

[sensible27]

Bruh

[scooogy]

for a reply spell you'll need:

- more information about spells

- interest in witchcraft

- time to think about more.

[ChiPaPa]

This really works:
For three square meals a day, a roof over your head, and padded walls, break the law as much as possible and make sure to really sell that you're crazy as fuck

[Tstrbrainer]

No, I don't think so, 😅

[shortster]

Nope.