If you HAD to choose one, Would you rather?

[DizzyDesii]

The real prize is that if you survive, at least you lived 🤣 But i guess I can throw in a million dollar prize with a mansion and sports car. So which would you do?
#FeelFreeToList #FeelFreeToRUNNN

Run down a slim empty alley (no trashcans or nothing, and you’re surrounded by brick walls with the exit about 2 miles away) from a large anaconda

Drive a golf cart (or run) around an open empty football field (surrounded by gates with extremely high electric fences surrounding you) from a TREX

Run from two raptors with their sights set solely on you through a rocky canyon with a stampede of dinos

Be locked in a zoo cage for a day and Dressup like Anne and risk trying to keep Kong entertained (or be smashed to death when he gets bored)

Be locked in an empty basketball gym riding nothing but Harry Potters broom as the wolf from Rampage chases you

Play lasertag in an abandoned office room full of cubicles and desks with The Predator and his ole cheating ass invisibility suit. You dont get a suit but you get a gun similar to his. If he catches you, you're dead.

Be locked in a maze with Freddie, Jason, Michael Myers, and Leatherface with nothing but a pocket knife, a lighter, and a supersoaker watergun to protect you

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#1 its the oversized anacondas from the movie and Hunt for the Blood Orchid. The male ones that were on the hunt while heading to the mating pit. It won't be as easy as you think. This question isn't based off “real anacondas”. #2 i think the hardest would be the raptors/stampede and the masked killers bexause you're outnumbered although i gave you weapons they fear. #3 I’d take the trex. he's clumsier than me and would trip and run into the electric fence when i do a uturn 🤷‍♀️

[NamerOfStars]

Under ordinary circumstances, I'd go with the Predator- all you have to do to convince him to spare you is to have him not see you as a threat; not hard, in my case, since he's an intelligent lifeform. But if being caught means death, then I'd go with the T-Rex. The whole "they can't see you if you don't move" idea is pretty dubious, but I'm not big enough to be seen as a threat, OR as food, and so I'd probably be safest there.

I could probably whup actual velociraptors (since they were about the size of a chicken, or turkey at the largest), but the ones in the movies were Utahraptors, who'd be a different matter.

And for G, I do feel obligated to ask WHICH SuperSoaker; I've seen a CPS 2000 knock grown men on their asses; it wouldn't be much, but it might buy you some time. That's assuming it's loaded, though. And with water; fill that puppy up with gasoline, and my answer might change.

[DizzyDesii]

I forgot all about the dino not being ablw to see you. And nah no gasoline lol

[AdithyaR]

I'd take the wolf or Kong.
Kong is super smart and will recognise that I'm not a threat. Hopefully I can try to be friends with him.

With the wolf, Harry's broom, I'm assuming you're referring to his firebolt, is one of the fastest brooms in the series. I'd outrun it easily.

[DizzyDesii]

But in a gym? Thats a small place with a huge wolf

[AdithyaR]

Pretty sure I could speed blitz to break out of there
Otherwise Kong is my go to.

[DizzyDesii]

Its no windows on the gym and all doors are chained lmao. you're locked in these places for like 24 hours haha

[AdithyaR]

Okay give me the monké

[electromagnetic]

Ouuu G! I pick G.
minus the fact that Kruger and Jason have beef, I can find a way to convince Myers that leatherface has a better mask. As long as they’re busy fucking themselves up, I’ll hang out and chill until I can leave the maze 24hrs right?

Or, lie to Leatherface and tell him Freddy is saying his baby knives will fuck him up better than his chainsaw. Leatherface will be upset and spend his time tryna get Freddy. Freddy talks a lot of shit but he can’t do much without fear. Jason got bullied so if I can just be nice and soft and tell him all them fuckers don’t deserve his gentle soul, I’ll be alright. If that doesn’t work I’ll give the watergun to mike to splash Jason.
Either way, as long as I can find a way out, I’ll keep telling lies to everyone like we are in Big Brother.

[DizzyDesii]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 i watch big brother too haha

[Cherry234]

I'd rather run from the raptors. The other scenarios sound too risky to me

[DizzyDesii]

Girl raptors qould easily get you. THey leap

[Cherry234]

Yeah that's true

[Jaximus-Lion]

A sounds super easy. Don't make a lot of vibrations and you good to go. If you walk very slow for about 5 minutes, you can run after that, the snake will be far even if you take 30 minutes to run down the 2 miles because the snake would be in defence and gold it ground. Easy money, do you want my bank account or you want to pay cash?

[DizzyDesii]

No its the anaconda from Huntfor the Blood Orchid. It won't be an easy task

[MCheetah]

Another Squid Game type scenario, eh? My best bet would be Kong, considering he's supposed to be as intelligent as a human. I think I could survive that.

However, I'm going to put YOU, @DizzyDesii, the cruel Hostmaster, in SCENARIO H: Survive a Giant Bitchfight through downtown LA. (That's "a fight with giant bitches," not "a bitchfight of giant proportions.") You remain as tiny as you are now, little human. At least one of them is on her period. And no, they will not be "besties" with you; they think you're SUPER pretty, so naturally, they hate you!

[DizzyDesii]

I've never seen Squid Games

[MCheetah]

Really? Everyone won't shut up about it. I actually live in Korea and couldn't care less about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqxAJKy0ii4

[MCheetah]

@DizzyDesii
Also, ignoring it won't get you out of that giant bitchfight survival.

[NathanDavis]

I'll take on the Predator... if our weaponry is the same, there's the chance

but the magic ride against the wolf sounds the most fun of all

[DizzyDesii]

But he gets to be invisible a lot haha

[NathanDavis]

I saw the movie... lol

the same I do for mosquitos will work with him

[humpbackjack]

The first one the anaconda or the last one I’d gut those fools like a deer I’d set a bunch of wire snares and as they’re trying to dig the wire out I’d run up and make hamburger meat out of them

[DizzyDesii]

You dont have a weapon in that scenario

[humpbackjack]

Damn desii you’re killing me. Not even like a fingernail file or an uzi nothing

[DizzyDesii]

🤣🤣🤣

[HighValue]

I chose the predator one because if I can get the fire alarm and sprinkler system to go off, I could see the predator from the water outlining him.

[DizzyDesii]

Oooo so smart 😍

[HighValue]

Thank you. :)

[DeeDeeDeVour]

I think I can charm Kong and make him my friend. ;)

[DeeDeeDeVour]

That "mansion" that you'll "throw in" should be big enough to house Kong. Keep the car.

[DizzyDesii]

Lmao

[Phoenix98]

I feel like A us the most doable. Life Anacondas are pretty slow at least slower then all the other stuff on the list.

[DizzyDesii]

Yea but we’re basing it off the one in the movie Anaconda Blood Orchid

[Phoenix98]

Still the most doable.

1# your never gonna outrun a T-Rex on foot or in a actual car much less a slow golf cart.

2# going up against raptors is suicide by themselves more so with stampeding Dino’s thrown in.

3# Kong is to unpredictable

4# I’ve seen the predator no thanks he’s got to many tools to make it a fair fight even with a plasma caster.

5# that wolf is to big to get away from in a basketball gym even with a magic broom

6# also kinda impossible unless the super soaker is filled with gas but you only have one lighter and Freddie can’t be killed not conventionally anyway.

So running from an anaconda seems the most reasonable.

[DizzyDesii]

Trex are slow af with their shortass arms

[DizzyDesii]

Freddies no threat unless you're sleep. he's afraid of fire and jasons afraid of water. Now michael is a different story lmao

[Phoenix98]

A T-Rex can run at least 30 mph so unless your usain bolt your screwed on foot.

Golf carts don’t turn well on high speeds and could flip over easily.

A T-Rex also has longer reach so you’d need to be going greater then 30 mph consistently to get away from it.

[DizzyDesii]

Lol i know the golf cart is pointless but have you seen jurassic park! We stand a chance lmao. Just not against a raptor

[Phoenix98]

If your using the Jurassic park 1 T-Rex then your more screwed then before \= that one could run at speeds reaching 50-60 mph 😰

[DizzyDesii]

THey escaped him so easily lol

[Phoenix98]

Yeah in a off road jeep that could exceed 60 mph.

But your giving us a golf cart which has a max speed of 25 mph.

[DizzyDesii]

No not in the jeep scene. When he was running with the kids. Lol but ill rewatch cause maybe im forgetting stuff haha.

[Phoenix98]

Talking about when it first appeared and broke through the fence? Or at the end of the movie?

[DizzyDesii]

Yea when it first appeared while the man was on the toilet

[Phoenix98]

Well yeah it was night time, it was storming outside, it had just eaten, there were multiple people running around in all directions, flash lights, shining, flares being shot, etc.

Lots of distractions.

[DizzyDesii]

Okay after rewatching Land of the Lost with Will Farrell… okay maybe outrunning a trex is not as easy as i thought

[Phoenix98]

There's way you could outrun one on foot especially since they were built for long distance running.

Just watched a video about a dino specialist giving a ted talk on why you'd be super screwed if you were being chased by one.

[Riddler1412]

I'd go with the safest option and choose the anaconda.
But if the award is proportional to the risk, I'd choose the predator.

[DizzyDesii]

Lmao how is that the safest?

[DizzyDesii]

Its based off movies so its the Anaconda from Hunt from the Blood Orchid

[Riddler1412]

Since it's in am alley, it's on land. And an anaconda's top speed on land is 5mph. I can run faster than that. 😂

[DizzyDesii]

I take it you haven't seen the movie im basing it off of lol

[Riddler1412]

I'd still choose the anaconda

[TheSpaceGnome]

Real anacondas are extremely slow.

[Riddler1412]

I saw the movie

[Anpu23]

I will pick the Anaconda as the threat isn't supernatural and therefore won't cheat woth magic.

[DizzyDesii]

Its the Anaconda from Hunt for the Blood Orchid. You sure u wanna take that chance

[Wiredone]

I'll drive the golf cart around the field. Do I get to add a little extra horsepower to it so I can do burnouts with it?

[DizzyDesii]

No lmao

[Wiredone]

Oh dammmm

[TheSpaceGnome]

Give me my T. rex
Also you have very good taste in movies.

[DizzyDesii]

Thanks haha :) and yea i think i’d take the TREx. Seems the easiest. Make his bigass fall over or run into the fence lol

[TheSpaceGnome]

I would go through a hole in the fence, then come back repeatedly with food for it.

Rexy is mine now k thanks.

[TheSpaceGnome]

Even with the update, I still want my t. rex C:

[Mehzmeh]

I would have to go with the movie bad guy’s one. Because knowing my crazy ass. I would make friends with them all. And join them. Lol

[Mehzmeh]

And you can keep the prizes. Lol

[DizzyDesii]

Wow lmao

[Mehzmeh]

Lol.

[bananathunder]

i'm flying around on a broom... might as well have some fun before i get killed lol

[DizzyDesii]

🤣🤣🤣

[the_sinner]

I’d go for the basketball gym if only I get to ride the Firebolt.

[DizzyDesii]

Hahaha smart

[Flower7]

A because anacondas can’t run. They seem like they would be slow. And maybe it would even lose interest in me before the 2 miles was up.

[ShadezMcgee]

I like the chance with the T Rex

[DizzyDesii]

Exactly thats what im sayin

[LaFerrari]

I died already but number 4…

[DizzyDesii]

Lmao

[ChiPaPa]

Let's goooo giant snake

[DizzyDesii]

Whats is with y'all 🤣 have you not seen that film lmao! He can go up the wall and come down in front of you 😂

[ChiPaPa]

Well, I guess the raptors, then. T-Rex is gonna eat me, the Predator is going to kill me, the maze of guys will kill me unless I can trick them into attacking each other.

[DizzyDesii]

Trex are slow af lol

[DizzyDesii]

I gave you weapons to fight freddie and jason withh

[ChiPaPa]

Wait what? Lmao. Trex is slow as fuck. Less than three mph preferred walking. But it's top speed is 30 mph. If it wanted to, it could eat you.

[DizzyDesii]

Oh trex always looks slow af on jurassic park haha

[lovedejj_xo]

Anacondas don’t bother you ☺️ I’ll choose that

[DizzyDesii]

Its based off movies so its the Anaconda from Hunt from the Blood Orchid

[lovedejj_xo]

Oooh lol 😂

[Guardian45]

I'd choose NOT to be in your house when you're dreaming this SH! T!

[DizzyDesii]