What’s your penis size Christmas 🎄 edition?

[Anonymous]

We only talk bone pressed lengths not from the base, otherwise the results won’t be accurate. People have varying fat pads.

Happy Christmas 🎄 and happy 📏 measuring

5 or less

5.5

6.0

6.5

7 inches

7.5 inches

8.0 or bigger

[Daniela1982]

For pete;s sake, can't we even lay off the dick size questions at Christmas? You turkey pot pies must be gay if you are obsessed with your dicks and check each other out at the pisser.

[PrettyPriya]

Why is this open to girls? 🤔

[BarryLiverstone]

Ha ha good question

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Maybe we can send results of the size of our favorite vegetables?

[PrettyPriya]

@Ez-Bri-Z

Or kitchen utensils/sex toys? Rolling pin is out.

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Oh, in that case my favorite wand has to be at least a foot long, so I think it easily beats anything these guys are packing.

[PrettyPriya]

@Ez-Bri-Z

Is that measurement “bone” pressed per instructions?

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Of course! If I were to add the padded fat cord, it would add another 6 feet to it and that certainly wouldn't be fair. I mean each person has a different cord length so it could skew the results.

Thankfully, it can be removed when I need it. I wonder if these guys can boast the same thing?

[BarryLiverstone]

Waaaaay more than I’m packing

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Hey, it's ok! It's all in how you use it!

Then again the wand is REALLY powerful so not sure it would matter even if I did have sex with guys lmao

[Wise4myage]

H. I'm freaking huge!