Which would you choose to have forever?

[Anonymous]

You can only pick one

Kids

Pets

[SenileOldMan]

Kids. I love my pets. I'd jump in front of a car for my pets and die. But you can talk to your kids. You can see the world through new eyes through your kids.

[SenileOldMan]

And I love responsibilities. Pets don't require much responsibility. Take them on a walk here, feed them there. Kids are much more difficult, and I prefer hard mode in life.

[SenileOldMan]

That's kind of a disconnect I have with younger gens. Their life gets slightly hard and they think it sucks. Mine gets easy and I think it sucks. I want a challenging life to live. I don't understand people who want it easy. Easy gets boring real fast. Difficult never gets boring.

[Asker]

Sweet☺️

[SenileOldMan]

Even new video games are like that. The young gens want infinite continues and whatnot. They want checkpoints that resume them back like 30 seconds before they died. They want easy mode. And I like hard mode. One hit death. Game over. No continues.

[Asker]

Thats a good thing, it keeps your mind active

[Asker]

I mean the hard stuff not easy video games

[SenileOldMan]

Cheers! I'm one of those types to rise to the occasion though. Tougher things bring out the best in me. Easy things bring out the worst -- the laziest, bum in my underwear typing on a computer. I could use some kids right now to bring out the best in me. I can sustain the best too, I think. I'm a bit of a drinker but I quit drinking for 2 years dating an ex who hated it. I can rise to the challenge. I just need the challenge.

[Asker]

Are you really 80?

[SenileOldMan]

Not really. Old enough though to be senile.

[SenileOldMan]

I think everyone should be 60+ on here even if you aren't. I bet women going as 60+ would never be harassed much or get dick pics, for example.

[SenileOldMan]

Also, I can ask really out-of-touch stuff like "WTF does YOLO mean"? Then people don't call me a nerd or whatever because of my actual age. And if I say some dumb shit when I'm drunk, probably people think I'm just like some senile old lunatic. They forgive me. It's totally awesome. Everyone should do that. You should do that. You can be a 65-year old woman and you can put an old woman pic on your profile. People are way nicer after.

[riidges]

I would love to have kids. But seeing how I have pets and not kids at the moment, I would have to go with my pets.

[NopeWhatTime]

Easy for me. I love pets and hate kids!

[call_me_scar]

Pets

https://youtu.be/ubceB3ZQUU0

[Dinosaursandanime65]

[jaybee281]

That's the easiest deal ever - Pets of course pets

[slatyb]

None of the above.

[Asker]

Why not pets?

[slatyb]

I'm allergic to cats and I like to be able to travel on a whim. If I had a dog I would have to board it.

[Asker]

Pet fish?

[notwoke]

I don't want either

[Asker]

Why not pets?

[Nazorella]

I will go with kids, i love them.

[UdontNeedtoknow]

kids are awesome. i love being a father.

[MCheetah]

Definitely dogs.

[TheUniqueOne96]

Pets

[barn_stormer]

both suck

[Anonymous]

C. Beer.

[Anonymous]

Kids.