Would you lick someone’s butthole for $10 million dollars?

[Anonymous]

[AviatorTom]

This sounds like the old story of the man and woman...

Man, speaking to Woman: Would you have sex with me for a million dollars?
Woman thinks for a moment and replies, "Yes, I believe I would"
Man then says, " Would you sex for one dollar?"
Woman immediately responds, "Of course not, what kind of woman do you think I am?"
Man calmly says, "Madam we've already determined what kind of woman you are, we're simply haggling over the price."

Everyone has their price. One million is not mine.

[jahaims]

I eat my wife's ass all the time

[lrina]

if it's just one quick lick and then i can enjoy a nice life for many many years, yeah sure, that one moment of disgust would be worth it.

[Prettysammie]

Yes. I have done much worse for way less

[Sonorous]

Not unless they were medically cleared to not have any diseases that I could catch.

[MCheetah]

Probably not. I wouldn't do anything that degrading for such money. I'm not a whore. Also, there's no guarantee it'd be a woman's butt.

I think I'd do it if I got to cheat, however. Like use a cat while they're not looking or something.

[888theGreat]

not even a cat would lick most people's butt , a dog would

[pjnickles]

@888theGreat I have to know how you'd know a dog would? Personal experience, lmao?

[HighlyVolatile]

Of course! I figure any resulting hospital bills or counseling for psychological trauma would be under $10mil leaving me with a huge net profit.

[HighlyVolatile]

I'm gonna take a few chugs of whiskey first but I'll take one for my team and laugh myself to the bank after.

[ChrisMaster69]

Well I’ve done it before.

that is a shit (pun intended) of cash to do what would normally do.

[ChrisMaster69]

Also a woman’s arsehole and a 9v battery have something in common.
You know it’s wrong but at some point you will put your tongue there.

[4eyes2mouths]

I do it for free. But yes, 10 million would be nice.

[WhatTheHeckkkk]

Do I get to choose who’s asshole and ensure that it’s clean? And only one lick?

[888theGreat]

inspect before lick

[888theGreat]

I would be judge and say whether that was a legal lick

[Anonymous]

YOU obviously wouldn't, since you're asking and putting a price on it, lol.

[Anonymous]

yes, one single lick and then lots and lots of cleaning products xD

[888theGreat]

mouth wash

[Anonymous]

A. Who is it?
B. Have they clean they butt beforehand?

I’ll have to wash my mouth out for about an hour after.

[888theGreat]

I don't think I could unless it was a she and she was like a 10/10 and she came right out of a bubble bath.

[Mellifluous_]

What type of lick are we talking 👄

[Jude_Wills]

Natural wipe

[sophiejo]

As long as they're not unhygienic yeah 😂

[Dchrls78104]

No. They could keep their money; I'll die with my dignity.

[Nagahime]

No, that's disgusting.

[Custard505]

If its a girls but hole sure, but no way in he'll would I lick a guys butthole for 10000k.

[Anonymous]

Only my girlfriend if I had one or a celebrity crush

[TurkishDİxon3419]

Our government has a lot of ass hair here.

[Anonymous]

Yes as long as she's beautiful and has good hygiene.

[exitseven]

Yes, I would. Even if it was gross.

[Fuentes]

Nope

[In_Trance]

fuck ya

[Finchie40]

A girl Fuck ya

[TrillXHippy]

🤔..

[Anonymous]

Nope

[Anonymous]

Yes.

[Anonymous]

Only my bfs