Who would win in a fist fight, an Australian with prawns on his nipples or a velociraptor?

[Anonymous]

[NamerOfStars]

Well, velociraptors don't have fists, which kind of hurts it. It's also the size of a housecat, against a- wait. An Australian WHAT? A human could probably win, but having nipples just means it's a mammal. A wombat would be rather one-sided in the other direction; a platypus is a bit more even.

[Jabberjaw]

Aussie by Disqualification

Velociraptors can't make a fist silly

[clampfan101]

Is there a random question generator people are using that I’m not hearing about?

[Asker]

Nope, legit question. What do you think?

[clampfan101]

I don’t understand what those have to do with each other. How would being Australian or having those things help fight a dinosaur?

[Asker]

Just answer man, have some fun with it

[LordOfThePines]

Well, the velociraptor is not australian, so it does not have a killer instinct like a wild prawned up aussie would. So, clearly the australian.