How good of a trash talker are you?

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WhiteSteve · Accepted Answer

Pretty good, I’d say. I have some solid barbs to throw and I’m pretty quick-witted. It’s usually only in sports. I did it a lot in football. Now I play hockey, but I’m not good enough yet to seriously talk shit because the other guy can just be like “you suck at playing hockey, boom, roasted” lmfao. So I’m getting my game up before I unleash that on anyone. Although I got in a scuffle the other week with a repeat offending idiot, and after we were separated I skated back over and was like “buddy, why do you always do stupid shit?”, just kind of exasperatedly. There were guys standing in between us to keep us apart, but the other kid basically told me to fuck off. So I hit him with one of my old favorites: “everyone’s here for a good time, bro. I don’t come around when you’re having fun and start kicking the dicks out of your mouth.” I think I was too far away plus I still had my mouthguard in so it came out garbled, but I like to think the guys skating me away from him heard it and thought it was a good chirp😂😂😂

Also was thinking about one to have on deck in case a younger kid calls me old. Something like “I used to smash your mom back when she was a young MILF. Your dad was at work and you were crying in your playpen while I tried to tell you me and your mommy were just wrestling.” Something along those lines, haha. “You probably repressed the memory but you got your whole stroke from me! Tell your girl I said “you’re welcome!”😂

NathanDavis · Accepted Answer

I could, but I rather dig a needle deep into their core instead... sometimes a dagger through

I rather not to be like that though, seen a couple guys cry and that is not fun to see

don't like to see old men all agitated and stuff either

I've grown up, lol

youngmix · Accepted Answer

Hey @bigpauly, overcompensate much? Or do you really look like that fat piece of shit from family guy? Because a reference that stupid deserves an award, the "Please Kill Yourself, You Useless Shitbag" trophy. It's a.45 caliber pistol that comes with 3 bullets, one for each of your parents, and one for you. Please use them.

I'm not very good, but I can keep going like this forever. LOL

mandyfire98 · Accepted Answer

I'm so much better at trash talking than you that I'll... I'll... I'll... Ok, nevermind, you go.  See, I got skills.

dustybiker · Answer

I’ve had people move due to my lethal silence.

MrJMM · Answer

I made a forty-something-year-old man cry at Walmart because he harassed me.

_deeznuts · Answer

trash talking is my finest skill

Msputiton · Answer

Pretty good

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