What would you do with a realistic wolf suit?

[purplepoppy]

Somebody with more money than sense has bought a realistic wolf suit so he can howl at the moon n stuff.

But what would you do if you had one?

Lie in bed and wait for visiting family to comment on what big eyes, ears and teeth you've got

Stand outside houses huffing and puffing and hoping they'll blow down

Get a job as an infant school teacher, then insist you identify as a wolf.

See how long I can go without someone shooting me

Other

[bean2k21]

I'd take a picture of myself in it. Then use it as clickbait for some second-rate social platform. If enough creepy guys in their 40s follow me, I will then flatter myself for being so clever even though I'm an idiot and then attempt to push my Marxist propaganda and destroy the American economy.

[Chazmatazz269]

I think i’d just go for a walk, bipedal of course. Then watch the internutz for reports on the hottest new cryptid. Ell oh ell! I might actually try to get back on dating apps and see what kinds of weirdos i can drag outta the woodwork.

[Red-Blaze]

Just prank some friends most likely and maybe wear it in cold nights as seem like it may be really warm and cozy

[Red-Blaze]

Thanks for MHo

[Lynnfriend]

Scare my cats with it

[andreasderjuengere]

My middle name is 'Wolf' (realistically)

So my 'suit' usually is covered by clothing to avoid negative public response.

What I usually do: debate against the stereotypes towards me, and sometimes bite into someone's heels.

[MCheetah]

This really makes me realize how blind, retarded, or "special needs" Little Red Riding Hood had to have been...

[Ill_made_Knight]

Wear it to the local theme park and lurk in the landscaping waiting for promising targets of opportunity.

[Ill_made_Knight]

That or sip pina coladas at Trader Vic's while my wolf hair is perfect... ah WOOOOO

[D_Bone_Steak]

This made me and my kid laugh pretty hard 😂 I can't even look at the picture and stop laughing.

[SnowedIn]

Selected A. Mess with my family and then use this at Halloween. Then show up to Christmas dinner at my extended family's house.

[AviatorTom]

I'd go to Lionsgate Studios and offer to star in the next Twilight Saga movie.

[snackthatsmilesback]

I would wear it casually in winter. In cold temperatures. Bet it's super warm most fur suits are.

[Reece12345]

Could I go the distance? A day? A week? A year?

[bigpauly]

That’s crazy how real that looks. Regardless, I don’t think my small ass would be able to scare anyone in one. They’d think it was a puppy or something 😂

trying to be a teacher that dressed like that might be funny

[lightbulb27]

I'd be giving them a show on their outdoor cameras!

OMG! Where do I find out who made that, I need one... or more specifically, a Sasquatch version.

[Anonymous]

Get a friend to dress up as a vampire and then find an ugly chick and start fighting over her. I know, I know this just sounds like a plot to a bad movie or something.

[MrGSpotHer]

The outher thing, try and flog it for as much as I can. I'd get shot wearing it and I've to much to offer to go down wearing a ass sniffers costume.

[Pete671]

Turn up to work as normal and pretend there is nothing unusual about my appearance,,,

[Iron_Man]

Be a mascot at the football game and go trick-or-treating with it

[DrawingBlanks]

I'd go fight Liam Neeson.

[jimmy2]

Probably get my ass shot off

[Abdulwahh]

Use it for costume party

[Msputiton]

Nothing

[Anonymous]

go visit little red riding hood