Are you a child of the universe?

[Anonymous]

[Anonymous]

Sadly, I do not think that I qualify for such a title. I once knew a Child of said Universe and just based on that, I would say I am not. I do not use GaG during working hours. I have not made up multiple fake lives, some with fake children. I have never owned a garden centre nor worked as a forensic scientist under the police authority. Those are things that surely you would have to experience in order to be so worldly or in this case, universe-y. I think a true Child of the universe typically acts like a child. Uh, nope. Owns a bespoke home. Nope. Has a holier than thou attitude. Nope. Acts like a Self Righteous, Sanctimonious Know It All. Darn, nope. I think someone of that importance would Likely Capitalize Random Words To Show Their Importance Within The Universe…or the Police Authority, For Example. I Just Don’t Believe I Have The Experience That Is Necessary To Be Called THE Child Of The Universe, Sadly.

[Asker]

Oh indeed, sadly I do not qualify either. I can't even meet the physical requirements, like ripping a tendon picking up a toddler or having breasts so massive one needs a reduction to bring it down to merely a large

[Opinion Owner]

All This While Being A Master On GaG And Somehow Being On Throughout Working Hours While Maintaining A Serious Career. Oh, And Still Finds Time To Be Slightly Homophobic.

[Asker]

Oh dear more than slightly. When I mentioned my sexuality, she was clearly adverse to it and wished not to hear of my love, but was happy to talk of her Passions

[Opinion Owner]

I Think That Goes To The Nature Of The Child…Acting Like A Spoiled Child.

[Asker]

Oh I agree. I never talked down on her appetites, but I apparently had to suffer it from her. But thats what happens when you are raised badly

[Opinion Owner]

The Child Is A Her?

[Asker]

Supposedly but I feel it's a he or maybe genderless

[Opinion Owner]

So It Is An It. Got It.

[Asker]

Indeed indeed it is

[Opinion Owner]

Pathetic.

[MementoMori777]

Of the what?

[Anonymous]

How is this wondrous entity defined?

[Asker]

Probably someone who has a bespoken home in a fairytale land, with more children than sense, and perhaps siblings that do not exist

[Opinion Owner]

And are such Children senior rspect'd members of Girlsaskguys?

[Asker]

Oh senior most assuredly so, they have earned their age on here. But respected I do not wager so, when ones conduct is unbecoming of even a street urchin

[Opinion Owner]

Thus a Child may become a Troll?

[Asker]

I think the child was always a troll, as the behavior matches the soul and likely likely visage of one

[Opinion Owner]

Bad Child!

[Asker]

Bad indeed!

[Opinion Owner]

Not A Child Universal and Triumphant...

[Asker]

Not at all