If you had hundreds of personalities would you be random or do them in order?

[purplepoppy]

We see lots of different personalities on GAG, unhinged, deranged, desperate, bonkers, triggered, etc. but regardless of which one you are, you're probably like that all the time.

But what if you were like these nice ladies and had 400 between them to choose from? Would you have a calendar that planned out your personalities for the week or would you rather surprise people each day?

Random

Predictable

[BoobSlayer]

Randomness tempts us with its unpredictability, much like sinking our teeth into a luscious cream pie that oozes with tantalizing flavors! Randomness affords the chance to frolic among a whirlwind of bazookas, never knowing which mammary gland you'll encounter next. It allows for spontaneous exploration of the vast landscape of honkers, where you traverse from fiery biscuits to milk monsters with reckless abandon. But just like trying to get a grip on a slippery coconut, randomness can sometimes elude our grasp, leaving us longing for a sense of order amid the chaos.

Orderliness on the other hand can be a well-stacked shelf of cantaloupes, an orderly approach provides structure and a sense of direction. It grants us the opportunity to savor each milk monster step by step, gradually unwrapping the layers of bangers and bacon hangers within. We can appreciate the intricate nuances of each fried egg personality, carefully progressing from one set of chesticles to the next, like turning the pages of a fascinating book on melons. But, let us not forget, orderliness oftentimes lacks the thrill of the unknown, the excitement of embracing the boom booms without a predetermined path.

Perhaps, like Judy Garland's mesmerizing breasticles, we can harmonize the two. We can embark on a journey where we select a bap or tit randomly and then embrace it with an organized fervor. We can choose to explore the fiery biscuits with a touch of method, delighting both in the sweet cream pies and the unpredictability they present. Or maybe, just maybe, we can alternate between random and orderly engagements with each personality, like alternating bites between iced gems and bacon hangers.

So, my dear friends, if you find yourself blessed with hundreds of personalities, let the coconuts be your guide. Embrace the passion and curiosity within, whether you choose to be random, orderly, or somewhere in between. Remember, life is a bumpy ride, full of both jugs and cream pies. And in the end, it is not the choice that matters, but the delightful journey of self-discovery.
#selfdiscovery

[RoοstеrBrеаst]

I just got to say these women look HOT!

#attractive

[Skull_Anon]

You sure both are women?

[RoοstеrBrеаst]

@Skull_Anon I just know they're HOT!

[Bilboes]

400 personalities? There are a lot of people who can't afford one solid personality. I would give some of these personalities to them. You can think of it as a charity.

[Jersey2]

I can hear it now, “I can’t be Murray on Thursday, I hate that guy”. And just which one makes the decisions on the order of which personalities on which days?

Those two women are batsh! t crazy by the way. I think a lot of it is made up but for them to even make it up, they still have major problems.

[AviatorTom]

If I could choose, and as I understand it, people with multiple personality disorder (MPD) can't choose, I'd go random, using the personality that causes the most problems in whatever situation I'm in. That would be fun! 😎

[DextroShade]

These people should be in the nuthouse, where it doesn't matter which supposed personality comes out. That being said, I have heard the multiple personalities thing is bullshit anyway, but the people pictured I would recommend transorbital lobotomies.

[lightbulb27]

Good lord, those girls need some good Godly therapy.

Um... I'd want them in order and cycle through them, that way people know what's coming. "Hey, it's the 3rd, fun Johnny should be showing up soon...":)

[jshm2]

They are just attention seekers, wasting time most likely.

But I suppose it's their claim to fame.

As for that number of "personalities" I would say they are a crowd all by themselves...

[KostasKouvalis]

I like to be organized, so I would definitely plan them out, but also stay flexible to adapt if necessary

[exitseven]

Random. Why bother with multiple personalities unless you could use them to your best advantage?

[Andres77]

There would be an algorithm. The most innocent of which would show right before the police do.

[clampfan101]

Predictable would be best for me and those around me that knew about what to expect.

[MaxUsefull]

I don't know, but some stories told here in the gag really sound like made up 😂

[Mansearching]

Sybills, that's all we need.

[Guido]

Totally random. I am unpredictable.

[electromagnetic]

Creepy.

[jimmy2]

Surprise

[eagle1951]

random