What's a crap ton and does it weigh any more or less than any other kind of ton?

[FunkyMonkee]

I mean, a ton is a ton! It doesn't matter if it's a gold ton, an aluminum ton or a cotton ton, it's still a ton.

[NathanDavis]

the short ton (US) is 2000lbs... the long ton (UK) is 2200? lbs (UK) and the actual ton for normal people is 1000 kilograms

so, a crap-ton is actually any amount greater than these

[FunkyMonkee]

But, if it's a ton, it still weighs a ton!!

[NathanDavis]

yes, a no... but yes

there's weight and there's mass... lol

[FunkyMonkee]

If you have a ton of shit, how much does it weigh?

[NathanDavis]

depends... is it s short or long? or a metric one?

[FunkyMonkee]

Doesn't matter. As long as it's a ton.

[NathanDavis]

but, it does... ask NASA, lol

[FunkyMonkee]

I don't wanna go to the moon, I just wanna know what a crap ton weighs if it doesn't weigh a ton?

[Andres77]

I think a shit load still weighs more than a crap ton..

[FunkyMonkee]

I would think so!

[exitseven]

A crap ton is a little bigger than an Imperial Ton

[FunkyMonkee]

How is that possible it still weighs a ton?

[exitseven]

it is like the difference between a gallon and an imperial gallon.

[FunkyMonkee]

Okay, how much does a crap ton weigh?

[exitseven]

Does a crap ton of iron weigh more than a crap ton of feathers?

[FunkyMonkee]

That's, pretty much, what I'm trying to find out.

[Sparkie460]

I wouldn't try weighing a crap ton because shit stinks

[FunkyMonkee]

Unless it's fairy shit, or unicorn shit. That's what they fill ice cream cones with.
I just don't understand how a crap ton weighs any more or less than any other kind of ton.

[Grond21]

Somebody finally asking the real questions.

[FunkyMonkee]

Yeah, baby!! I'm a dare devil!! I live dangerously! Don't get too close!! I'll take you down with me! Just last week, I was using a pen to write with and, when I was done, I left the cap off!! And I care WHO knows it!! That's right, baby!! I'm a rebel!! The other day I saw a sign that said, "Keep off the grass" so, I stepped on the grass!! What's the sign gonna do, arrest me?

[Grond21]

So brave, so bold

[FunkyMonkee]

Somebody has to be!