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bro you wouldn't believe the day of anxiety i had like I wouldn't blame you if you thought i was lying lol
1. dad calls me drunk saying happy birthday at 4 am when it was months ago
2. my dad accidentally gave me a black eye when i went to his place to sober him up for work. haven't seen him in like a month so it's what i get for being nice lol
3. fell into his toilet when i tried to use the bathroom there bc it was dark and he left the toilet seat up (im on 1 hour of sleep)
4. im like in a state of anxiety and laughter like a maniac after i dropped him off at work bc i got a job interview later with a BLACK EYE
5. thought i was getting pulled over which scared me bc my dad's open beer was in my car. i forgot about it bc i was freaking out about my black eye and him being shdufneusigmshsujfje
6. awkwardly explained how i got a black eye in the interview and bc im socially inept i fucking fist bumped him when he went for a handshake
7. walked into a car i thought was mine after bc i was deep in thought and this dude in the passenger seat is just staring at me
after that i just wanted to get home and hide in a corner. ANYTHING ELSE I NEEDED TO DO I CANCELLED. today is just cursed
Holy crap, damn, looks like my urge of posting this was meant for you memey, that's crazy, not gonna lie that part with the fist bumping is funny tho 😂
But sounds like a terrible day, seems like you got through it tho, poor memey got bullied by everything today oof, well hopefully tomorrow is a better day for you, I'd say puff on your broccoli and have a good rest, cause it sounds like you need good rest, most with 1 hour of sleep is crazy.
yeahhh i told you like half of what sucked today but im not tryin to write a mytake here lol the question was good timing tho
i would laugh at the fistbump but it makes me cringe rn. thanks for reading my essay and yeah i been trying to keep the swelling down and used arnica. it's not my first rodeo lol
That was only half? I hope everyday isn't like this for you cause that's crazy, going for a fist bump to the employer is wild tho, but maybe you'd be surprised, maybe they will like your fist bump and hire you, fist bumps are a faster way to greet people 🙃
And let's hope it's the last wild rodeo memey ☻
BRO LOOK i was nervous bc of the day i was havin and uh... there's no excuse lol im fuckin making noises of cringe rn thinkin about it. it sounds like a weird mix of hissing and saying ugh
i hope it's my last rodeo too. im glad i got it the day of my interview instead of like days before lmao
oh yeah it's not normally like this lol anytime i get nervous tho there's like a 50% i do somethin awkward
how was your day today or yesterday btww forgot to ask
Good thing it's not always like this cause that's terrible lol
I'm sure you'll be cringing for a long time thinking of that fist bump tho, either ways I hope everything gets better, even the cringe 😂
im a detective and I've noticed something
raises magnifying glass
you don't like talking about yourself
Very good observation memey 😂
u Pretty good! Had a check up with my midwife this afternoon, and everything is looking great, got to listen to babys heartbeat 🥰 my partner was there too. And then he went and got his driving license after me nagging him for months to get it, lol. And then we got lunch, went and sat in a park and ate, and then I went to work. Currently sitting on my butt at home figuring out what to have for dinner.
Sounds like a good time, I recommend pasta lol
I went the lazy route and got McDonald’s 🙈
That's just legal crack honestly 😂
Soul connection checkup. It's cool man. That's cool. Good looking out. Need that every now and t then me. I'm chill. Enjoy the about midnight. I like this time of night. Most peaceful time of day and here chilling man. Just listening to some jazz and putting some ink down to these questions, so thanks for the checkup. Let me ask you how are you doing?
I'm alright bro, getting through shit one step at a time like everybody but it's good to hear you are doing alright, enjoy your jazz ha
Appreciate it just remember man you are directing your life so wide it and start it how you choose past is dead can't change it but the future is always changing see a future you want and start stepping into it one step at a time this is priceless take care bro check back in, in 5 years see where you at
Doing good, thanks! I'm currently stuck on crutches with an ankle sprain so I've not been able to go out much and things have been relatively uneventful. But I've been having lots of fun on the computer.
I need to get more work done though. I've been a total slacker for the past month.
You'll heal bro, as time goes by you have time to think and possibly work on yourself mentally
Cheers! 🍻
Fosho bro, you've got time to make plans on anything you wish too as well 🍻
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Pretty good but tired af ngl. I haven't been getting enough sleep lately. But hopefully that will change tonight. Gonna go to bed as a decent time. 💀
That's good bro, sleep is important worse case pop some pills or something
Oh alright fair enough then
Coolin’, man. Maybe just trying to let some barbs slide and not hop into some beef, but other than that, I’m Gucci.
How you holding up? They still trying to get into your car?
Not recently, hope I catch em tho
Either ways tho it's always good to avoid beef I guess, unless it's ribs 😂
Ayyyyyy, that’s my kinda beef, haha
Yea mine too, or a damn steak
I'm good, Chico. Busy as hell but good.
Just this itching under the skin, like something is going to happen...
When that happens, you stay home isla, fuck today.
I would love to stay at home, the weather is a bitch... but I have to go to the office. Some planning meetings, ugh...
You can't call sick?
sounds tempting, lol... but I spoke today with my boss and he knows I'm healthy, lol...
It will be alright. I don't think it's about me, anyway. I will report here when I'm back home, Chico.
Okay Bet, stay safe isla
I'm good, already at home
Triggered don’t ever use Uber eats to order something on I got scammed by them and I never got my food, and they try to charge me three times the third time went through for $32 and I’m by myself here alone just for a little Caesars delivery
I've been a driver before, you'd have to contact uber to get your refund and I believe you can even punish the driver
Well uber will investigate and contact the driver
u The order got canceled. They knew I left, but they still charged me. I did file a complaint they sent me a complaint form. The thing is when I called them late last night they said they didn’t see any or orders that went through but my credit card company said there was an order that went through.
I think there's a waiting process because I think they investigate and all That, all I do know is that uber is assy af
Yea it does sound like a headache, uber eats was always that way
They should give you your money back
Yea there's a lot of flaws with uber eats
I know, you are better off applying to work for them, do your first order and then when receiving the food you keep it 😂💀
u They had my credit card on file from 15 months ago because I needed a ride from the airport, even though I didn’t need them at that time. I basically use them because my first order is for free delivery but it turned out to be crap all of it then they have a promotion if you get $20 worth of food you get $15 off that turned out to be crap to the next thing I know I’m getting an email of a canceled order worth $31.81 and then when I called up late last night everybody’s a foreigner I can’t even understand them from a foreign country
Yea usually those sales are meant for you to waste some money on their shit, it's a good finesse cause people fall for it, myself included, it definitely convinces you but uber has a lot of similar problems
u Well, I’ll fill out the form even though I don’t know why they’re asking for my credit card number and I’ll send it back to them and plus I have my own credit card company working on it but I don’t like the idea that they have to send me forms in the mail. I gotta fill it out and get it notarized at my bank and that usually cost $10 that’s kind of ridiculous. They should just make a decision yes or no and just refund my money. I’ve been a good customer always paying off my credit cards the Very same month
Yea I believe the process you gotta go through to get a couple dollars back from them is hella stingy of them, you have to see how they treat their employees, their drivers are abused last time I worked for them, people can literally penalize you for no reason, people have power over the drivers, they have a huge imbalance in their system, they have major changes to do
Yea hopefully they don't make you work too hard for your dollars back smh
You keep going tho, I'm like almost certain they do that so you don't bother doing It, I hope you insisting for your money back annoys them more than they are annoying you rn.
Fosho bro, hope you get your money back fast
u I've had much better days before
It be like That, well bro hopefully tomorrow is better
I'll sleep it off
Yep it's normally the most effective thing to do, or drink it away lol
I don't drink like that, barely do it actually
I like to throw knives though
Sounds like a perfect replacement for drinking, start tossing knives lol
So and so but I’ll be ok
I sure hope so, either ways if anything, this question is open 🤣💯
Ugh it’s just ladies stuff life’s hard
I don’t want to go into too much information and gross you out
If it's period stuff I don't have a problem respecting privacy but I can assure you every guy has at some point had period talk with women, it's only natural, I also believe I've seen enough gore to not be grossed out by natural stuff, the importance is that you feel better.
Yeah it’s that it’s just making me down and I feel so exhausted
Well maybe you should take a nice rest on your bed or something, give your muscles and body some time to relax and release any tensions on the muscles and stuff, it might help with the state of mind as well
That’s true you give good advice 🙂
What can I say I'm a problem solver, I see a problem and I wanna solve it, unless it's mathematics 😂
And thank you, hope it helps 🙂💯
I’m listening to the killers and I’m happy now 🙂
Well that's good a happy Lauren makes the world spin 😂
Sure does 🙂
I'm good. Hby?
I'm Good, thanks for asking, glad everything is chillin there too
That's good lol
i don’t know lol
You seem to be in a good mood tho sniffles, that's good 🤣
i always am tho
I don't believe that, we are only human, not like you'd be able to hide it from me tho 😌
bruh i said im happy
I know, but if you weren't I'd pick it up off You, I'm like a vibe detector 👀
Happy sniffles checks out 👀🤝
im mad
That's cap if you are it's my fault 😂
no im done with this fucking cast its bullshit
Well sniffles next time don't lose to a door 💀
bruh fuck you i didn’t lose
I heard you didn't even dent it 😂
fuck you bitch
Save it for the door sniffles 💀
you’ll be the door
Why? You'd just break your other hand on my jaw 💀
ill break ur body
With two broken hands? I don't know sniffles 🤔
shut up
Okay but before I do *pours ice cold water on sniffles* 🤐😶
no fuck that
💣💣💣💣
ur mad hahahahahahaha
I wasn't mad the bomb is you sniffles 😂
how is tha me
You were the one overheating here, 4 insults and 2 threats is crazy 😂
i get mad
I know it's kinda adorable, one second you are all normal then boom 💣😂
i want popeyes
What's stopping you? 😂
im lazy
what
No I didn't I didn't proceed with it cause Tia looked clueless and it made me feel bad 😂
And that chimbo stuff stops now lol
A nickname for a nickname is crazy 💀
In case you forgot I speak like 4 different kinds of Spanish and chimbo means worn out or cheap in Venezuelan Spanish 😂
Do I gotta change yours back to crackmouse? 😂
I don't know she's always threatening me
But the choice is yours chimbo or Chico lol
cuz he makes fun of me
GGHAAAA
I don't make fun of her, I just pick on her, i like her reactions, she gets close to exploding and then I extinguish it 😆
fuck you
Chomp is what that door did to sniffles
Probably 💀
Well so she doesn't wake up in a bad mood I'll just say it's all love *pats sniffles head* 😂💯
I thought so as well 😅
im back
So much for sleeping lol
i can’t sleep lol
Did you sleep since that double all nighter tho?
like 20 minutes
That's gotta be cap, you slept, it's not possible for your tiny ass to have so much energy 😂
i swear it was 20 minutes
So you've been awake for 4 days?
i can’t keep track lol
Bruh you gotta go to sleep
whyyy
Cause that's not healthy, sleep helps the body function, you should sleep sniffles, real talk
i’ll never sleep
You better not sleep
fine ill go to sleep later
Bruh 💀
or ill just stay up
You better
ok bet ill stay up
Damn worth a shot
bruh im getting forced to go to anger management this is stupid
Foreal? Maybe it will he good for you sniffles, someone so small shouldn't have so much anger, you can explode lol
Be**
im gonna sleep bye
Sweet dreams sniffles 💯
IIIIIIII'm feeeeling gooooood
That's good crumble, I'm glad 😂
You tell me
Last time I checked up on You, you were fine but I don't know yet 👀
Got the vibe, you are in a good mood 😂
Very good Tia 😌👏
Yea okay braggy ass 💀
Nah, I'd rather you keep it lol
by the way Is sniffles part Lebanese too?
I knew It, she's part Asian
So what's her other half?
I knew it
Don't worry about it mightymouse 😇
I'm always sketchy 🙂
Yea I can't do It, I was gonna outsmart you for her second genetic mix which she kept a secret but I couldn't do it 😂
I know, I thought shit was foul too 💀
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