Men, if you were offered $500,000,000,000 to never have sex again and if you did you'd lose all of that money immediately, could you do it?

[SolitarySolace]

Yes, easy

No, the money wouldn't be worth it

I'm a woman

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Sign Me Up! For $500,000,000,000 I can always hump my fist & money spend can’t be taken away unless you are the IRS. On the flip side I would definitely have a good lawyer on retainer as you are handing over the case. Sex is sex & blowjobs are blowjobs & for $500,000,000,000 I guess I’ll have to settle for blowjobs.

[WhiteSteve]

Uhhhh, you didn’t say I couldn’t get a Blow-Jay Simpson, so my life would just be philanthropy, leisure, and straight NECK, lmao

Ayyyyyyyyyy-ohhhhhhh-ohhhhhhhhhh…

https://www.youtube.com/embed/Ji-mFaIAcX4

[aceleon]

money.

not that i really give a damn about it but never having to work and basically living limit free is fine enough for me if it only costs me sex, i can just go and buy a bunch of high quality sex dolls (this is not sex just masturbation) and go from there.

[aceleon]

i will really miss blowjobs and getting kissed all over by woman but for that sort of money i can give it up.

[handsomelad70]

A HALF-BILLION BUCKS TO BE ABSTINENT? YEAH, BUDDY !!!

[aceleon]

@handsomelad70 i would go for it, at least the risk of pregnancy and false accusations would disappear from possibilities.

[SolitarySolace]

Amen, @Aceleon

[NathanDavis]

that's 500 billion dollars...

I could probably rescue every dog & cat in this world and give them better chances and life

it would be worth it, yes... but only if that kind of money ensures that no more strays will be on the streets

[BoopBoopBeep]

@NathanDavis
Damnit... I WAS going to say "haha hell no I don't need the money" then you went and F'ed it all up for me...

[NathanDavis]

@BoopBoopBeep lmao...

[Unit1]

Yes. Women don't love me and I'm not getting any sex regardless.

First, I'd invest/trade that money.

And when I cash out the huge profits, I'll have a capital beyond the money I was given.

Do this a few more times and then I'm wealthy. Then I can very easily have sex with women.

And then POOF! All the money given to me is gone but I keep the profits I made and continue investing/trading and making more money.

But what if I make losses and not profits? Well, like I said, I'm not getting any sex either way, so nothing except the money given to me was lost.

[D_Bone_Steak]

Once I had the money I'd just have everybody killed that could hold me accountable, keep my money, and then fuck all their wives and sisters though. I'd probably fuck their moms too.

Ah yeah... I'd do dirty stuff with them too... like lay a hot steamy one on their tiddies, video record it and post it to porn hub.

[KrakenAttackin]

@d_bone_steak. My man!!!😂😂😂😂

[serious]

Well, that is a huge amount of money and I would win that easily because I am asexual and I find sex as something that is outright disgusting and I will never have any such desire, it is naturally absent so there will no problems for me.

However, I do not want to get money in this manner.

[Billlewis]

I'm already permanently celibate as it is, and I think that's the way it should be.

[SolitarySolace]

Same here

[JacobJordan]

firstly I don't need that much money. secondly I actually have between 9 and 11 digits as is. and thirdly I am married and we are intimate all the time. that being said if I HAD to pick I could do it but I wouldn't want to. so I'll stick with no, it wouldn't be worth it

[Daniela1982]

@jacobjordan If this were true why in blazes would you be on this site? 🤔🙄

[JacobJordan]

@Daniela1982 I am retired. My wife and I are on this site together. It is in my profile why we are on this site.

[Daniela1982]

Surprised no one has asked you how to make money yet. 😯

[JacobJordan]

@Daniela1982 a couple people have. Indirectly. One woman was trying to decide if she should get a different apartment because she makes more money. I advised gee to take her excess funds and invest into a property that she can either rent out or hire a team to fix and then flip along with invest some of her excess funds. She selected it as mho so she may have listened to it. Though most are not going to risk asking for financial assistance or advice on such a place least not when it comes to major personal finance choices.

[Daniela1982]

You can't do that these days because the interest rates will eat up any money you put into a house unless you can pay cash. She didn't sound like she had that option. I couldn't afford to buy my own house today, or replace it if I did. 😟

[JacobJordan]

@Daniela1982 depends on where you are. Some places are better than others for property acquisition. Currently not fantastic to flip but in a decent market to hold for a while provided you have the funds to acquire. I would definitely not go with a loan right now. Investing is a good option right now. Most of the fossil fuel sector is back to what it was a year ago and climbing bit late for some buy ins. I have a lot invested in major corporations and in smaller ones along with utilizing CD's for various banks.

[Daniela1982]

Where were you 20 years ago with this info? 🤔😕🤣😅😎

[JacobJordan]

@Daniela1982 finishing up college 🤣 I didn't start investing myself until my mid 20s after noticing some patterns in certain stock markets that always seemed to coincide with certain national/world events. Sorry I wasn't around

[BoopBoopBeep]

So you have "between 9 and 11 digits." So between one hundred million and ninety nine billion dollars. Pretty wide range there, chief. That's gotta be the worst accounting in the world. I mean shite that's practically enough to run my unicorn ranch for a decade.

[JacobJordan]

@BoopBoopBeep not sharing how much I have to random people online. The range is wide by design. How difficult would it be if I said I have between 100m and 200m? Or 500m and 1b? Pretty simple to figure out where the line is. But 9-11 digits is a massive range

[BoopBoopBeep]

A massive range of being nonsensical. 100 mil would put your net worth in the top 0.03% of the population all the world, up to the top say, 20 people. That's too wide to be relevant to anything and unnecessarily creates a false precision. That's like me saying "I had between four hotdogs and seven whole turkeys for lunch, do you think I overate?" Just a silly linguistic construct.

[JacobJordan]

@BoopBoopBeep there are 30k and 50k people with $100m+. had I started closer to my actual funds it would be a smaller number. which is irrelevant the point I was trying to make was that "if I HAD to pick I could do it but I wouldn't want to. so I'll stick with no, it wouldn't be worth it"

[GuyAnswersGirls123]

Hell yes! I have a hand. I can buy my wife one of those fancy sex machines to keep her happy. I'll even do it for $5 mil USD with five figures less. $1 mil USD might be tough. I'd have to think about it at that point.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Exactly because there is always your man to hand relationship!

[GuyAnswersGirls123]

@Static_In_The_Attic It has never let me down! 😅🤝

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Hopefully you don’t get arthritis! Hump your fist bro!

[Avicenna]

$500 billion to never have sex again? I guess I'd be beating my meat 5x a day.

[82lynx]

Don’t forget jerkin’ your gerkin. It’s important to have balance.

[Avicenna]

@82lynx: LMAO- you're right

[AviatorTom]

No problem. At my age, I've had enough sex... I could easily give it up.

[ChicoFromThe305]

Yep I would, them taking it sounds like a very mild punishment for breaking the deal and I can enjoy the money until I find a wife lol

[SolitarySolace]

In which case you'd lose all of that money plus whatever you end up with after finding a wife will end up in her pocket and not yours

[ChicoFromThe305]

If you aren't aware of a woman that cares a lot about materialistic things and you wife her up, your blindness betrays you, you are suppose to find a wife that doesn't care about that settlement, I've met plenty of women that aren't interested in signing that divorce settlement and want to marry for love, I aim for those.

[SolitarySolace]

Ha, women don't marry for love. They marry for money. Women also don't have sex for love they do it to have kids that she'll take away from you.

[ChicoFromThe305]

I disagree, I don't have such an incel mentality but you do you I guess

[SolitarySolace]

How can I be an incel if I'm asexual?

[ChicoFromThe305]

Being an incel has nothing to do with your sexuality but okay lol

[SolitarySolace]

Incels hate women because they want sex but are unable to.

[ChicoFromThe305]

Not necessarily just sex, just women wanting them in general, asexuality doesn't make you gay

[SolitarySolace]

You're right, it doesn't make me gay. Would make since if being single weren't my choice and I've remained single for 9 years now and have rejected every woman who has been interested in that time as well

[ChicoFromThe305]

So what do you consider yourself? A mysoginist or whatnot?

[SolitarySolace]

I consider myself smarter than the average man

[Dvious1]

You're crazy , the age of sex has been destroyed completely owing to depopulation agenda strategies by the elite, a lot of women aren't having sex either or the very least have fewer sexual encounters then previous generations. it gets even harder for them when they don't have offspring/kids, the incel narrative goes both ways but it's a lot more funny to direct sexlessness @ men (due to their inflated egos)

[tfan1]

Well my wife is on menopause so sex doesn’t even enter her mind. As long as this offer did Not include never masturbating again, yes I would take the money 👍🙂. Money and masturbating 👍🙂. I could have my dream smart toilet 👍🙂

[Summeroflove]

A lot of men would. Look. I’m nkt a man whore. But I think finding true love. Getting married and having kids is more then money can buy. Sorry pass

[OtterMan68]

So I get $500k and my life doesn't change? Deal!

[FunkyMonkee]

So far, I've been doing a bang-up job of it and seriously doubt I'll ever fuck again!! I haven't fucked anyone in 28 years!! Where's my money?

[Dvious1]

Going to console you fellow celibate, I'm going 2 years strong and I have reached the excessive wanking period again, it's nice to have healthy envy but I guess the new world doesn't want natural sex to happen for everyone including the naive women who still think they can score any men at any given time, femcels are also on a rise but because women are very discreet about their thirst we will always be the ones who are picked at by msm and social media as the most unfortunate in love and relationships 😂 men have inflated egos and this is costing us a lot of sanity, I know a lot of women who went full 30yrs without any sexual encounters in my country, women don't want their dirty laundry dished out on public social media forums and surveys. By far the most sophisticated liars the world has ever seen. trust me they are feeling the heat too

[LiamJHayden]

$500B at 5% would be $25B interest in one year. Even after taxes it would be enough to live on for the rest of my life. After that they could have the $500B back.

[ChiTown33]

Where do I sign? I need to see the money first though. You understand.

[Tinat]

🤣🤣🤣😭

[82lynx]

When you say “again”, does that mean virgins don’t qualify?

[yusufonay]

I will take that money and go to the doctor and finish all my sexuality.

[Jmmmfi4]

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW EASY THIS WOULD BE FOR ME

[loveslongnails]

So long as that means only "sex with another person", and not with myself! LOL

[bolverk]

Yes, very easily given my age and and the fact I've been celibate for the last 10 years.

[Likes2drive]

If masturbation doesn’t count then it would be pretty easy since I’m already 3 years in

[Dvious1]

There's little to no sex in most men's lives anyway

[deus_ex_sisyphus]

yeah sure, no sex, but you can still masturbate and do soaking - count me in

[Enginn]

No because money is the purpose for sex. Only gays would say yes

[SolitarySolace]

Or asexuals

[CuriousMufuxka]

Done. Good luck batting me in court when I have 5 trillion!

[CVNT5]

Homie say less💰
imma invest it first and spend it on a bunch of lotto tickets.

[dolemite58]

What’s the point of having money like that if you can’t have sex

[Daniela1982]

Show me the money!

[joehypo1]

What about 4 play does that count

[sirderpsalot123]

I'd just lie. Say yes, take the cash and go fuck someone to celebrate.

[SolitarySolace]

They'd keep tabs on you if you accept and immediately remove the money from your account

[sirderpsalot123]

I'm confident I wouldn't get caught. I'll risk it

[exitseven]

yes, I could do it.

[jahaims]

Not worth it and I don't need money

[QuietRunner]

does masturbation count?

[SolitarySolace]

No, this only implies intercourse

[QuietRunner]

take the money

[Pterodon]

Fuck no. Not me. I couldn’t do it

[AngryCarl]

I'm 64, I'll cash in those chips now.

[argot]

Nope.

[argot]

I couldn't sell my freedom for any price.

[Wise4myage]

Hell yes.

[Slim57]

Nah.