If you can still remember, what are your funniest childhood memories?

[Elena_Stewart]

[JacobJordan]

Didn't have any parents worked me and my brother very hard to ensure we could secure our future early. By the time I was 28 I had multiple millions and my own lab. Now I have a lot more... a lot

[Elena_Stewart]

Good for you🙂

[JacobJordan]

Not going to subject my little ones to that was quite the miserable upbringing as anytime I wanted to do anything I had to explain what benefit it would provide and why

[NathanDavis]

one of my very earlier memories... when my younger brother was still learning to walk, and the family dog would drag him back from his diapers inside the house... lol

[Elena_Stewart]

That’s hilarious 😆

[GuyAnswersGirls123]

Most of mine weren't so funny at the time but definitely funny in retrospect. 😅

One time a girl I really liked from school showed up to the skate park, and it was early and hadn't officially opened yet so I was just getting padded up and waiting for the park to open. My buddy ran the skate park and I was a sponsored skater so he often let me in early and let me stay after the park closed to skate some more.

She was outside since the park hadn't opened yet but walked up to the fence behind the vert ramp and shouted hi to me and asked me if I could do some tricks. So I was excited and was like, "Of course!" and quickly got ready and really wanted to show off since I liked her and was hoping maybe this could be my ticket to a girlfriend.

So I was planning to do some huge backside airs and a 540 and put my board over the edge of the vert ramp and dropped in and instantly my board shot out under my feet and I fell backwards, fracturing my tail bone. WTF just happened? Then I realized the ramp was all wet. The staff had just cleaned it before I arrived but had not dried it yet so it was slippery as hell.

Then I tried to make excuses to the girl while hiding my pain. She was asking, "Oh my God, are you okay?" Me: "Yeah, fine! Happens all the time. [Ow ow ow ow ow ow]." So I kept asking her to give me a few minutes and I'll try again but I tried to stand up and it was like, "Ow ow ow ow." Then I wanted to sit down but also, "Ow ow ow ow." So I had to apologize to her and say I might need to sit this one out for a while, but don't worry, I'll be fine!

After I went to the doctor and discovered that my tailbone was fractured and I had to sit on this donut cushion and bring it around everywhere for a couple of months, including to school, like this:

Then she saw me carrying the donut cushion around and I was so embarrassed. 😅 She was a very nice girl and didn't tease me about it or talk about it behind my back but just so awkward.

I always ended up getting my worst injuries trying to showboat to girls this way. This is one of many.

[Elena_Stewart]

Ouch, not nice memory

[HawkPerception]

Once when I was being babysat and my babysitter was holding me in her arms. She opened some yogurt and said "Watch!" She took a spoon, and scooped some yogurt up, then put it in her mouth and said "It's gone... magic!" And in my head I was like... how dumb is this woman that she thinks I don't know what eating is? I just stared at her and said nothing.

[Elena_Stewart]

Ok😁

[Telekinetic-Potato]

When I was a little kid, I put a peanut butter sandwich in the vcr because I thought it might have been hungry.

[Elena_Stewart]

And then it’s gone for ever😁

[Berweic]

When I was little, my cousin peed on my head and I just found out the other day. God! What a disgusting thing.

[Elena_Stewart]

Why did they tell you?

[ab2shifty]

The amount of memories I have is a bit concerning 🤣

[Elena_Stewart]

Tell me one Ab🙂
I like you new pic

[ab2shifty]

Haha thanks 😎

Back in school, we used to do these special days every month for a year straight. One month it was Opposite Day, so me and my homies thought that we didn’t have to wear clothes that day. So we pull up 10 mins before class started and we are just chilling in class shirtless and pantless, only wearing underwear 🤣

We all got suspended for a week though 🤣

[Elena_Stewart]

That’s a funny good memory 😁

[eagle1951]

getting bitten in the face by my uncles dog at 2

[Elena_Stewart]

Wow, that’s scary memory. How about a funny one?

[eagle1951]

ok before that happened i was 2 wrote with my dad and of of my sisters over to another uncle's house about a little over a mile away, he dropped them off took me back home, I wanted to go to. he was a truck driver, so my mom was talking to my aunt, and i ran away , i was just a street crossing away and my Uncle got me right before his house.

[Elena_Stewart]

Wow😳