Do you go for massages?

[Anonymous]

I don't know how many people get massages on the regular so I wanna see if it adds up that these places stay in business lol

[midnightmoon05]

Yes I go about 10 times a year. Sometimes alone, sometimes with hubby… the place get busy. They have foot massages and whole body. I love it.
when I was younger and went with my friend after work… It didn't make a difference … my body was never sore. now that I am older…I enjoy it and sometimes fall asleep when I go after work…it’s a great way to get pampered.

I like the place I go to, they have a sign that says no hanky pankie 😂

[Asker]

Geez so you make them good business lol

[midnightmoon05]

It’s worth it.

[dustybiker2]

Only get manhandled by a chiropractor. Outside of family of course. That includes my pets. They love to divebomb you when you least expect it. Sleeping is bonus points.

[Asker]

What you talking about dusty? 🤔

[dustybiker2]

Have you been to a chiropractor?

[Asker]

No, maybe one day tho, nothing like getting your bones yanked around 💀

[dustybiker2]

As anything, you have to find one you like.

[Asker]

Perhaps, not a concern for me rn 🤣

[dustybiker2]

Why do you like everyone or do you dislike everyone? 😁

[Asker]

I don't like people, only specific people but overall, I don't like people lol

[dustybiker2]

Ah gotcha

[Anonymous]

The single mother beside me gives happy endings for an extra $200 and will do it topless

[Asker]

That's fair enough lol

[Dongie]

I would if we had any. Closest I know if are in Dallas. Over a hundred miles away.

[Dongie]

In referring to the actual massage. Not happy ending stuff. For chronic pain.

[Asker]

Yea I getchu don't worry I didn't mean happy ending n stuff lol

[Dongie]

👍
But I did have one of those back in 84.

[Asker]

That's a long time ago lol

[Dongie]

40 years this August. My boss took me for my 22 birthday. I had no idea that was available.

[electromagnetic]

Once a month if I can. More so to massage out the bits and pieces a missed with a foam roller during workouts.

[Asker]

Am I suppose to know what you mean by all this? 😂

[electromagnetic]

lol. I powerlift and usually you’re suppose to use a foam roller or a ball to massage out parts that are tight or sore. But it’s easier said than done.

[Asker]

Ooh I didn't know That, so is laying down and resting not an option that you have to use foam 😆

[electromagnetic]

https://images.app.goo.gl/budUTW6DUgx52fpJ9

You mean this medieval torture machine? 😆 laying down is not an option.

[Asker]

Looks like a guard rail from a gun lol

Wdym it's not an option? Cause it will hurt more? Lol

[electromagnetic]

No but you get kinda stiff and I find if I don't foam role, my mobility is compromised.

[Asker]

Oh I didn't know that happens, isn't that from not stretching first

[electromagnetic]

That too. It’s more to to alleviate so tension between the muscle and fascia.

[Asker]

What is a fascia? Is that what holds the muscles? 🙂

[electromagnetic]

Think of a chicken break. You know that mucus white stuff around it? Super thin? I don’t know what it’s called on chicken breasts 😆😆 but that’s what fascia looks like on him and.

[electromagnetic]

Humans **

[Asker]

I always thought that was part of the skin 🙃

So what exactly does it do tho? Lol

[electromagnetic]

I honestly have no idea. Hold my muscle in place?

[Asker]

Lmao you just know you gotta roll them 😂

[MemeSupreme]

it's okay chico

we won't judge you if you want a massage... 😈

[Asker]

What you talking about momey 😂

[MemeSupreme]

ik you ask these questions bc you're shy about tryin it. like that adult store question you posted lol

it's okay chico we accept you

[Asker]

Oh Momo you are so full of assumptions, and that adult shop one is completely inaccurate, my hand works fine, although you still remembering tho is crazy 😌

[MemeSupreme]

you can hide it all you want but ik the truth behind these questions

and that post wasn't that long ago lol i think...

[Asker]

No you don't cause the truth isn't what you are thinking 😂

But maybe that's How you work so that's why you think I work that way? 🤔😂

[MemeSupreme]

yeah thats how ik you wanna go to one bc i see you outside walkin to the door and stopping yourself then going away

[Asker]

That is such a lie, you are feeling evil today aren't you momo, I didn't know you were in Miami tho, I'll keep an eye out 😂

[MemeSupreme]

oh no i live in missouri lol i just secretly teleport to miami every day

[Asker]

Why? You can teleport anywhere memey 😂

[MemeSupreme]

okay st. louis is a crappy city but it has its charm lol

and i didn't choose to live here lmao

[Asker]

You did, you just said you can teleport 😂

[MemeSupreme]

yeah but teleporting don't mean i can CREATE MONEY

if i rob banks teleporting then batman will beat me up

[Asker]

Yea I forgot about Batman, that makes sense 🤔

[Miah04]

I miss our trainers😭they gave the best massages after practices

[Asker]

And most likely free right lol

[Miah04]

Yup it was free.

[KittygosMeoWW]

Yes but I don’t like them, I hate people im not intimate with touching my body

[Asker]

That sounds like a good thing kitty 😌👏🏼

[sheikalana]

Not really. I don't like being touched by strangers.

[NathanDavis]

nope... for sore muscles, I do plunge into the ice baths instead

[Account]

No. I don't like being touched by strangers.

[Asker]

How it should be lol

[euniestars]

im getting one soon

[Asker]

How else will you leg go back to normal lol

[euniestars]

Letting it heal duh

[Asker]

Don't smart mouth me 5'1 😂

[mandyfire98]

I go every month.

[Asker]

The life of the mandylorian 🤣

[mandyfire98]

My masseur is named Larry Mandy

[Asker]

That is just pure poetry

[sirderpsalot123]

I never have

[Asker]

Same lol

[Miah04]

No wonder y'all bunch of grumps

[Anonymous]

Just a rub? Or a rub and a tug?