Do you ever wish you had a tail?

Miah04

Xper 7 Age: 24

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If y'all don't stop calling y'all dumb little pp tails.
Those things ain't tails. They are obviously French fries

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I need new gag friends, they love ruining my questions 😭😂

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Knightwatch27 Follow
Xper 6 Age: 29

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Okay, at one point I did think a snow leopard's long, elegant tail was cool, as I also learnt how they help them achieve their superb balance in the mountains. But otherwise no. I've wished for claws and the ability to roar but not so much a tail.

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- Miah04
  
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  Lol. That's kinda funny
  
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- Knightwatch27
  
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  It was my childhood dream haha, don't make fun of it :P
  
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- Miah04
  
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  I'm not. 😂
  
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NamerOfStars Follow
Master Age: 34 , mho 60%

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Among the bipedal species of the Earth, only kangaroos and ostriches can claim to be bigger than humans, and even the latter are only about the same size. We're HUGE, and tall enough that simply falling down can cause enough acceleration that we crack our skulls open and die, and yet- no tails. Tails, whose primary purpose is helping you maintain balance.
I'll admit that it would make pants and chairs difficult, but it's not like there aren't solutions to those.

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PBandJ_Nerd Follow
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Sometimes. I'd want it to be a bunny tail, since it's my chinese zodiac sign.

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BlondeGoneWild Follow
Guru Age: 30

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A mermaid tail sometimes

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- Miah04
  
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  Could be interesting but sounds inconvenient
  
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- BlondeGoneWild
  
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  Yeah I’d only want it temporarily
  
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Apple1996 Follow
InfluencerMaster Age: 29

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I've never wished for a tail

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WhiteSteve Follow
Master Age: 47 , mho 60%

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- Miah04
  
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  🤨🤨
  
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- WhiteSteve
  
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ThaMaskedMarvel Follow
Xper 5 Age: 110

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I have an unrealistic fear that it will be like like Saiyan's tail & it will hurt if people grab it. Other than that, yeah, a tail would be cool to hold my drink while my hands hold my tray of food as I walk to the table.

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Joshydavid25 Follow
Guru Age: 32

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I always thought I had a tail.. Growing up people always said "whatcho nasty tail"..

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- Miah04
  
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  😂😂😂
  
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DryGermanGuy Follow
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No… 🧐. But I have chased some proverbial tail, if that counts? 😉

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- Miah04
  
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  Sadly no😖
  
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bowenw Follow
Master Age: 42

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I have never thought about it, but it may come in handy for hanging from tree branches.

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- Miah04
  
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  True
  
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- Saggitariusdiva
  
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  @bowenw that will be painful 🤔
  
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- bowenw
  
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  @Saggitariusdiva I suppose, but monkeys do it. lol
  
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AviatorTom Follow
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I'm happy without a tail.
Did you know that at one time during human evolution, humans did have a tail. We have the remnants of it, called the coccyx, a bony piece near your butt.

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nawtee_me Follow
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Do you mean like this?
https://www.adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/anal-sex-toys/butt-plugs/sp-foxxxy-fox-tail-glass-anal-plug-93595.aspx

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- Miah04
  
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  I am not clicking on that😂
  
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- Charliefretz329
  
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  Wow 😆 lol. That’s definitely a tail
  
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Lynx122 Follow
Master Age: 36 , mho 32%

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What will I do with that? XD Besides balancing slightly better I don't think there's many uses for a tail :)

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HawkPerception Follow
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I do not. I'm not a "furry" like all the mentally ill libs

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Wiredone Follow
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My butt is my tail.
Regarding update, my " pp" is not a French fry, It's not made from potatoes. I have a sausage because it's made from meat

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- StudyingAuthor
  
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  LMFAOOOOOO.
  
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Meropatrick Follow
Explorer Age: 25

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Omg thats scary yesterday i was wishing if i had a tail just to wiggle it around and laugh and today i found this question r u reading my mind

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DaBiggestBird Follow
Explorer Age: 47

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Not wish but I’ve thought about it and it would be cool. I’d want a tail like cats that’s fluffy

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MicahRaine Follow
Explorer Age: 22

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When I was 5 years old and falling out of trees, yes 😂

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JonCobretti Follow
Xper 6 Age: 29

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I have one in front and it's neither little nor dumb

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BrassRaven Follow
Xper 1 Age: 34

1 y

I wish my wife had a tail... and fox ears... already has great kids and stuff... but she would be even hotter as a demi human... stfu don't judge me😅😅😅😅

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Alex-Snow Follow
Guru Age: 21

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Not really... I like my spine and butt just they way they are... besides it would get in the way

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genericname85 Follow
Master Age: 40

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no. that would just be an unnecessary failure point that you can injure. i have no trouble holding my balance at all and i don't climb trees. so no use for a tail.

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7Phoenix7 Follow
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Mmmm no lol 😂

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- Miah04
  
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  Okie
  
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EmmaMary Follow
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@miah04
A What? lol

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- Miah04
  
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  A tail.
  
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mandyfire98 Follow
Master Age: 27 , mho 42%

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I don't think I ever have 😂

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- GawkVoidArisen
  
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  I have a tail!!
  
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- mandyfire98
  
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  You have a tail?
  
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- GawkVoidArisen
  
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  Yesss! don't you?
  
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- mandyfire98
  
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  No I sure don't
  
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- GawkVoidArisen
  
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  I am sorry to hear that :(
  
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- mandyfire98
  
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  Maybe in another life
  
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- GawkVoidArisen
  
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  been told my tail is nice :)
  
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- Miah04
  
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  @mandyfire98 never once🤔
  
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- mandyfire98
  
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  @Miah04 never even once.
  
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- Miah04
  
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  Weird
  
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- mandyfire98
  
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  A fish tho
  
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Ms_Facesitter Follow
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Only if it comes with the fluffy ears.

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- Miah04
  
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  That's a must
  
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LaurenM1997 Follow
Yoda Age: 29

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A tail? What for?

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- Miah04
  
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  I don't know. May slap people with it
  
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  DryGermanGuy
  
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  @miah04
  Large dogs can do that! A buddy of mine had a herding dog that really slapped your legs wagging! 😯
  
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- LaurenM1997
  
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  There’s many people I would slap it with
  
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  DryGermanGuy
  
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  Or you could pull a Barf: 🫣
  
  https://youtu.be/xUJ5gLTt02Q?si=aHR7n0xDP41_U6GR
  
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- LaurenM1997
  
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  @DryGermanGuy that tail got excited 😂😂
  
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LiamS95 Follow
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No but figuratively speaking I sure like your tail Miah.

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dustybiker2 Follow
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Yes, like a lemur.

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- Charliefretz329
  
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  Whaaa?
  
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- dustybiker2
  
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  What what?
  
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- Charliefretz329
  
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  That’s a very impressive tail…
  
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- Miah04
  
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  @Charliefretz329 that would be amazing
  
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- Charliefretz329
  
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  I take that you also want a lemur tail Ms Miah?
  
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- Miah04
  
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  @Charliefretz329 i do not
  
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- Charliefretz329
  
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  You could “accidentally” smack derpsy around with it…
  
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- sirderpsalot123
  
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  @Charliefretz329 I'll bite her tail off
  
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- sirderpsalot123
  
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  Miah. Not dusty
  
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- Miah04
  
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  @sirderpsalot123 keep in mind it's a lot easier biting your front tail off🤨 so ya might wanna keep a tail biting truce
  
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- Charliefretz329
  
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  🥵 umm.. 😍
  
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- sirderpsalot123
  
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  Miah04 You'd put it in your mouth?
  
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- Charliefretz329
  
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  Hey 😠 wait your turn Mr. Derp!
  
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- Miah04
  
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  @sirderpsalot123 no 😡
  
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- sirderpsalot123
  
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  @Charliefretz329 lmao
  
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- sirderpsalot123
  
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  @miah04 I see no need to call a truce then
  
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- Miah04
  
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  @sirderpsalot123 ever heard of scissors
  
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- Charliefretz329
  
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  🥵 🥵 this is one incredibly fun conversation… 😏
  
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- sirderpsalot123
  
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  You said "tail biting truce" scissors do not bite, they cut.
  
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- Charliefretz329
  
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  I’ll guard you Derps 💪 she’ll have to go through me to get to you 😆
  
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- Miah04
  
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  🚪 🚶🏾‍♀️
  
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- sirderpsalot123
  
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  And nobody would very anywhere close to my dick with a sharp object
  
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- sirderpsalot123
  
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  *would get anywhere close
  
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- sirderpsalot123
  
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  @Charliefretz329 I think she left the conversation lol
  
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- Charliefretz329
  
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  I guess you just can’t please some people 🤷🏻‍♂️
  
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- dustybiker2
  
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  I go away for 60 min...
  
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- Charliefretz329
  
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  That’ll
  Learn ya!
  
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- dustybiker2
  
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  This Q needs highlighting. Where do they keep that button...
  
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StudyingAuthor Follow
Xper 1 Age: 16

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Nope, not at all.

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paledreams Follow
Yoda Age: 32

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Rarely, yet I think the tail is overrated 😂😂😆

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sirderpsalot123 Follow
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No lol

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- Miah04
  
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  Yes you have
  
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- sirderpsalot123
  
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  I can't think of any advantage of having a tail
  
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- sirderpsalot123
  
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  Well, having another tail lol
  
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- Miah04
  
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  Not a tail 😡
  
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- sirderpsalot123
  
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  The word "penis" comes from the Latin word for "tail"
  
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- Miah04
  
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  Still not a tail😡they were big dummies
  
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- Charliefretz329
  
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  Ahhh touché 🙂
  
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- sirderpsalot123
  
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  😂😂
  
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- sirderpsalot123
  
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  I liked the question for the update lol
  
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- Miah04
  
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  😤😤
  
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written_in-the-stars Follow
Xper 2 Age: 30

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Maybe I have it already? :P :P :P :P

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swettannie Follow
Guru Age: 29

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no? wdym a tail?

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Xoirwinkan Follow
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Only for cosplaying Goku

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KrakenAttackin Follow
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Ha! Great question 😂

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NYlatefun Follow
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Well, it depends

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RedInnocent69 Follow
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Like, to tickle other things with?

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CrabCakes11 Follow
Xper 6 Age: 21

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No. There would be close to 0 benefit

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Charliefretz329 Follow
Guru Age: 43

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I already have one…

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- sirderpsalot123
  
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  And you don't even want that one lol
  
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- Charliefretz329
  
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  Truth 😎
  
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- dustybiker2
  
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  •snort•
  
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- Charliefretz329
  
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  lol 😆
  
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- Miah04
  
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  Those are not tails. They are abominations 😡
  
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- Charliefretz329
  
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  Agreed! 😌 lol I’m on your side here
  
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- sirderpsalot123
  
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  @miah04 you're an abomination
  
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- Miah04
  
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  @sirderpsalot123 BLOCKED
  
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- sirderpsalot123
  
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  Finally
  
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- Miah04
  
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  @sirderpsalot123 you would be sad. Cry yourself alseep into your pretend front tail
  
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- Charliefretz329
  
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  Best question ever @Miah04 ! 😆 ❤️
  
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- sirderpsalot123
  
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  @charliefretz329 😂😂
  
  @miah04 still waiting to be blocked
  
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TheSpaceGnome Follow
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Yeah, seems too useful to not have.

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DishLady Follow
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Nope.

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tookawool Follow
Xper 1 Age: 24

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Definitely a cats tail

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Kingofkings1992 Follow
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What use would I have for a tail?

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DrPepper12 Follow
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Yeah, thatd be mint! Prehensile would be so cool!!

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GawkVoidArisen Follow
Xper 4 Age: 20

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I have one!!

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- Charliefretz329
  
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  Lemme guess, front tail?
  
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- Miah04
  
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  No front tails, they all get snipped
  
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- Charliefretz329
  
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  @Miah04 😍😍😍🥹🤗
  
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- Miah04
  
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  @Charliefretz329 bad charlie
  
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- Charliefretz329
  
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  Very bad Charlie 🙂
  
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- Charliefretz329
  
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  Very nice @Miah04 though… 🥰
  
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xPendragonx Follow
Xper 1 Age: 21

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Yes, it'd be so nice to have one.

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- lil_will_12
  
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  Nice pfp 😏
  
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kareka Follow
Yoda Age: 29

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Noo never wbu?

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- Miah04
  
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  Nope
  
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Not especially

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nope

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Yeah you?

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