How many ORIFICES do you have?

[AviatorTom]

Simple question... How many orifices do you have?

Please answer in the poll and add a comment if you want.

NONE, zero (0)

ONE (1)

TWO (2)

THREE (3)

MORE than THREE (>3)

MORE than TEN (>10)

TOO MANY to count (...)

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1 y

This is NOT a SEXUALITY question, yet GaG stupid software put it there. I selected OTHER, which is where it should be.

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1 y

Males have 9 orifices and females have 10. They are:
Ears (2)
Tear Ducts (2)
Nostrils (2)
Mouth
Urethra
Anus
Vagina (females)
Some may also count the thousands of pores in the body's largest organ, skin.
Acceptable answers are "More than 3" (9,10) or "Too Many to Count" (thousands of pores)

[abc3643]

When I was a teaching assistant in graduate school in Spring 1988, I de facto taught Introduction to Automatic Control since my professor had mononucleosis and I had to teach the class, a junior-senior engineering class. I also was taking a class called Time Series Systems Analysis and had to do a project in which we collected data and tried to determine a model for the data. I chose a project related to teaching Auto Control.

Specifically, since I was popular with the students (I was only 3 years older than them) and had great hair, both guys and girls will come to the roughly 10 or so orifice hours each week that I had. As homeworks became due or tests neared, more students would come visit me for orifice hours which is what I predicted. I got a decent grade on the project and the class, but it sort of sucked.

So, I guess to answer your question, I had about 10 orifice hours each week.

[Dongie]

More than 3. I call it 5 but some call eyes 2 but I don't since you have to be very small or remove the eyes to enter. The obvious 3 plus ears. Period.

[CrazyGirl2]

There are 8 orifices in my body, but men have 7 orifices in your bodies. I’ll list them below ⬇️

For Both Men and women there are:
• Mouth (1)
• Nostrils (2) - Left and right nostrils
• Ears (2) - Left and right ears
• Anus (1)
• Urethra (1)

For Females only:
• Vagina (1)

Therefore, Men have 7 orifices in their bodies, while Women have 8 orifices in our bodies.

I hope to god I’m right on this one!
Laura 🤗 🥰

[CrazyGirl2]

Ah c’mon, the eyes are not considered orifices in human biology. This is from my online biology textbook. (Unfortunately I cannot link to it as a source.)
Orifice
The term “orifice” typically refers to an opening in the body that allows the passage of substances, such as air, food, or waste. Common examples include the mouth, nostrils, ears, anus, and urethra.

The eyes, however, are not usually classified as orifices in this context. While they do have openings (like the tear ducts), these are more specialized structures rather than orifices for the passage of substances in the way that, for example, the mouth or nostrils are. The eyes are more often considered part of the sensory system rather than part of the body’s orifices.

[CrazyGirl2]

Oops, sorry Tom I forgot to tag you, sweetie. @AviatorTom

[purplepoppy]

2 eye holes
2 nostrils
2 earholes
1 mouth
1 anus
1 uretha
1 bonus hole
= 10

[OfMiceandMen]

Umm... what classifies as the "bonus hole".🤔

[AviatorTom]

@OfMiceandMen The "bonus hole" I think only applies to females.

[AndreeaScker]

I counted my mouth pussy ass and belly button. Because I'm fat I had a couple of guys ask and be able to fuck me in the bellybutton

[OfMiceandMen]

Seriously😕? Regarding the belly button...

[chrissykerdock]

three love holes

[Phoenix98]

Darn I was close I was gonna guess 7.

[NathanDavis]

I've gotten a few piercings...