What's the most embarrassing thing you ever did?

[12karen]

[sage2021]

After I gave birth to my son while still in the hospital delivery room this young man was in charge of monitoring my blood pressure

He was standing up on the left side of the bed I had just given birth in.
They had those heavy green surgical blankets covering me up.
There was a grip like a bicycle grip on the handle bars that he wanted me to find the grip so he could have my arm free to take my blood pressure.
Well, I was having trouble finding the grip with all of those big heavy sheets on me, so I went feeling around under them to find that darn grip.
As I was feeling around under the heavy sheets I accidentally grabbed him privates! OMG!!
He was wearing a mask and when I looked up at him, he had the deer 🦌 in the headlights look in his eyes.
I told him I was sorry but it was an accident. He was leaning on my bed and that's how it happened.
Now that had to be the very most embarrassing thing I've ever done.

[sage2021]

**Correction**
Grabbed HIS
not grabbed him

[Crimsyjo]

Oh God... when I was like 16 I really really fancied this carpenter at my mums work place who was like 30. I was like a love sick puppy. I even got a little cleaning job there. Anyways one of the other lads was having a party so knowing carpenter guy would be there me and my best friend got a little drunk, smoked a little weed and went...

Ahem... cue... I see the guy. Go up and say hi. And just as he says hi this is my girlfriend I turn to look and throw up on her!!!

Fucking class! And embarassing as hell 😂😂😂

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

Such a good post, again !!
Though this one features way less your wisdom, I might say

The things we did to get noticed... Yes... It makes for some good stories, after all. A story I certainly liked :D

[Crimsyjo]

@Maybe_Maybe_not haha I was young. And I learned I don't want to smoke weed or take drugs lol. Wisdom has to be built up over time and mistakes 😄 I'm still learning now lol

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

I'd be a fool to expect wisdom at 16yo lol, at best, it would be have been parading wisdom. Now, these errands with weed are actually giving me an idea for something embarrassing to confess...

[Crimsyjo]

@Maybe_Maybe_not oh really? Do tell haha. I put my story out here 😆

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

Right i'm gonna tell it in this very thread of yours, it won't be that much epic, but still embarrassing and still related to weed lol

So I had my errands with weed, as a youngster, thinking that weed is cool, weed is rebellious, weed shows how much I am revolutionizing the world !! blablablababla. There were these regular hanging out with friends smoking, bonging even, if that's the right word. Now there was this one afternoon, sitting in the friends' room between speakers with "weed music" blasting, I took the bong, ofc I had to take the pure one, no tobacco, because impressive woooow. I got hit by the cloud, organized thoughts melting, zombie mode enabled and then, just 5mn after the hit, friends tell me we're moving on to another place. damn, I tediously climbed down the stairs with them, super dizzy, I tried to follow their pace in the streets, and I couldn't as the hit was kicking like hell. So I sat down at the nearest bus stop bench, I closed my eyes.

Suddenly, I'm unable to open them, I feel my eyes glued like in a horror movie, without the graphics. Desperately glued, then the puking phase starts, I'm still sitting, eyes closed, I know people are passing by, I hear them, I feel some shame but really toned down by the zombie mode. This situation lasted for two hours I think, can't open my eyes, hearing people, puking. Terrible.

This was the end of me and weed, also the end of me with these friends. Since we were mostly weed buddies, not really tied by something else. Chapter closed lol

[Crimsyjo]

@Maybe_Maybe_not oh nasty haha. I've never been a smoker. I never got a hit from weed... cos I don't think I ever done it properly the few times I have. Just not my thing. And my ex boyfriend used to be a seller of it. So opportunity was there. But nah. Give me a glass of whiskey and coke any day lol. I do puke if I drink too much but I rarely do now. I just drink enough to get a nice buzz. Maybe 3 to 5 glasses lol.

I can tell u another milder but funny weed story if u like?

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

Are we going to value weed too much? :D
I'd say we can keep some weed stories for the future, there will be a moment !

[Crimsyjo]

@Maybe_Maybe_not haha sure thing. Tho I'd say anyone reading these would conclude weed bad not good. 😄

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

Oh I would not overestimate the power of a testimony from a total stranger. Youngsters will be youngsters, they have probably better things to do than listening to our confessions at the campfire 🙂

[sawno]

I have no idea since I never felt embarrassed when I was joking around so ill just do a funny one where I was goofing around instead and it went wrong. Basically me and my IT academy friend had a very dry sense of humor and we were absolute goofballs in that time. We had to cope with an extremely boring education due to lack of teachers where we spent most of those 4 years sitting in class doing nothing. So you can imagine that after class we'd be in the silliest of moods as a way to let go of all the pint up boredom.

So one day when I was visiting him we were also in such a mood and I discovered I could do a reasonable mickey mouse. I found the "Ha Ha"s pretty funny so I would make a joke in that voice followed by the typical mickey haha. Except my voice got stuck doing that. So I was unable to talk normally with it being stuck at mickey pitch and mickey laugh. This was hilarious to me which triggered more mickey laughing.

I am sure that bystanders would have thought wtf with many of our shenanigans but we didn't care. If people judged us that were were idiots because we were willingly acting like idiots that was fine to us, that's not a personal judgement of who I normally am. But it did take a good 30 minutes before my voice went back to normal xD

[itsannalee]

Picking random guy as my date.


I was using Tinder and matched to a guy (he is french) and we were about to meet up. Because i came earlier i decided to go shopping some perfume. And the french guy called me that he arrived when i was in the chanel store, i told him i was there. When i go out from the store, i saw a guy standing in the edge and and seems like looking got someone. So i thought it was him.
I approached him and hug him. he is really nice. Even thought i was confused because he said he is french, but this guy has British accent. But because he was very nice i was still positive thinking, maybe he was study in the UK.


When we walked around he accompany me to bought a perfume. He asked my number, and was about to bring me for dinner. But i had phone call. Was confuse when i see my screen, because the french guy called me.
“How come he call me, he is in front of me”. That what i was thinking. And i realized it i mistaken him 😭😭😭

[12karen]

Quite embarrassing, but you had another date

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

Splendid !
I'm puzzled about the part where the unknown guy is hugging like there's no prob at all though :D

[Ladsin2]

I was playing on the JV basketball team in ~6th grade. I had never fouled anyone and never taken a shot all season so I was determined to do both at the last game. I tried to tackle a ~9th grader from another school and bounced back eating shit. So that was embarrassing because he asked if I was ok after I tried to take him out. Next I was dribbling the ball down court when everybody started yelling "shoot the ball Ladsin!" I looked at the clock and saw 2, I presumed it was 2 seconds so I threw the ball from half court. It just so happened that our cheerleaders were doing a pyramid near the goal and I hit one on the bottom knocking the whole pyramid down. When I looked back at the clock I still had 2 minutes remaining in the game. I was mortified.

[12karen]

Ouch 🤕

[Ladsin2]

That's what she said... Once she got out of the bottom of the pyramid.

[Anonymous]

Most embarrassing was going down a porn rabbit hole with my wife drunk and pregnant. Just to finding one of her new favorite kinks!

She wanted to be my dinner so bad she gave me a skewer and told me to shove it through her!

Drink I did and she loved the pain right through both of her boobs. Drove her crazy with desire and we ended up in the back yard with her chest on the grill.

Waking up to her drinking a glass of water and her excitedly telling me what I did and realizing how I could of hurt her sober was so scary... She wantes it again and loved her scars!

Still scares me if she had asked me to turn on my grill how much she could have been hurt!

[Chevy1_kb]

Well when I was a young teenager I use to pull my top up outside and flash my tits to everyone even when I was outside with my mum she used to get so embarrassed people use to walk over and say do it again or whistle one time I turned away from my mum and the boy behind me that seen them the first time said do it again a did to him

[stratford]

Do you enjoy flashing still?

[Chevy1_kb]

Naa am a big girl now am not a teenager anymore

[Red_Arrow]

Does not sound like it embarrassed you at all. More like you enjoyed doing it.

[Chevy1_kb]

Yeah I did but when I remember now when I was young a was like omg a canny believe I done that all the it's embarrassing but a still laughed my mum got more embarrassed 😂😂😂

[riskysweet]

I believe that must be when I got caught at my ex girlfriend's home. Her mom caught us when I was riding her at her house. I had played around with her mom as well, but little did I know that they were pretty open about it to each other. So long story short, I have one of the rare opportunity to bang the mom and daughter together. It was amazing, with her mom giving me a head and me eating her out, till... her dad walks into his bedroom only to find some guy screwing both his daughter and his wife. The poor fellow fainted and I had to rush out nearly naked.

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

I'm missing the paragraph telling me where to order snake oil, please fix that !

[4ngelic]

i tried unaliving by overdosing on xanax when i was 16 in the metro and while i was passed out i ended up shitting myself and i had to walk home with shit on my ass (thankfully i was wearing all black). but there was the smell and there was shit on the train seat. some people noticed..

[Jennz6]

I met a nice guy and when we were having sex he went down on me and I didn’t realize that I had a yeast infection and he said that I smelled like fish! I was so embarrassed.

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

Oh god
I'm so sorry !

[rachel776]

i had a job interview at The Cleveland Orchestra one time and about halfway through i noticed all the pictures on the desk were facing me. and the phone. and the drawers. i was sitting in the guy's chair, not the interview chair

[pierre7i]

I imagine he thought you were perfectly suited to be sitting that side of the desk @rachel776 🙂

Did you get to be in the Cleveland Orchestra?

[exitseven]

One winters night I was parked by a pond with my future wife. Nobody ever went there in the winter. We were in the back of my chevy hatchback having sex when all of a sudden it gets really bright. I look up and see a cop looking in the back window at us. The cop just told us to scram but it was really embarrassing.

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

I'm really wishing we get a cop telling us how many times such a picture appeared in a career lol

[exitseven]

@Maybe_Maybe_not this was a long time ago before cell phones.

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

I thought so, yep

[LiamJHayden]

Accidentally walked into a ladies room. The restaurant layout was just like another I frequented except the locations of the restrooms were opposite. I immediately realized and turned around and left without seeing anything, but it was still unsettling to have accidentally invaded that space.

[Account]

You couldn't torture that information out of me.

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

* plays the cute cat video card *
* wait *

[12karen]

It's up to you
But now, I'm curious

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

oh look, I'm not the only one intrigued now, good luck resisting haha

[RebelinSteel]

We are limited to like 2000 words

also I have a feeling it would get removed.

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

This girl was visiting and showed us her hairy belly button and I got hard and masturbated right there under a blanket and wow did I cum.

[stratford]

I ejaculated in my pants in a movie theatre once when things got a bit heated with a girl I was uper into. I was young and inexperienced and very very horny!

[Anonymous]

Drunk and half-naked and public table-top dancing.

[Jennz6]

Me too honey

[DrPepper12]

That goes to the grave with me. Besides, too many to choose from.

[andy530]

Said “I could tether you with this” while holding up a climbing harness and having a random woman in the store think I was talking to her

[scott04sa22]

I got pull back from chains and flew a few yards back lol

[NathanDavis]

well, I wasn't embarrassed... lol

[DishLady]

That's classified. ;)

[Sonorous]

Exist.

[Bklynbadboy12]

I'd have to tell you that in private

[12karen]

Okay

[bowenw]

Caught in the act.

[Dongie]

Well I'll not repeat it.

[justme444]

Oh I don't know where to begin.

[Jennz6]

Just tell me

[DJB72]

"What" or "Who"? 😉

[NOTHINGEVERHAPPENS]

Be born.

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

There's an intense contradiction running between the username and the post made by the same usename !