Six Dinner invites on the same night, which one do you accept?

[Oliverlogan263]

Barack and Michelle Obama

Gabrielle Union and Dwayne Wade

Will and Jada Pinkett Smith

Oprah Winfrey and Stedman Graham

Angela Bassett and Courtney B. Vance

Beyoncé and Jay Z

[DizzyDesii]

black love is beautiful but not when it comes to the majority of the bastards above. I can't stand blunt blowin Obama nor Michelle man lookin ass with how she took away the flamin hot cheetos from the high school vending machine. I used to like Gabrielle Union but i can't support couples that enable their child’s mental illness. I used to like closeted Will smith but i never fcked with jada and her strapon. She even turned my former boo August Alsina gay now. I don’t trust Oprah as far as i can throw her and well I can’t even lift her. I used to dislike Angela but i enjoy her on 9-1-1. Fox made it a good show but ABC is ruining it! Her husband has always been a bit dull but he's chill. I like Beyonce but she's too dark-minded these days (and ironically has bleached her skin as white as rice). I’d never fck with that groomer Jayz. If the options were Will and Beyonce or Beyonce and Angela I’d take that. But i guess i chose Angela

[FunkyMonkee]

I have no idea who 2 & 5 are. Most of them could walk up to me on the street and I'd have no clue who they are.
As for taking dinner with them, none of them lights a fire under my ass! Especially the first one!!

[Oliverlogan263]

You’ve never heard of Beyoncé and Jay z? Or Gabrielle union the actress and Dwayne wade the basketball player?

[Caroline91]

Or you can just come roast marshmallows with me and the kids and have a swim...

[jamesgoldman]

Not just me then

[FunkyMonkee]

I've heard OF B & J but, if they were in a crowd and you pointed them out to me, I'd have to take your word for it. These people mean next to nothing to me.

[Caroline91]

Marshmellows, Funkster... marshmellows?

[FunkyMonkee]

@Caroline91 SHE WALKS AGAIN BY NIGHT!! Out of the fog and into the smog! Doggedly (woof woof!), ruthlessly (I wonder where Ruth is?), relentlessly to her weekly destination with... the unknown!! At Drucker & 4th, she turns left, and 4th & Drucker she turns right, she crosses MacArthur Park and walks into a great sandstone building! KERFLUMPF! (Ooo! My nose!)

That could happen!
Or, you can come take me to Vincent's

[FunkyMonkee]

@jamesgoldman Nope. I'm sure lots of people wouldn't know who they were.

[FunkyMonkee]

@Caroline91 I heard! Vincent's!!

[Caroline91]

@FunkyMonkee As in pizza pie?

[FunkyMonkee]

@Caroline91 You done gots it, babycakes!!

[Caroline91]

@FunkyMonkee Awww, Funks! Such poetry and just form ME? Vincent's it is! I am finally going to get a Vinnie's pie and with you of all people? But we don't have to walk, night or day, I will drive. us there. And let's skip both the fog and the smog, but bring the dogs along. Drucker and 4th just confuse me, so we'll take an alternate route... straight through... or maybe a helicopter and you be sure to protect your nose from any KERFLUMPFs or I will have to take it on in a dark alley and that's just plain scary. Then, can we still have marshmallows or will we be too full of Vinny Pies?

[Caroline91]

@FunkyMonkee Oooo that'll all have to wait for tomorrow... or later today. I am noticing the time and, yet again, here we are. So I'm just gonna hafta say: Good night, George!

[FunkyMonkee]

@Caroline91 If you're good, I'll sign a couple autographs for you.
We can probably even have the marshmallows ON the pie!
Most people fill up on just one or two slices. I can do 6. But, I'm a pro. I've been going there since about `81. The trick is NOT to drink any more than you absolutely have to!

[FunkyMonkee]

@Caroline91 I figured that. I was downstairs eating. G'night, Gracie!

[Vegasrunner]

@FunkyMonkee Tell me you're an old white man without telling me you're an old white man.

[FunkyMonkee]

@Vegasrunner I can't because I'm not old.

[MisterWack]

Barack Obama and Michele Obama.

They are so fancy, have good tastes, and it is stupid to turn down the opportunity to meet such an awesome former President.

[exitseven]

I pick Courtney B Vance and Angela Basset. I liked him in Law and Order and she is good in 911.

[DizzyDesii]

He used to make me mad in The Preachers Wife. I wanted whitney houston to leave him and marry denzel washingtons character 😂

[Drewtate]

Probably the Obamas the rest are shitty people. Like will Jada smith try to sleep with me while will smith weeps in the corner?

[DizzyDesii]

More like jada would try to get you to fck Will as she watches. she's a weirdo like that

[Drewtate]

@DizzyDesii probably she used to f*ck August while will watched then she'd peg will with a horse dildo. He's a weak man.

[DizzyDesii]

Will is a weak man but everyone also know Will is closeted and has been fcking Duane Martin forever. Jada has never hidden her bisexuality. August Alsina just came out as gay last year. So again, jada definitely watched/made Will/August smash. I would say she's good at “turning men out” but will smith got on the fresh prince of bel air because he let quincy jones hit. Its part of why his first wife left him and married apreacher. She was paid off to keep
Quiet. Being with jada means will could be his true gay self. Smh

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Barack and Michelle Obama

[Static_In_The_Attic]

If you have six dinner invites on the same night go to all six so you have leftovers & don’t have to cook for the next five days.

[Ladsin2]

Oh no no no, you're not getting me that easily.

[Anonymous]

That's a toss up between Angela Basset and Oprah.

[jamesgoldman]

I'm in business so Oprah and Stedman

[shortster]

Gabriel Union and some basketball player.

[hahahmm]

Would call Denzel

[AviatorTom]

NOTA... I don't fraternize with celebrities

[DrPepper12]

Obama's. Fascinating people

[Nerdvana]

Tough. Either the Obama's or Angela Bassett

[LiamJHayden]

The Obamas.

[BLP11520]

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