Would you marry a woman who is perfect in every way but at midnight she turns into a 450 pound turtle and tries to escape to the ocean?

[Deserter2]

This goes on for an hour every night before she faints and reverts back to normal. You can't tell her because turning into a giant turtle is her greatest fear.

[msc545]

Most of them turn into dangerous monsters at unpredictable times, so this doesn't seem so bad... turtles won't call the police on you and then lie.

[BoopBoopBeep]

Can she find her way back or do I have to stay up and drag her back to the house?

[Deserter2]

She can't find her way out of a paper bag

[BoopBoopBeep]

Well then I just lock the doors before midnight and nothing untoward happens. Don't see much of a downside here. No all night sex sessions, sure, but that tradeoff seems okay here.

[Smashingdoozy]

Yeah, I'd have to figure out a way to keep her safe in turtle form though. Maybe ill make it a routine to throw her into the pool at midnight 😂

[SweetJoyGirl]

lmao 🤣

[SweetJoyGirl]

Thank you for the MHO. 💜

[jackieistired]

Lock the door!!! No one has to know what you guys do at night

[NamerOfStars]

Are we talking leatherback or snapper?

[Deserter2]

Snapper