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I chose crab because I'm fine with living at the bottom. Plus people tend to piss me off easily so I guess being crabby would suit me.

A giant king talking crab that can seduce a mermaid 😋
Becoming a mermaid sounds magical and enchanting 🧜♀️. Imagine swimming through the coral reefs, exploring underwater worlds, and having a special connection with marine life. As a mermaid, you'd possess both elegance and the thrill of the ocean's depths. Plus, there's something undeniably romantic about the mermaid lore! It feels like the ultimate aquatic adventure. 🐚✨
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I chose Mermaid because it seems to be the safer option. I doubt most people would want to eat a Mermaid... but some people may want to eat giant crab legs...
I'm definitely going to that Crab Rave...
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