What do you use as smut that offers do not?

[Manuelwe]

You see a person and you use a thing to tell. a joke
Let us say a mature woman and you see a peach tree and do a joke. She likes you and uses her glasses for a joke.
So a tree and glasses nothing but used for adult smutty joke.
What have you us to do a smutty joke.

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Did it help to talk to shy person in your class. In you work get the first date

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Smut mean to turn a non sexual action or words to a sexual one example. A woman trying to open a door. She pulling it so hard that she finally gets it open. Then she says So the harder you pull the more gets out. Get the smut joke

[SueShe]

I am a bit taken aback because I don't really see the connection between a pair of glasses and a peach tree. Perhaps I don't get the joke and given the fact that your question has been up almost 2 hours without a single reply leads me to believe that nobody really understood your joke.

I am personally against smut and pornography and it would never come to my mind to do a dirty joke, to make innuendo, to talk in sentences with double meanings or to curse and swear.

I leave that to uneducated people and those that are into pornography.

[Manuelwe]

But how you have a laugh with your friends without a smutty joke now and then

[SueShe]

Because you need smutty and dirty jokes to laugh? I pity you, honestly

[Manuelwe]

I can only imagine how funny your hen night parties are without a smutty jokes. Thank God I am a hunky sexy Man

[SueShe]

I don't do "hen night parties" and I don't have friends that lower themselves to tell smutty jokes. They are all educated and don't have the need to talk about pornography to have fun.

[SueShe]

Let me guess. You are ruled by your testosterone and not master of it. You consume porn, you manipulate your body to induce those pathetic spasms and muscular contraction and you only have sex on your mind 24/7. Am I correct?

Talking about smut with women make you hope that you can get into their pants. What kind of miserable life is yours?

[Nikki1989]

I don't and neither does anyone I know. We are more adult than that.

[Manuelwe]

Due to women child and they say girl a from.13 read your reply. I had problems with GAG