Why don't we put all the countries depts on one person?

We just pick one of the worst criminals in the country and just by law transfer all the country's depts to that one person, then we give that person to the country we owe money too and dept free country, the person is a prisoner so they already lost their rights, their execution would satisfy everyone and clear the countries depts, sounds like a solid plan ๐Ÿ˜‚

(Clearly this is just a joke question but just maybe) lol
Why don't we put all the countries depts on one person?
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