Would You Rather Be A Mattress Actress, Street Pharmacist, Booger Sugar Tester, Devil’s Lettuce Lover Or One Of The Following?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Mattress Actress / Mattress Actor.

Street Pharmacist.

Booger Sugar Tester / Nose Candy Consumer / Pill Popper.

Devils Lettuce Lover / Hitting The Piper.

Liquid Courage Consumer.

Cockaholic / Taco Tongue Tickler.

Fist Humper / Taco Tickler.

[Nikki1989]

Devil's Lettuce Lover, but it is becoming rare for me to even indulge in that stuff these days.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Honestly is the best policy & if you had to choose one a Devil’s Lettuce Lover is a great choice.

[Agape93]

I'm already alcoholic lol but I'd rather eat tacos

[Brandi555]

Tacos. lol

[Agape93]

;) heh

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I love tacos!

[Agape93]

Good we can share a Brandi taco

[Static_In_The_Attic]

On one hand I’m trying to be a gentleman & an outstanding member of the community & on the other hand Where The Flock Do I Sign Up? Hahaha.

[Brandi555]

Omfg. 🤭

[Agape93]

📄 🖋 right there

[Static_In_The_Attic]

You’ll have to be my proxy & sign it in my absence. Thank you again Bunny.

[Brandi555]

Omg. 🤦🏻‍♀️.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

@Brandi555 🦥

[Static_In_The_Attic]

https://youtu.be/vMIJ8e-p6zc?si=_1DFjfoExQebvIun

[Brandi555]

I’m surprised at you Mr. Attic. 🦥

[Static_In_The_Attic]

@Brandi555 No Comment!

[NathanDavis]

a street mattress...

[Static_In_The_Attic]

You can be whatever you want to be & I can’t believe I forgot to put up freelance sperm donor.

[Dongie]

Actor

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Outstanding bro! Good choice & at least you are honest.

[Dongie]

Well, it's like you have to pick one. The others are bad to people or yourself and the other boring, I guess.

[fish5505_87]

I got all but one?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Which one?

[fish5505_87]

Devils lettuce Lover?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

marijuana bro.

[fish5505_87]

Got it, haven't heard it before, I don't picture lettuce when I think of week, we used to call it oregano.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I’ve heard oregano before & wow I actually for it.