Are you awake right now?

[Anonymous]

If not you lost and you have to give me your credit card information including the security number and the will to your house, car and everything you own.

Sorry but those are the rules 🙂

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

I'm not awake. So, all right, give me a po box, I'll send my keys and numbers to you. Otherwise, I could give that to you in person, so you could drive and live here. Don't forget your passport and visa though. I hope you're speaking French, cause French aren't that good at understanding English, so you could feel lonely quite fast!

[Asker]

You live in France, nevermind, you can have it 😂

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

I'm so glad we reached an agreement pleasing all parties, plus overseas deliveries are hazardous. I would have been afraid you'd never receive my delivery 😨

[Wiredone]

My mind is sleeping but my body is awake. I think it's a draw

[Asker]

That's loser talk 😂

[valentina4eva]

😴😴😴


the rules don’t apply to me because im from a different universe!!💁🏻‍♀️💁🏻‍♀️😋

[Asker]

That is logic that is so logical, that I can't argue with 😂

[valentina4eva]

😂😂

u just got logic’ed boyyyy!!🤣

[Asker]

Okay but since you aren't from this universe explain why you need all the stuff from this universe 👀

[valentina4eva]

well u see im actually on a secret mission from the king of my homeland in the alternate universe🤔 but ofc i haven’t been cleared to discuss it with normal universe ppl😮🤫🤫

[Asker]

That is impossible, everyone knows barbie land is run by a queen, that's basically just barbie basics at this point, maybe you've been disconnected from your barbie land for too long 😂

[valentina4eva]

lol truuu!!😳🙈 obv i was just testing u!😅😅

[Asker]

Poor barbie face has lost her touch with her own world 😂

[valentina4eva]

lol only because U refused to open a portal back to my own universe!!😤😤😅

[Asker]

Yea but that's cause I know it would be the end of the barbie universe 😂

[valentina4eva]

ahh truuu🤔🤔 ig u did have a good reason😅

[Asker]

I did, no w you can live in kinda peace 🤣

[Apulu_backagain]

Books are all I own, especially those physics and math ones, you still okay with the deal?

[Asker]

You'll have to remind me of the deal in case it's a deal I forgot about 😬

[Booboolove69]

I’m awake … PLEASE don’t rob me 🤣🤣🤣

[Asker]

Counting down the clock you were awake at 5am so 🤔

[Orion84]

Nope, I am asleep.

[Asker]

Shame shame shame

[lyrem04]

What happens if I don’t follow the rules? 🤔

[lyrem04]

Huhhhhh I guess I did win

[Asker]

I will be very disappointed in you 😐

[lyrem04]

It’s a good thing I won then lol

[Asker]

Yea, you've won your own stuff back 😂

[Miah06]

I'm awake i win

[Asker]

Nope, gimme all your shit

[Miah06]

Nope. When i read the question it was my right now.
You should have said the moment you posted the question. So you lost because i am awake right now

[Asker]

Well I make the rules and new rule just popped up, the rule is to exclude you from winning in general, you aren't allowed to win just for existing so you lost

[Miah06]

Nope. I didn't agree to those terms. So i win because I'm still awake right now.

[Asker]

You don't have to agree to the terms that just means you forfeit, you lose 😂

[Miah06]

Nope. You lose. I won. You sad and tried to change them. Miah is champion!!!

[Asker]

The denial is insane

[Miah06]

Super queen champion miah!

[Asker]

Champion at losing cause you lost

[Miah06]

Super queen champion miah the chris destroyer

[Anonymous]

No I'm not, I'm typing this in my sleep :P

[Asker]

Damn

[MemeSupreme]

you first

[Asker]

You lost, gimme

[MemeSupreme]

but you weren't awake when i responded, so you lost...

[Asker]

Actually I was awake but I was stacking points

[PrettyCrumblBb]

Yes I am 😂

[Asker]

Too late 😂