How many of you have space aliens hidden and aren't coughing them up?

[lightbulb27]

Forget bout the government, some of y'all are hiding space aliens aren't you? So cough up the pics of them and all you know, so we can move past this time in history.

This CIA fella says the govt recovered bodies. But the aliens land all over the place... we know that.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/ufo-insider-claims-us-bodies-4-different-alien-species-downed-spacecraft-government-custody

Best picture I could find... but they are small.

I recovered 3 space alien bodies from a crash near my farm. They landed right into a cow pasture... crappy pilots. Unfortunately, there was a mishap and don't have the bodies anymore to show you. All the photos I took were erased when their spaceship flew over and used their "high beams". Apparently they aren't very photogenic. Oh well...

How about you... have any space aliens to show?

If you have a living space alien in your house, please to a video... thanks!

I've only had one cup of tea this morning with sugar... in case you were wondering.

[NoDecision]

I let some stay in my spare room. They pay rent in diamonds.

[exitseven]

I have been abducted 3 times. I do not know where the aliens went after the returned me to my bed.

[lightbulb27]

sounds like fun. maybe there are still there...

[exitseven]

I do not remember what happened but I wake up and it is sore under my thumbnail where they took DNA samples

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO😎

[Lliam]

I have three cats. I'm convinced that house cats are space aliens who want to rule the world.

[purplepoppy]

Seen tonnes of UFOs but unfortunately none have come to visit.

[lightbulb27]

maybe they should be renamed AFO... avoidant flying objects. Sure don't want to be known.
If I had that tech... I'd be seizing the radio waves and TV channels and putting up "weird" videos.
who knows... maybe they already are and we haven't caught on...

[purplepoppy]

I've always suspected the jellyfish

[Agape93]

I had an alien in my mouth late last year. Wasn't from space though.

[lightbulb27]

hummm... might need to write a song about that...

[Agape93]

Probably is somewhere lol