I just sneezed and bit my tongue. It hurt. Any thoughts?

[ButttMuncher]

It hurt quite a lot. This was a new experience in my life that I don't intend to repeat.

[Anonymous]

on a related note I've learnt the hard way always to clench my butt when I sneeze so I don;t fart at the same time.

[snowangle]

It'll happen again hahaha. Sorry you had to experience it.

[ButttMuncher]

I am sorry as well. I hope it will never happen to another human ever again as long as I live.

[Anonymous]

Don't do it again XD lol. Don't bite down next time XD

[scorch]

get a mouth piece seriously keep your mouth when you sneeze yuo wont

[ButttMuncher]

I will consider purchasing a mouthpiece which I could possibly insert into my mouth every time I am about to sneeze to prevent a possible scenario in which I would bite my tongue. Thanks for your time and your consideration.

[scorch]

i was joking seriously when you feel a sneeze coming on clinch your mouth shut then sneeze that's what I do since I about bite the tip off of mine bro.

[beastman88]

cool story bro, I once sneezed and farted at the same time

[aDzNichilista]

Any thoughts? Perhaps, you should refrain from asking questions just for the sake of it.

[boomshakalaka]

Then maybe you should buy tounge insurance.

Everybody who had that experience has one.. you know, just in case?

[ButttMuncher]

I will also look into the possibility of buying tongue insurance. Thank you for your recommendation.

[Anonymous]

Jump off a bridge, that'll keep it from happening again.

[ButttMuncher]

That is another worthy option. I would never have thought of that without your infinite wisdom. Thank you my anonymous friend.

[Opinion Owner]

;)

[Anonymous]

Maybe that is how your penis will feel if it gets bitten. But worse.

[Anonymous]

Hey, at least you tried it. What's next on your list?

[Twintou]

how do you like the taste of blood? ;3

[ButttMuncher]

I actually find the taste of my own blood to be quite appealing.

[palek]

C'mon, get it together, man.

[stupidstupidme]

Hahahahaha this made my day.

[KittyLink]

Ouch? But this is not a question.

[Anonymous]

on purpose?

[ButttMuncher]

It was not on purpose but thanks for asking.

[Anonymous]

It is better than sharting in public no?