Good comebacks when someone tells you to smile

[Anonymous]

The best I can think of is I will smile when you're dead . Sounds f***ed up, but I hate when guys tell me to smile

[Anonymous]

"Give me something to smile about and I will."

"Or what, you'll arrest me?"

"I'm not fake like that, I only smile when I'm actually happy."

"Sure, but it'll cost ya."

...or you could go with "f*** off", that probably works too...

[Asker]

Hahahahahahhahahahahahaha

[Opinion Owner]

;)

[Cottoncandydreams]

" Why are you my boyfriend?"

"give me a reason to"

" Are you giving me a gift?"

"AND IF I DON'T?"

"SAY SOMETHING FUNNY"

"I DON'T SMILE ON COMMAND"

[Asker]

Hahah I like your 3rd and 4th one :)

[Cottoncandydreams]

xoxox

[Anonymous]

Just say that you only smile when (something they obviously value) is hurt/destroyed. Like if they're walking a German Shepherd, just say that only a German Shepherd's painful whimper puts a smile on your face.

[palek]

Depending on your mood you could either say, "I'm smiling inside", or "I'm afraid that would be beyond your budget."

[Asker]

Hahaha good one

[palek]

; - )

[luckystrikeout]

"Make me", puts them on the spot. They don't know whether to fight you or make you laugh!

[Asker]

Lol they usually do something stupid then

[Anonymous]

It costs $5 per smile, and I'm already rich enough.

[Anonymous]

I tell people I have pubic hair in my teeth sometimes.

[Asker]

Or no teeth