He shrunk and fell in your food, and you ate him up unknowingly, what would happen to him? And would you care if you found out? I happens if your ex shrunk? :)
What if your ex shrunk?
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I wouldn't care :) I think I just did the world a favor
haha OK, that's my attitude now...in reality I would throw up his presumably dead body put him in a napkin and throw him in the trash...
ok ok...I'd really take him (in the napkin) to the sink, where I would wash him off, then I would put him in a shoe box and then to the freezer he would go.
If (during a point of extreme anxiety) I decided to show anyone(a scientist) his body I would...if not, I would take him out of the freezer (maybe maybe take some pics-but I don't want to be incriminated) and bury him in my back yard where all the dogs go.
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LOL! that's funny:P
iv actually never had an ex but ill roll with the vibe of the question:P
id probs vomit him back out because he'd taste bad:P then after mopping up the mess, if he's still on the floor, id grab him with a tissue and chuck him down the toilet. BON VOYAGE! :)
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That's considered cannibalism and that's the only problem you should be concerned about. HAHAHAHA
I suppose he would either be crushed to death by her esophagus muscles, or he would certainly die in her gastric acids if he made it that far.
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Well assuming he avoided being gnashed and chewed by my teeth and managed to be swallowed, his flesh would slowly be eroded by stomach acid while his body is churned during the digestion phase, after whatever nutrients were extracted from him and distributed he would be pushed into the intestines where even more nutrients would be absorbed. His remains would travel through the intestines into my colon to eventually be shit out
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I have ibs so he would be in the sewer where his women beating rapist ass belongs
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Man, are you taking some kind of hallucinagenutic drugs to think up questions like this?
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If we had a horrible break up, best revenge ever.
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That depends -- can you contract STD's from eating a person with one?
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He'd be digested. Simple as that. @PrettyPriya heads up he's back
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Nothing would happen, he's probably out there struggling to survive.
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I would think that I just ate poison. Would wonder what kind of illnesses I would catch. Might need to go to the doctor now.
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I'd immediately try to throw him up.
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I probably would care I would regurgitate my food and look for him.
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either flick him off like an ant, or just sweep him with a broom like a dirt
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I don't have an ex to begin with.
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i would vomit and look for her lol
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Ironically he was a piece of sh*t.
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A must to throw him out haha
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I don't think anybody is that heartless
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Aaw that's so cute...
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Oh well life goes on..just as he did after me
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Hahahaha what kinda question is this
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Sounds bitter.
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