What if your ex shrunk?

Question

He shrunk and fell in your food, and you ate him up unknowingly, what would happen to him? And would you care if you found out? I happens if your ex shrunk? :)

vishna · Accepted Answer

I wouldn't care :) I think I just did the world a favor

haha OK, that's my attitude now...in reality I would throw up his presumably dead body put him in a napkin and throw him in the trash...

ok ok...I'd really take him (in the napkin) to the sink, where I would wash him off, then I would put him in a shoe box and then to the freezer he would go.

If (during a point of extreme anxiety) I decided to show anyone(a scientist) his body I would...if not, I would take him out of the freezer (maybe maybe take some pics-but I don't want to be incriminated) and bury him in my back yard where all the dogs go.

justbanANNAz · Accepted Answer

LOL! that's funny:P

iv actually never had an ex but ill roll with the vibe of the question:P

id probs vomit him back out because he'd taste bad:P then after mopping up the mess, if he's still on the floor, id grab him with a tissue and chuck him down the toilet. BON VOYAGE! :)

lilababe08 · Accepted Answer

That's considered cannibalism and that's the only problem you should be concerned about. HAHAHAHA

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

I suppose he would either be crushed to death by her esophagus muscles, or he would certainly die in her gastric acids if he made it that far.

Not sure if this was the answer you were looking for or not...

Kori1236 · Answer

Well assuming he avoided being gnashed and chewed by my teeth and managed to be swallowed, his flesh would slowly be eroded by stomach acid while his body is churned during the digestion phase, after whatever nutrients were extracted from him and distributed he would be pushed into the intestines where even more nutrients would be absorbed. His remains would travel through the intestines into my colon to eventually be shit out

Lyndsielee666 · Answer

I have ibs so he would be in the sewer where his women beating rapist ass belongs

sage2021 · Answer

Man, are you taking some kind of hallucinagenutic drugs to think up questions like this?

Stacyzee · Answer

If we had a horrible break up, best revenge ever.

RedSmartie · Answer

That depends -- can you contract STD's from eating a person with one?

Agape93 · Answer

He'd be digested. Simple as that. @PrettyPriya heads up he's back

Ms_Facesitter · Answer

Nothing would happen, he's probably out there struggling to survive.

Anonymous · Answer

I would think that I just ate poison. Would wonder what kind of illnesses I would catch. Might need to go to the doctor now.

Anonymous · Answer

I'd immediately try to throw him up. None of my ex-boyfriends are good enough to eat, haha!

tiredofwaiting · Answer

I probably would care I would regurgitate my food and look for him.

Anonymous · Answer

either flick him off like an ant, or just sweep him with a broom like a dirt

Cuddle_Muffin · Answer

I don't have an ex to begin with.

maiez · Answer

i would vomit and look for her lol

Anonymous · Answer

Ironically he was a piece of sh*t. Ha!

kangaru · Answer

A must to throw him out haha

VeohTV · Answer

I don't think anybody is that heartless

Anonymous · Answer

Aaw that's so cute...

Anonymous · Answer

Oh well life goes on..just as he did after me

Anonymous · Answer

Hahahaha what kinda question is this

Anonymous · Answer

Sounds bitter.

Anonymous · Answer

I don't think I would care

In_Trance · Answer

Slow day?

What if your ex shrunk?

Most Helpful Opinions

Most Helpful Opinions

What Girls & Guys Said