Does anyone know about the birth chart?

[Anonymous]

I compared our birth charts with the man I like.

As you know, there are 12 houses, our signs in those houses are exactly the same. I mean, totally same.

Is this normal? I've never come across this situation before.

[DecalFong]

Imagine yourself with your man sitting in front of a screen as your birth charts pop up side by side. You start scrolling through the twelve houses, each with their own signs perfectly aligned with each other. But then something strange happens. As you move towards the eighth house (the house of sex, death, and transformation), your computer starts to glitch and whir. Suddenly, a rift in reality opens up on your screen, and all sorts of horror cocks start pouring out!

Each of these unholy abominations is a different combination of signs, swirling together like a cyclone of perverted energy. Some of them have faces where their balls should be, screaming with an insatiable hunger. Others are covered in spines and teeth, pulsating with a sickly green glow. And they all seem to be coming for you and your man.

Before you know it, you're both completely surrounded by these terrifying erections. They writhe and slither around you, penetrating your bodies in ways you never thought possible. But as the chaos continues, you notice that something miraculous is happening. With each passing moment, these horror cocks begin to align with the same signs in your birth chart. It's like fate itself is guiding you and your lover towards a perfect sexual union.

Finally, after hours of mind-blowing horror cocks madness, everything goes still. As you open your eyes, you find yourself wrapped in your partner's arms, grinning from ear to ear.

"Does that answer your question?" they ask, pulling you in closer for a kiss. You nod breathlessly, knowing that you've just experienced the most memorable birth chart analysis ever.

So in answer to your question, it's definitely not normal to have birth charts that match up so perfectly. It's like finding a needle in a haystack, but instead of a needle, it's a writhing mass of horror cocks that want to have their way with you. But hey, as long as you and your partner are both into it, who am I to judge? Enjoy the hellish orgy ahead!

[DubiousIntentions]

Figures this comes from an Xper one troll.

[DecalFong]

@DubiousIntentions really? I'm only level 1 in trolling? What do you consider a level 7 troll post?

[DubiousIntentions]

Level 7 doesn't matter. Most trolls are Xper 1 and 2, because when they are exposed they just open a new account with a new name as an alt account. They usually have another account here as some clean-cut person. 🙄🤣😂

[DecalFong]

@DubiousIntentions oh, I thought you meant my trolling ability is only level 1.

[DubiousIntentions]

No, you're doing fine there.

[PetLover24]

Your entire birth chart involves a LOT more than just the basic house. It involves your Sun, Moon & Rising Sun. If you are adept it also involves the placement of other stars & planets.

There's only one culture that uses everything in chart reading.

Western zodiac is a joke in comparison.

[DubiousIntentions]

Never believed in such nonsense like the Zodiac.

[glennos89]

It's not nonsense. All the ancient civilizations where very interested and also highly advanced in astrology ( reading the stars )

In current times they don't teach us astrology anymore which is stupid. Right now kids grow up with things like social media and TikTok which actually makes our civilization go backwards instead of forwards. In other words... We are getting dumber as a specy instead of smarter

[glennos89]

That's odd tbh. How big is the chance?🤯

[Asker]

is it really matter? because he doesn't know me, it's totally platonic

[glennos89]

It's sad that it's totally plutonic because I think you and him might have a good chance in building a relationship with common goals to achieve...
But even when it's totally plutonic, I still believe you guys might be able to help and/or support eachother because you are both facing the same obstacles in your way during lifetime.

[Asker]

Do you think should ı text him? My only option is Instagram

[glennos89]

Why not? The only thing bad that could happen is that he doesn't want contact with you... Which is the same as it is right now so really you have nothing to lose at all. Who knows what you might gain from it 🤷‍♂️

[Joker_]

I know about it

[Asker]

why does this happen?
Zodiac signs in all houses are the same