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J/W. obviously if your boobs look implanted its obviously because they look almost too perfect to be real.

I remember at the strip club there was once a stripper on stage that I went to tip who had enormous boobs. aside from being enormous they were nice and round and so perky that I had a tough time telling whether they were real or not. I even asked her if they were real and she replied "why don't you come and get a lap dance with me, you can play with them and find out." she sounded so nice and friendly as if she took it as a compliment.

however I can't see myself asking a woman this outside the strip club this question. I've heard a lot of women hating other women who have implants for some reason and most of the reasons sound pretty egotistical. claiming that "real women" don't have fake body parts in their body and the list goes on.

However, there was one girl who I had a crush on in high school that once told me she wanted to get her boobs done someday. She was from Venezuela where boob implants are extremely common. I think it's safe to say that she was the only woman I personally knew that actually saw light on boob implants.

Me & my girlfriend went out for drinks last night. I got us the first round. They took longer than average to bring us our drinks. Once I got our drinks I just walked away and forgot to leave a tip. My girlfriend got really angry at me for not leaving a tip. I told her it’s not a big deal I’ll leave I really big tip next round.

She got even more angry and said “you look like a stereotypical broke black man. And I can’t be seen with you.” After that she ditched me at the club!