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Pretty much this is the life for most people:
- Stuck in the rat race known as a job to live.

- Didn't achieve your childhood dreams.

- Working 40+ hours in a monotonous job you hate.

- Marrying/committed to a person you do not really "love"... just a somewhat compatible with, who does expected tasks and doesn't annoy you too much.

- No loyalty. Cheating on your partner and vice versa. Everyone cheats, lettuce beef real tea.

- Shit boring co-workers talking about the same chit everyday... every fucking day.

- coworkers that eat shit and are fat cunts, you're surrounded by mediocrity, cope and depression.

- Neighbours. Your wife also has stale friends that talk about boring chit like the new washing machine they're planning on buying next week.. that's the highlight of their week.

- Going bald by 30. Test dropping. Losing beauty each year if you are a woman.

- having and raising kids that are little brats after age 12 and will abandon you in their 20's.

- No to little sex life after marriage.

- Work til your grave for 40-50 years.

- get put in a retirement home where you're treated like shit, beaten and pissed on.

For your time:

1. BRB works long hours and has less time to be with you.

2. BRB sex drive decreased than the average woman due to stress and sleep deprivation.

3. BRB will always have weird hospital smell on her 24/7

4. BRB increase chance to get fat due to the fact she will be too tired or not have enough time to go to the gym.

5. BRB if you have kids expect your nanny and/or you to be raising them alone.

6. BRB doctors ironically don't take care of themselves as much because they work so long and because of this eat unhealthy. So chances are your wife is going to age like shit.

7. Strong correlation between excessive alcohol consumption and doctor profession.

My wife and I were high school sweethearts so we've been together for almost 10 years and married for 5 years. We have 2 kids together and I love her immensely but lately we've been fighting a lot. A few months ago I had an affair with my assistant. I worked closely with her and I developed very strong feelings for her. Our affair only lasted for a week before I broke it off and told my wife. She forgave me and we tried to move on like nothing happened.

Last week the girl I was dating told me that she was pregnant and I told my wife not long after. I'm not sure if I should stay with my wife or give it a shot with my assistant... I love my wife but I also have strong feelings for my assistant. She's only 18 and she's going to need help raising our child. She has told me that she loves me and wants to be with me. We have great chemistry and I think we would make a really good couple but I can't be sure. My wife is getting older and my assistant is obviously very beautiful and I think that is confusing me because I can't get her beautiful body out of my head. My wife is begging me to stay but I really need to make the best decision for everyone and there is now another child and I'm not sure what to do. I really need some advice.