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• You have to pay bribes to get higher education and a job, especially if you didn’t score 99.99%.

• When you use the Right to Information Act, they refuse to disclose any information.

• A tea seller becomes the leader of the country and then tells others to sell tea instead of providing jobs, while he wears clothes that are 1000 times more expensive than what the average person in his country can afford.

• Some people get reservations based on their caste in both educational institutions and jobs.

• Interviewers ask stupid questions, like whether you can cook or if you listen to hymns, even if the job doesn’t require any of those skills or qualifications.

• You receive at least one call from scammers every month.

• Rape and arranged marriages are the most common ways for boys to get sex.

• Three out of ten boys ask you to send them lots of pictures before they take you seriously.

• Boys who lack skills and have a thin, short penis demand 5 million dollars (either directly or by asking about your income) to marry you.

• This country has the highest number of iron rod insertions inside female bodies.

• Stray animals roam freely on the roads, even in big cities.

• Finding human feces at railway stations or on roads is rather common.

• The accent sounds very unpleasant, and they’re proud of it. They bully you if you don’t talk like them.

• They sell dangerous cosmetics to lighten women’s complexions but lose their minds if a safer lightening cream is released for men in that country.

• Only boys are supported and encouraged to leave the country. Girls have to marry one of those boys to have a chance at moving abroad.

• They can memorize facts like robots, but if you ask them for a reason, they can’t explain it in simple words (and if you can’t explain something in simple words, you don’t understand it, according to Einstein).

• Parents here think their children, especially girls, are their slaves.

No high quality man ( definitely exclude alcoholic smokers who have casual sex) marries any legal teenager (and no woman was any age forever) Most Indians definitely want a working woman and only consider you for marriage if you have at least graduated from college. This means you’re at least 24 when you can think of getting married or even older if you have their preferred career. That leaves you with 5 years before they start yelling that you are “old” and should marry anyone! Most Indian boys can’t hold a conversation , don’t have a soothing or sexy accent, don’t look decent enough to be dream guys or satisfy your needs and think they’re superior even when they can never be your dream. It’s been tried and tested. So if you’re an above average woman in India, you’re probably not going anywhere. You also can’t try and dream of someone from a different country because some people have a confirmation bias. They exclude anyone who isn’t their preferred race.

This is my favourite non-native accent. Imagine someone calling you a beach 🏝️ I don’t think I would be angry unless things got obviously dangerous.

https://voca.ro/13X96YiyPyof

I know I like to joke about how we Californians don't have an accent, but ngl, there are times when I definitely hear my accent. 😂

What about you? Do you like your accent?