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Confessions of a Ladies Man: Nice Guys are Assholes, Bad Guys are Authentic
The Nice Guy He was a nice guy. He called himself a "feminist". He had a good job and had a good head on his shoulders. He was the type of guy who really respected women and said he wanted to treat me like royalty. He...
What's the funniest joke you know?
A train engineer is rolling along one day when he hits a car at a train track, killing the one occupant. He is arrested and found guilty of murder and sentenced to death. When asked what his last meal will be he asks...
Why does my guy friend treat me like this?
my guy friend who i now blocked and i met in uni, we had rooms across each other and he approached me. i am 3 years his senior and he comes from a very different social class than i do, family owns a home, siblings...
I’m sooo embarrassed what do I do?
So me and my friends were posting funny pictures that we used to post when we were younger. We were joking on each other and then one of my friends found my dads old page where he posted pictures of me and my sister. I...
What do you older people on here think of Botox?
Funny that 10 years ago I thought I would never see myself getting Botox. I thought it was a vain “Hollywood” joke. But I got headshots for work 3 months ago for work. The wrinkles and lines uncomfortably jumped out in...
How come this girl keeps being friendly and chatty even though I keep being cold to her?
Cold and a bit mean-hearted. I ask her what she has to be so jolly about, tell her that maybe she's like that because she got dropped on her head as a kid, and she laughs like it's the funniest joke ever. Tonight we...
Black Women! Is this post racially offensive?
I saw this post on Jaleel Whites (an actor) story n thought it was funny. I re-posted for laughs. Now I’m getting so much hate. It was really just a joke. I think it’s funny when any attractive female takes off her wig n...
How do you know when a guy flirts with you? Was he flirting with me?
Went on a date a few days ago. He complimented me a few times, shuffled his hair, had open body language, make eye contact frequently, listen to me when I spoke, joked with me, laughed at my jokes (I’m not funny)....
Seriously, why is dating (girls) so hard?
This is just gonna be me ranting because God knows how tired I am of how dating works. I just wanna know if this is only happening to me, or if that's an actual thing for everyone: I've been on dating apps for a while...
Why do guys delight in teasing women and finding out her reaction in certain situations?
First of all yes, not ALL guys. I just dont get it. He keeps joking about us spending time together and stuff like that , but it always ends up being a joke. How is this funny?
All jokes aside, what is the SEXIEST way for a sports freaks to lose the game to their partner? What should the loser have to do?
This is more of a fun curious question, but I’m interested to see the answers, especially from guys who are sports fans! Okay so our teams are somewhat rivals, but me and Justin are huge sports fans. We both track not...
How can I recover after my self-esteem ruined my relationship?
Hi guys. I am normally a very confident person, but I recently got out of a relationship and realized its failure was caused by my low self-esteem. Again, I am normally very confident & consider myself an attractive...
How do I start liking the way I look?
a lot of people would consider me very pretty but I just don't see it and i feel like they just say im pretty out of sympathy. When i was younger i was very attractive but even then i hated the way i looked. Im...
Do you find that women have a weaker sense of humor?
Even though I am a woman myself, I must admit that girls can be way more uptight and therefore unable to truly joke around in a healthy way. And I don't mean by taking shots at another person with snide remarks that you...
What I think of love as a Christian
I think a lot of times, when a relationship is God’s will - it will often not make sense to outsiders I remember as an 18 year old I was madly in love with an older man who rejected me Both the guy I liked and his best...
Did I miss my chance with him?
So I met a guy on Tinder back in October. We were both looking for a serious relationship. We were getting to know each other for two weeks, he even suggested that we could play a videogame together and he recommended me...
Is there a platform more stupid than Twitter?
I don't mind the whole part where celebrities can say random stuff or just banter with people etc. There's actually quite a lot of funny stuff pro gamers write on twitter. But the rest of it is just a joke. I randomly...
Any Filipinos, what are your most common prison jokes or slang?
I'm trying to translate a section of a short story into Cebuano. The female hacker is explaining to a colleague that given her established success, her legacy can now exist without her. Therefore, she is now at high risk...
Am I taking this the wrong way?
So my boyfriend and I were having dinner on the table and he was sitting next to me. I am a very easily triggered person in general specially by irrational thoughts and stuff. So my boyfriend always does this joke where...
I dont understand people. Why are people so random?
First of all, I have a mild case of autism so for me I struggle with understanding social cues. Sometimes I can pick up on signals and understand particular things. What I dont get is when people joke around. I was at...
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