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Funny Pick Up Lines - Which One Works Really? -

IT'S Friday !! YAY So i guess some of you might hit the club tonight or some bar with friends, and some of you are single and would be ready to mingle, well, how about starting this weekend with these pick up line...
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Best/worst pick up lines and funny/interesting stories about getting (not getting) a girls/guys number?

for me my worst pickup line was when i went to KFC and there was a cutie working at the register taking orders, her name tag read "Erica" and I wanted to order the "spicey twister" so i walked up and asked for a "erica...
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Cute but funny pick up lines to show a guy you're interested / wanna ask him out?

I think it would be really funny and cute to show this guy I am interested in him by a dumb pickup line. I'm 18 he's 19, all I really know about him is his age and name. He comes into where I work every once and a while...
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Your Self Esteem Needs Work!

If you can't walk up to a person and say "Hello, my name is _______, there's work to be done. Yes, pick up lines work to a varying degree especially in a place where a person is looking to meet someone to have sex....
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Potential Democratic Candidates Who Could Run for President in 2020

It's Over. Donald John Trump is officially the 45th president of the United States of America, for at least three days. And no matter how many peaceful, violent, or whining "protests" occur, nothing will change this...
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Why does he spend so much time texting me pick up lines (for jokes)?

me and the guy i like (who doesn't know i like him) have been jokingly sending pick up lines to each other. he started it in person and after i sent him one through text, he said that he really liked them and he wanted me...
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The Top 10 Best Stoner Movies of all Time

This is a take of me sharing what I believe to be the best stoner films of all time, at least from what I remember. 10. Strange Wilderness A movie about a guy who's dad used to film and commentated documentaries about...
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Best tinder opnings line for guys?

Funny pick up line but not dirty
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The Dangers of Relationship/Dating Games

It is often perceived in modern dating "industry" that to get a guy/girl/partner you have to wait to text/meet/talk/ask out and so on. The reality, however, is very-very different from that. What most courses fail to...
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5 Reasons Why Bumble is Better Than Tinder

I used to be obsessed with Tinder. I've had some success with it but I barely use it now that I have Bumble. So here are a few things I like about Bumble: 1) No cheesy pick-up lines. Some of them can be funny but most are...
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Girls, why is my ex contacting me in these weird patterns? I'm confused?

1. My ex traveled to overseas for two months and I had heard she was seeing someone else. Anyways, during her vacation she started contacting me on Snapchat. It was like "Hey, what's up?", so I responded. Back and forth...
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Need some really sassy, funny (slightly dirty) pick up lines?

An example is "you have the sex appeal of a maths book, when ever i pick you up i can't help but moan 'oh fuck me'." any smart pickup lines will be great.. cheers guys!
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What are some really good pickup lies?

Hey guys, so it can't be your typical 'did it hurt when you fell from heaven?' line but im looking for some sassy, funny, slightly dirty pickup lines to use. My friend had a good one the other day with 'babe you have the...
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Funniest pick up line?

Hit me with your best shot! Best imao gets mho!!!
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What I Learned From 24 Hours on Tinder as a 17-Year-Old

On a whim, I decided to download Tinder in the bright and early hours of Wednesday morning. (No kidding, it was 2 am… usually when I get all of my brilliant ideas lmfao). Here's what happened: The age on my Facebook...
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Reviewing The "New" MacGyver

*SPOILERS* I knew I was going to do this when I found out it was being made. I have very high hopes for this show! FYI I'm writing this as I watch MacGyver. I'll be writing summaries every ten minutes or so. Here we...
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Do you like cheesy pick up lines?

Drop your favorite in a comment. Got this one today, it was funny. I laughed.
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What Men REALLY Want From Women and Relationships

You often hear people say men don't want relationships anymore. And when they try to explain that behavior they say things like "men are being screwed over in a divorce" or "absence of traditional gender roles," which I...
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Does He Like Me?

I have had a huge crush on my best friend's brother for about a year and a half (?). So I told my bestie. And this morning she asked me "when are you gonna tell him you like him?". I said I would never tell him. But I...
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