lmao… thats a good one. i like hearing them but i don't really go for guys that say them.
The best one i had on tinder was a guy saying I owed him 200$ because he dropped his phone when he realized we matched. Later he went on to say that the insurance company will cover it as long as i give him my number. lol
"Hey I’m looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?" "If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning." "As long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit." "Wanna sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up?"
@teawrecks No that's not it at all. I can be very lively, but I am not turn on by that stuff. It's like competition. I prefer somebody to be honest and real with me, not sell me pipe dreams just to get into my pants. I have no respect for guys like that. He doesn't have to do all of that crappy stuff. If that's just him, then okay. I can have just as much fun too. Not to be flirty, as I hate flirting. I find it fake. But just to have fun, mello out and see who can do better. Don't mind me, that's just me. I hang out with the guys too.
Overall I look for character, his attitude and how he presents himself. Guys who do that always act like they have to prove something to somebody. In my opinion they shouldn't. But just because other girls want that, he doesn't have to be that way around me. I won't judge him because he can't be a certain way. I just want him to be himself and be comfortable and happy. But I also understand if he can't if women like that just want to take advantage of h
Make her ask about your watch. "No. This is a special watch that communicates with me telepathically." "Oh really? What is it telling you?" "It says you're not wearing any panties." "Ha! Your watch is broken. For your information I AM wearing panties." "Bloody thing's an hour fast again."
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