Some of them can work. I met the lady I'd currently with in the frozen food isle of a Target store.
"Excuse me, but have you seen the frozen raccoon?"
"What?"
"Frozen raccoon. It's one of the Swanson frozen dinners."
All that I can say is that it worked, which is all that matters.
Guys, if you want to use that same line, feel free to do so.
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I used to tel girls the story of my friend who used to ask out any girl he thought that looked interesting. He got turned down a lot but he also dated a lot of girls. I would tell a girl that story along with anything else I could think of. By the time I was done she had no idea what I was up to. Then I would ask her if she would. By that time all she could do was go along with it.
I used this a lot one year and I went 6 for 6 with it.
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ABSOLUTELY!
A great sense of humor with original, funny, but groan worthy pick up lines will ALWAYS get my attention.
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One of the funniest, most random "pickup lines" (sort of) I've ever heard was something a 67-year old female coworker told me about the first time she ever saw her husband. She was from Newfoundland, so if you know Newfies, you know their quick, deadly, unique sense of humour. lol
Anyway, many years ago she was in the lunchroom where she used to work and this hunky looking guy walked in to get a glass of water from the tap. She really liked what she saw, but she didn't know how to approach him. So, to break the ice she said, "You might not want to drink that." He replied, "Why not?" And she said, "Because fish fuck in it." lol 😂I'm far less concerned about the content of the pick up line than the fact that a girl actually used one on me. I would consider that to be very flattering.
Gurl, are you a microwave? Cuz mmmmmmmm
Lol I don't use pick up lines but they're just practically jokes to me"i can take you to paradise city where the grass are green cos you're so pretty"
“Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.”
“Those are some nice legs, when do they spread. HEH”
yep I am single So I would love if a girl does it ;)
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