So i guess some of you might hit the club tonight or some bar with friends, and some of you are single and would be ready to mingle, well, how about starting this weekend with these pick up line experiments and see if you can get lucky.
Honestly, according to me, the funnier the Pick Up Line the more chances you actually have nowadays ...
Welcome to the new era of "Picking Up Girls" the funny way
Usually when it comes to hitting on someone at a bar or a club, pick up lines can either work or be a total flop.
But honestly, the funny ones that make you laugh are nowadays a catch, and who doesn't like to make a Lady laugh ??
Obviously, a Lady needs to have a sense of Humor as well, because if you are stuck up and make dramatic scenes every time a man just says something funny to you, without offending you, then you should work on your sense of humor and be understanding without acting up !!!
Be nice !!
BUT HEY WAIT !!!
There is a limit, sure, if he is being touchy and offensive and you don't like it then .... BANG
SO here is a list of the funniest Pick Up lines i have selected for you ...
Hope you enjoy them and I hope that you have some more to offer on the comment section. I'd be more than glad to read ...
Please if you are planing on using these pick up lines make sure to not to hurt feelings ... make sure you don't make people feel bad about themselves ... and make sure you are not using them to have one night stands with girls that actually are dating material :)
Damn Girl is your name Wifi ? Because I’m feeling a connection!
You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?"(This actually works)
Did you just fart? she's says (No) "Well you just blew me away"!
I advise you to surrender immediately, or I'll have to use a pick up line.
When I was walking by, I noticed you stalking so.. what’s up?
I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
You look so familiar… didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn't ask you how you looked!
You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
Excuse me, but you dropped something back there" (What?) "This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
And to finish it with something really weird and I do not recommend to use this on somebody but it made me giggle ... and you all know i love to make you laugh
You're so hot, that if you ate a piece of bread, you'd poop out toast!
Well, I hope you had a laugh with these, and that some of them might come in handy, anyway, I can't guarantee you guys that these pick up lines work, but they seem to be in nowadays, well honestly, if I was single and somebody would use one of these pick up lines, It would deffenetly make me giggle and it would even lead to a conversation :)
BUT HEY IT's ME ... i'm weird so don't trust me. Take your own risk ... and good luck
Thanks for reading and have a wonderful Weekend <3
And on the front it will say Turn this card around. And on the back it will say Want to have sex? Or something stupid like that on the back.
then it will say. Rip in half and return if No. Write number on back if Yes.
But the funny thing is that the paper is indestructible and reinforced paper that can't be ripped in half so if they say no they'll sit there and keep trying to rip it up which will either make them burst out laughing or it'll piss em off, 50/50 chance either way though. If it's the laughing thing then admit that it was just a joke but ask em out for real.
Some other pick up lines that I like to use for the sake of being funny are.
Some of these are hilarious, but most guys don't use pickup lines on me. Most guys who come up to me try to start conversation or give me a compliment. I can only think of one time when somebody actually tried to use a pickup line on me:
I was talking to a guy for a couple of minutes and he seemed nice. Then his friend came over and tried to exchange names, but it's really loud in that club, so I always try to clarify. He said his name was Vlad, and after a few wrong attempts, I said "Like Vlad The Impaler?" Well that was the right name, but he just had to turn around and say "I like to impale women with my dick." Needless to say, I stopped talking to him, but he kept getting in between me and his friend that I was originally talking to, so I had to go find some other people to talk to
My personal view on pickup lines is they're acceptable as long as they're not sexual. If you're funny or creative, I'll talk to you. But I'm not interested in a ONS, so if it starts off in that direction, you can make a U-turn
Beautifully Done, hun. Even if a Guy with a Try is Trying out his own "Pick up Lines" on me, they are usually True Words Said here, dear. However, I am not Into his Line unless I like his Mind And... Him Here, dear. xx
If I stopped, thousands of chicks would die and I don't wanna lose you so tell me... aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living? media.giphy.com/media/rRF6Iv1YImRsk/giphy.gif
Your momma won't be that proud, if you are trying to keep that bad boy image just to make your fans happy by dissing a woman who is actually every mommas dream daughter in law ;) media.giphy.com/media/f7fdTMVZ2qf7y/giphy.gif
These are funny. From what I can remember, I don't think I've used any pickup lines on gals. Then again, I don't "pick up" women. I just talk to them like a human being. I guess that can be both good and bad since some gals have been surprised that I was interested in them.
Lady, you have got something so beautiful in your heart over there. I can feel the love, compassion and concern towards all. I really appreciate and gives my heartfelt gratitude to you for taking such a interest in everything which actually no one care about. I didn't use any of the pick up lines but I do use some of my best ones which can be: Me : I guess there is no love left in the world at this very moment She: Why? Me : Because goddess of Love is with me
Funny pick up lines, but I don't think they would work in most situations :P
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I'm in tears with the last one I didn't expect that !!! I think you are actually right, some of these could work with me.. not all but some would make me laugh, but i'm very entroverted so it might be a little difficult. But this is a nice Idea to make you kinda talk and stuff. Lovely Mytake
Interesting reading but unless drunk, would certainly NOT frequent a venue containing such lame lines anymore... not even the buy drinks with their money one
Will you have this dance with me is the all time winner...
my favorite ice breaker that has seriously worked for me over a dozen times is just accusing girls of grabbing my butt lmao it gets girls laughing and sassy really quickly :)
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