15 Pick Up Lines: Nerd Edition

[kxera]

10 Nerdy Pick Up Lines That'll Spice Things

+ 5 additional lines sure to make things "interesting"

Are you a nerd or just feelin a bit kinky? Spice things up when finding a date with these Nerdy or Not pick up lines.

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1. Feelin' a bit naughty? - Spice things up by suggesting yourself being inside the other person. *WINK WINK* With this pick up line, you can show your braniac side all while being kinky at the same time.

"REAL WORLD" EXAMPLE:

Keep in mind that with this pick up line, you can create several variations depending on your genetic make-up.

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2. SAVVY WITH COMPUTERS? Or know a someone who is? - Let 'em know their ass is poppin when you see them next time. & Remember *FN F5* to refresh yo mind.

A variation of this can also be used when complimenting other body parts such as the foot for those of you who like feed or other thing.

EXAMPLE: "Are you standing on F5 because those feet are refreshing"

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3. Are you an Osteologist or just know how many bones are in a body? - Show your sexy smart side when trying to get laid. This is proven 92.9852 percent affective when grabbing the attention of the opposite sex.

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4. ALBERT EINSTEIN TO THE RESCUE? - Are you a physics nerd? Drop the draws real quick when you mention your need for things to excellerate.

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5. GAME OF THRONES MAKING YOU HARD? - Need to get straight to the point while still mainting your guise? No problem with this one.

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6. FOR THE SUPER GEEKS: Are you the ultimate braniac? Have you found a potential love of your life who shall understand you uber brain? WHOO his/her heart with the line garenteed to drop some pants. (EFFECTIVENESS RATE TBA...)

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7. ARE YOU AND THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE STAR WARS FANS? - Tease your partner / soon to be with this "flirty" Star Wars line.

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8. HARRY HAS GONE MAD! - Trying to whoo the heart of a sex crazed person? Be sure to whoo her with something else too. *wink wink* \(0_0)/

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9. IS LORD OF THE RINGS IN YOUR HEART? - Is the future LOYL into LOTR? You'll be sure to get a slice of their cake when you comment on their cakes using this ALL POWERFUL LOTR pick up line.

10. CHEM NERD? - Swoon any girl's heart with your use of elemental spunk! There's nothing sexier than intelligence.

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THANKS FOR READING MY TAKE!

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DISCLAIMER: I am not responsible for any outlandish, expected, or unexpected reactions from the reciever of these lines when you present them to another being.

p.s. -yes, I know my captions need work.-

[YourFutureEx]

●You got me stuck on Caps Lock.
●You must be square root of 2 because I feel irrational around you.
●You're so 1/cos c

Wow I'm potential nerd lol.

[redeyemindtricks]

Tx for the invite.

I got a good laugh out of these! 😂😂 Honestly they are better than most I've seen.

[kxera]

You're welcome! Thanks for visiting/

[ObscuredBeyond]

If dating a Marvel fangirl (been there done that), these Avengers-themed pick-up lines might work:

"Now would be a good time to suit...*down*."

"I'm bringing *my* party to you!"

"That's my secret... around you... I'm always horny..."

"Let's go to Hungary for our honeymoon. You and I, are what happened in Budapest." *wink*

Her: "You're wang isn't virgin?"
Him: "It's... seen a little mileage..."

(After the bed collapses): "So... are we done here?"

(In Ultron voice): "You'll have... one string... in you..."

[kxera]

Lol.

[sawno]

Hey @kxera want to test our plug and play compatibility? Our humor seems to interface.

I saw the pictures before i can apprechiate them as a computer geek.

[kxera]

well I've got an empty slot waiting to be connected with a hardrive;)

[sawno]

Well fuck , i moved to sollid state.
How about a usb stick? XD

[kxera]

Usb ports come in different sizes, I'll need to know ahead of time if your stick is at least in range

[sawno]

I got the full sized connector.
Do i need to bring an adapter for your slot?

[kxera]

OOh we might need an adapter, but we could work something out.

[Koldhearted]

QUESTION

Do you have to understand what you're saying for it to work

[kxera]

lol. It most cases no, but you do if the other person doesn't get it and asks for an explanation.

[SurströmmingLover]

This was one of the funniest myTakes I've read. Well done!

[kxera]

THANKS!

[Jxpxtxr]

Hahahaha I'm sorry but I find most of those absolutely cringe worthy, except from the transformer one that's just hilarious.

[RationalLioness]

LOL. If any guy said this, I wouldn't be able to take him seriously.

[genuinlysensitive]

Lol this is definitely the funniest my take I have seen ever!

[Anonymous]

As long as you have the looks and /or money and not too disrespectful, you can say anything and get the girl

[kxera]

no no. i dont want any money // accidentally upvoted this.

[Opinion Owner]

I also said looks. A guy has to have either the looks , the money or both.

[kxera]

Nah. Everyone has looks. If you mean to be like super good lookin then you're wrong. Not everyone cares about someone being super hot

[ClariceOwen23]

I love some of these. Time to use these more often!

[Anonymous]

I'm a nerdy girl and I chuckled at some of these... ok most... or all.

[stillagoodgirl]

Lmao I never thought of the refresh button one

I love the periodic table with the elements for beautiful. Ima tell people in my chemistry class about it!!

[pavlove]

The responses will range from "Nice..." "Meh" and "Huh?"

[Blue_riBBon]

I'm confuse. which one's to use on take owner ;)
tell me which is the best :p

[Roadcruiser1]

I have some:

1) Do you want to be the e to my mc2?

2) You are the bee to my pollen.

3) We go together like water, and fire by creating steam.

4) Me + you = love.

5) Do you want to be the bird to my bee?

Feel free to add more.

[AeterniasLuxem]

HA! These are so funny!

[kxera]

Thanks for reading!

[pooper89]

If anyone in my classes ever uses #2 on me, that'll be the day

[JackPack]

On number 4 im pretty sure Newton made that calculation not einstein

[richardred96]

Hahaha im more of a fast food guy uno "do u work in subway cos ur giving me a foot long"

[kxera]

omgomomgomg :3
LOLOL

[richardred96]

Hahaha im glad some1 liked it

[Anonymous]

Someday, I hope to have the nerve to use the matching socks and panties line.

[Anonymous]

omg haven't you heard of ! hey do you have 11 electron? because you r sodium fine