Search Results: your own tattoos

#1The Teen Mom


Banged out by Tyrone one night, he never called back, now she's looking for some beta to take care of her and her kid. "not looking for hookups" that part of her life is over (again asking you to take the short straw), she is an adult now! (turning 19 in a few months!), or has a kid due to selfish desire to add "meaning" to life the kid will add nothing and probably just end up being trash.

#2Over inflated EGO 6/10


scrolling through profiles if you've had a few drinks is normally when she will catch your eye. she is remarkably average in almost every aspect, her face is kind of cute but a bit pudgy and not very shapely, her body is OK, but verging on being rectangular.

For some reason she has this huge ego like she is hot **** though, probably because guys see her as "gettable" and possibly "easy" so she get's hit on about the same amount as 7/10-8/10's
if you end up talking to her she ends up saying things one by one that make you lose respect for her or ends up showing you some trashy tattoos she has that instantly make you lose respect for her.

#3The CIA Requirements Girl

This girl has more requirements to get into her pants than the CIA. You have to have ALL of the following.
- 5'10 or taller
- Have your own job
- have your own place
- have a car

not SO bad right? well it gets worse

- must make more $$$ than her (she's working retail at Forever 21)
- must love his mom
- must not love his mom more than her
- must be jealous if guys hit on her
- must give her space
- must let her have girls night out 2 nights a week
- must have muscles (she's skinny fat)
- has to be white or at least look white
- you know my past, you don't know me
- Must be aggressive
- must not argue with her or call her out on her opinions
- must respect that she's independent
- must open door for her, must hold purse/coat, must pay on ALL dates
- must deal with her illogical behavior
- has to be liked by her parents
- have to make her feel like a princess