My Future Goals: What Would Make My Life Perfect

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

Here's what my perfect life would be like.

I would own this dress:

A house like this, preferably near water:

A Harry Potter themed wedding:

To look like this with tattoos:

A wife that looks like this:

Or a husband that looks like this:

Boobs like this:

This many pets, but a variety of species:

Hair this long:

Traveling the world:

A car or cars like these:

To be a best selling author and have many book signings-

POSSIBLY have a son and daughter, named Ajax and Astrea.

A marriage like @redeyemindtricks has with her husband

And a personal library

What would be your perfect life?

[soulbabe]

I WOULD LIVE IN A HOUSE KINDA LIKE THIS BUT A DIFFERENT COLOR knightarchitect.com/.../...ing-Leigh2P10103061.jpg

I WOULD HAVE A BIG GARDON WITH FRUIT VEGGIES SPICES AND FLOWERS
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A winter wedding AND A bouquet like this snowvillageinn.com/.../sleigh.jpg www-static.weddingbee.com/pics/261517/image.jpeg

this car and this any pick up s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/.../...b32fa5e4ae.jpg

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around 2 kids a boy and a girl

farm animals and 2 dogs my blood line dog and a irsh wolf hound image.shutterstock.com/.../...ls-set-333241334.jpg
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s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/.../...5dc141a785.jpg and this job westvet.net/.../20140421_WestVet_31530.jpg

[Mario21]

You're gonna have to work hard for alladat lol but everyone has their own dreams. Tbh I just want a decent house and a wife and like 2 kids😂. I don't really look for a fuckin Lambo I just want a big ass truck with a loud ass stereo. Typical mexican, am I right? 😂😂😂

Or I also want to sell tortillas 😎 or follow El Chapos footsteps lmao. THAT'S RACIST 👊

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

lmao well i aim big

[CœurRosé]

This house (so much fun to decorate for Halloween and Christmas <3):
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Winter wedding in a castle
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To be a famous ballerina:
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[SovereignessofVamps]

Have you heard of demi tattoos? They're semi permanent ones that last full 3 months then fade away. If I was interested in tats I'd get those. But yeah, a huge part of my perfect life would be having hair even longer than that! It's srsly one of my ultimate dreams lol

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

i have and lol thats awesome

[redeyemindtricks]

Hah that first girl is a perfect example of why resting bitch face is actually sexier than non-resting bitch face. I mean... just *look* at her. She's like "Oh yeah, _make_ me."
Just think how devastating she is when she *does* smile.

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As for the Rolls (the second car you posted)... as the saying goes, the only accessory you really need for a Rolls is... a good mechanic. (Those suckers are... not exactly known for their sterling maintenance record)

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

haha i think it depends on the girl, and yea I know, I just love how pretty the rolls royce cars can be

[Ruff2muffs]

My perfect life would be a free ride to the college of my choice, really cool teachers who are both informative yet riveting, a hot Asian girlfriend, most preferably the one I'm dating now😉, and after I graduate with a masters in molecular physics? Who knows, I could go for a doctorate or maybe just land a a spot on research team full of awesome nerds like me and live the rest of my life in seemingly bland yet enormously fulfilling state of relative anonymity.

[slatyb]

So many of your goals are focused on having and not doing. The happiness of having is very short-lived. If you want to be a published author, what you will need is time to write. I hope you are writing every day.

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

Well as I am poor and always have been, I've never *had* much of anything. What the fuck am I supposed to aim for? Finding myself? Living without a career, money, a car, love? I will be working HARD for all of this. I will be HAVING experiences in everything I do. No offense, but these are MY goals for MY life. If it consists of *having* something, then that's what I fuckin' want.

[LittleFinch]

His comment was hardly derrogatory. He never said anything about not finding love, money, or anything like that. He merely gave some advice and stated his opinion.

[Blonde401]

Honestly? Just have a decent job, my own shitty little apartment somewhere with a dog and good food in the fridge and somewhere where it doesn't rain all the time. To just finally not be such a loser and to enjoy life for a change, that would be perfect to me.

[Ginnyweasley97]

This looks like an awesome life. I love that house it looks like it came straight out of lord of the rings and I love the idea of a Harry Potter wedding. And a 1967 Chevy Impala is a nice car choice. Kind of inspired to make my own take of my perfect life.

[Amilaheart]

I would love to marry a Christian man (don't care what he looks like) and have maybe 2 kids.

Live in either Tokyo or NYC. Be a graphic design artist and maybe be missionary too. Oh, and a writer.

Although, I'd be happy if God had something else in mind 😊

[Fathoms77]

LOVE the house and I might saw off a limb for a beautiful personal library. Toss in the author part, traveling the world, and a wife who would make my heart go into palpitations when she wore that first dress, and I'm good. :D

[sixnineanon]

https://i.imgflip.com/a6znr.jpg

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

Aww thank you, I didn't even see this! <3

[Pac-Man]

Lol Ajax reminded me of this

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[SweetHomicidalQueen]

https://www.mythencyclopedia.com/A-Am/Ajax.html

[Pac-Man]

Yeah I know who Ajax is but the joke was made in the Deadpool movie so its still fresh in my mind xD

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

lol oh i didn't even connect it to deadpool for some reason xD

[RedRobin]

Haha, I was thinking the same thing

[vonasaurus]

oh wow, you and i have a lot of the same life goals lol. that dress is gorgeous, and i'd sell my soul for that many books (our taste in men is totally different though).

from one writer to another, best of luck with your book (s) as well! :)

[popsickle]

what a cool list. bursting with personality. good luck

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

Aw thank you

[RainbowFanGirl]

I want to win a million dollars so I could persue a life like that. :(

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

Well I plan on completing this list with lots of hard work because we're poor as fuck and won't be winning any money anytime soon

[YourFutureEx]

Just wondering... how would you get boobs?

My dream is just becoming a politician, judge or income tax officer. I have everything else already, except a wife.

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

*Breast augmentation*

[YourFutureEx]

Implants or fat transfer?

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

i dont know yet

[sparkly-crystal]

omg you have soo many goals. I only a few - may my life be filled with chocolates, kisses, and cuddles.

[Red7336]

hey! gimme back my dreams lol
except for the tattoos, wife/husband thing lol

[LittleMissCuriousity]

My ideal life would be your ideal life with a different dress and Ruby Rose-esque hair.

[frozenhorizon]

"What does my name mean?"
"Oh it means Asynchronous Javascript And XML"
:D

But nice. Except living in a house like that near water = tons of mosquitos.

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

I'll be spending most of my time inside or away from the house anyway xD

[orphan]

poor Ajax is gonna be getting clowned on at school from day one. Don't give your kids a ridiculous name. Hopefully you do them the favor and give them something normal.

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

wow, good thing the kid won't be yours.

[Tdieseler]

dude... you said it before i did... fuck. now i can't write my opinion.
i was going to say "isn't Ajax a cleaning detergent or something" that kids head is going to be washing a lot of toilets in middle school. swirly central.
the Take owner doesn't understand that does she? she's still living on fantasy island which isn't wrong. There is nothing wrong with wishing.
But poor Ajax though, clueless girls who happen to be mothers don't even know how they can destroy their kid's lives before conception. I personally know that i'd bully a kid if his name was Ajax, love to make em clean something.
Orphan, she gets a lot of lee-way.. she's still 16. she'll learn by the time she's 24. Remember when we used to have fantasies too?

[redeyemindtricks]

@Tdieseler I mean, it all depends. There were twin boys in my junior high named Aristotle and Adonis, and they didn't get bullied.
... But they were also defensive linemen who weighed about 250lbs in eighth grade.

[Tdieseler]

@redeyemindtricks Those are significant historical names... not cleaning supplies...
i would have definitely picked on Aristotle though, IF he was making straight A's.
I dont discriminate when it comes to people's names, if its funny and i have a good line/joke, im letting it loose whether they are a shrimp or a tower.
little Ajax could be able to lift a refrigerator with one hand and prove it and my next line would be..."so now are you gonna clean it while its up there?" its a habit lol.

[redeyemindtricks]

@Tdieseler lol, that's funny tho.

for the record, you *do* know Ajax has even greater historical significance, right? Hero of the iliad /
Trojan war?
Lots more *historical* significance than Adonis (whose significance is purely mythological).

But, yeah, the cleaning supply does tarnish it a bit. Also, there's no easy diminutive (like Adonis = Donnie), other than "A" if the kiďs got SERIOUS swag.

[Tdieseler]

@redeyemindtricks Well, now its a cleaning detergent, and that is what he (in his generation) will be known as. so mommy better think twice before she names him that. no 6th grader is gonna look up the name Ajax to see historical significance, all he is going to see is that when mommy opens up the cleaning closet, he see's his classmate's name on there.
Don't forget, kids are cruel.

[redeyemindtricks]

@Tdieseler yeah, I'm with ya -- the comment about historical significance was just ironic, that's all.

I mean, Nimrod was an epic hunter and the great-grandson of Noah in the book of Genesis, but, I wouldn't name my kid Nimrod either 😂😂😂😅😜🙃😂

[Tdieseler]

@redeyemindtricks I met a kid named Nimrod... way back in the day before i even knew the other applications of the word... he wasn't that smart either. When i eventually found out... i was almost in tears because i was filled with countless tasteless cruel lines and no outlet... sigh...

[redeyemindtricks]

@Tdieseler did he happen to be Mormon? I've met some Mornon kids with some seriously weird names.

If not Mormon, was he from a foreign (non primary English speaking) country?

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Dude, yr own people give these kids a run for their money! I've met Nigerian dudes named Sunday, Eucharist, and Sabbath, and girls named Chastity and Covenant 😂😂

[Tdieseler]

@redeyemindtricks Who says i don't make fun of them? My sister's name is Blessing and my cousin is Precious... believe me... i go in on them because people with those kind of names, tend to be maids... like i said.. i don't discriminate. You know how many times I've called my sister "Curse"... lol

[sickz]

@Tdieseler @redeyemindtricks

sorry guys... she blocked me on my other account. so i'll give the lady what she wants by keeping my mouth shut.

[Tdieseler]

@sickz hehehe... thats kinda funny. I don't need a second account. If she wants to block me for spilling the truth... she can go ahead. The truth comes around eventually.
I have nothing against having a fantasy ideal life, like an opinion, everyone is entitled to one. Im just taken aback by the fact that she blocked you because you said the truth. Again, she's only 16... when she is 22 or so and has that male kid and she has to constantly put bandages over his bruises and cuts, she will remember what you said and hopefully remember that she blocked you cuz of it, like that was gonna prevent something.
Hopefully, she gets a wise husband or baby daddy that will absolutely be against naming his kid Ajax lol.
opposites attract, because same is just disaster. So in this case i hope realistic attracts fantasy.

[redeyemindtricks]

@Tdieseler bahaha those names tho

dude, if you think that's bad... Haitian hick/country/peasant names are even worse ahhah
like, my husband's longtime foster family had a cousin back in Haiti named "Aséfi" (= assez de filles... basically, "enough [fuckin'] girls/daughters already!")
How would you like to go through life with a NAME that basically says yr parents wish you had been the opposite sex? O____O

[Tdieseler]

@redeyemindtricks daaaang... lol.. thats mean. Traditional names though... those are the worst. Some sound beautiful up top but the meaning (like your example) is just depressing.
there's one where i come from called Aafeń , its the question form of the word Nfeń (which means "Again") so Afeń means "Again?" and its designated to girls mostly because having boys is like more important or something. lol.. just depressing.

[redeyemindtricks]

@Tdieseler yahh that's the same idea as Aséfi... smfh

I mean, if there was a dowry or some shit that would throw the family into even deeper poverty, I'd understand it a little more. Dunno whether that's a thing.

ok time to stop spamming orphan's thread lol

[Tdieseler]

@redeyemindtricks im pretty sure he doesn't mind... He's probably clowning laughing at our examples right now but can't speak cuz he's blocked.

[sickz]

@Tdieseler i am lol.

already cracking on the kid's name and he isn't even born yet. how's she gonna have a marriage like @redeymindtricks if she marries a chick?

also, why does she keep stating that she's poor-------------------------

[Tdieseler]

@redeyemindtricks told ya he was listening only just as @sickz
hey sickz i did the same thing. this kid is like almost a decade from being born and we already gearing up to make his life miserable for the name... ain't that a bitch lol.