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So you find a cute looking guy on Tinder, OKC, POF or whatever other apps are popular this days (I don't fucking know, I'm pretty dated in that department).

So you just chat back and fourth and one magical day decided to give it a go and go for a night of drinking along some candle lights at a crowded place (just to be safe the guy isn't a crazed sex maniac, you know).

So now that you're going on the date. You arrive to the big X on the Google Maps by whichever means you could subway, fly there on a broom, fly there on a unicorn, mom or friend drops you off, bus there... you get this part.

So now that you took a strategic location, like a fine Sniper and have a complete overlook of the parking lot and your surrounding you carefully observe each car that comes in like a Hawk observing its Prey before going for the kill.

And as a good Hunter your Prey does not take long to show up. What is his 4 wheel ride? Thump-thump-thump... It's a bloody Smart Car :D

Disappointment kicks in that it ain't a nice Audi S4, or maybe Lexus IS350 F-Sport or maybe even a nicer and faster Lexus GS F. For fucks sakes it isn't even a Cycle.

So now that you had the dinner with your date, with some degree of disappointment about their piss poor ride, how would you continue from there?

P. S. This is a fictional scenario but I just happen to drive a Smart Car, and outside of getting guys on Pickups poking fun at it and us having good laugh about it, to people at parking lots asking about the car. Now to some this may be the worse car in the world, frankly it gets me from A to B, and manage to lend me a nifty iffty speeding ticket of doing 107 Kmph in a 60 Kmph zone, what was I doing I won't tell you :D