Why does my sister keep on insisting that she sits on the washing machine?

[Anonymous]

She keeps saying that her clothes keep getting 'stolen', but that doesn't make any sense. Who in the house would steal her clothes?
Why does my sister keep on insisting that she sits on the washing machine?

[Anonymous]

It was once a discreet way for a woman to diddle herself.

You know why girls sit on washer machines? You know why we like to ride motorcycles? You know why we like pulsing showerheads? You know why we like to play with especially Sony and dualshock controllers?

Buzz buzz buzz. Vibrations+Clit=Happy girl :)

[AnimeDreama]

helll yes I especially love Sony controllers O_O

[Asker]

@BuchitaBuchys
:-?

i knew those controllers smelled funny.

[Anonymus11]

I knew it my controller is always sticky. Cus my girlfriend says “its a good controller u Can Really feel the motion”

[AnimeDreama]

She's not guarding her clothes. She's masturbating. The vibrations of the machine feel good on her clitoris. She's just using "someone stole my shit" excuse to sit on top of the washer.

[Asker]

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[AnimeDreama]

Hey, let her do her own thing. Or buy her a vibrator. But I'm sure you don't want to do that, so ignore it.

[Red_Arrow]

Yeah. Buy her a vibrator and tell her it is to keep her clothes safe so she won't need to sit on the washer any more.

[Asker]

ewww no.

[GiventoFly01]

It was definitely awkward when my sister went through that phase. I dont think she even bothered to make an excuse.

[dihydrogenmonoxide]

I think that you shouldn't question what she's doing on the washing machine if she already gave you her reason.
just leave it at that :)

[Asker]

but that reason doesn't make sense. Who would want to steal her clothes? and if we all live together shouldn't there be a sort of trust involved. Instead of guarding the clothes why not try and find out whose taking it. I think I'll ask my mom.

[dihydrogenmonoxide]

the clothes monster does.
Just leave it, you don't need to know so much about what your ssister's doing, it has nothing to do with you so give her her privacy. don't ask your mom, it's not worth knowing.

[dihydrogenmonoxide]

you're 34, focus on other things rather than caring so much about why your sister sits on the washing machine

[Asker]

privacy? What the hell?

[dihydrogenmonoxide]

holy crap just leave it
it's your sisters business and should be no concern of yours.

[Red_Arrow]

Next book release - A Girl and Her Washing Machine as Explained by Her Mother.

[jointhepatriarchy]

Sitting on the washing machine is a popular form of masturbation for women. The vibrations of the washing machine feel good on their vaginas.

[Asker]

WTF EWWWWWWW... OMG! WHY DID YOU TELL ME THIS! THAT'S SO NASTY!

[jointhepatriarchy]

You asked.

[KhrushBrownies]

HAHA just tell her she can use the PS3 or Xbox controller vibration as an alternative..

[MysteriousFlower]

That was a stupid and embarrassing question I would imagine. I assume she is a teenager, so maybe try to not ask questions about her life (except for family matters). Anyway, life goes on :)

[crazyincalifornia]

Give them back to her, as long as you're done with them. :))

[Asker]

I haven't taken her clothing from her.

[crazyincalifornia]

OMG!

[meatballs21]

It's not a problem unless she tries to open the lid and sit on top of the rotating agitator...

[Nuns_in_Heat]

... seriously? e_e
You're 30-35 years old and you don't know the answer to this?

[Pallid]

Is no one going to tell him?

[Asker]

tell me what? what is it?

[Pallid]

Let's just say she's having fun.

[Asker]

having fun? wait... NO! I hope you don't mean what I think you mean.

[Pallid]

I'm thinking she could be talking with someone a family member doesn't want her talking to. Hence why she sits on the washing machine, so people won't hear her voice and conversation thanks to the noise.

[Pallid]

Aaaaaand people had to ruin it. Yeah, she's masturbating dude.

[Asker]

nasty...

[Pallid]

Yeah, I'm sorry you had to find out this way. But don't confront her about it, it's her business.

[Roarke]

@Asker they're right guy. check and see if she has it set on permanent press.

[cavmanier]

You think it's nasty? :|

[Asker]

do you want to watch your sister masturbate... of course its nasty you pervert

[girl_in_norway]

How old are you and her?

[Asker]

She's 19 I'm 34. why?

[rocelot]

Um, she's looking for those good vibrations.

[Asker]

what vibrations?

[hairydudesrock]

She's getting her jollies

[Asker]

NASTY!

[hairydudesrock]

You asked!!! You probably know what. she was doing anyway

[Anonymous]

She is madturbating

[Opinion Owner]

*masturbating