You let it rip to your fart’s content. You fart EVERYWHERE in front of EVERYONE. Your have absolutely no shame and no regard for the innocent noses you’ve tortured. I posted this as a bit of fun, so please take it that way! :)
You live a life of lies and pretend you don’t fart. You hold in so much gas you’re probably saving the Ozone layer. But if you keep holding it in, you’ll spontaneously combust. Free the butthole. Just saying.
You got: In fart denial! You live a life of lies and pretend you don’t fart. You hold in so much gas you’re probably saving the Ozone layer. But if you keep holding it in, you’ll spontaneously combust. Free the butthole. Just saying.
Yes, From my experience women's farts are much bigger, much louder, much longer and so much more stinky than men's farts. That is what I have seen. A lot of your women seem very proud of your farts to from what I have seen.
When I was at university I use to fart loudly next to girls. I remember once it was very quiet in the library and this girl was sitting next to me at the same table and I farted loudly next to her lol.
dude, that's fucked up! i'm a silent assassin. i make sure it's a sneak attack. that way, they don't know it's coming. but when it hits your nose, you might have to reevaluate life decisions :D
Fucked up in a good way I hope? I consider it payback to women for all the shit they do. I don't know about in your country but a lot of women find it really funny when they hear a fart and have a good laugh.
fucked up in a funny way. lol, what country are you from? i mean most people in america find it funny, but not when they smell it :/ then it goes from funny to deadly. i farted once in high school in the hallway right before school started and literally cleared the entire hallway. no one knew it was me either :D
i fucking love new zealand! i only been once right after i turned 14, but i definitely need to go again. girls don't fart. they also don't poop either. duh :P
we did a homestay for a few days in aukland. then we did rotorua. we went to a maori village (i'm also 1/4, so that was pretty dope), we went to the mountains (i forget the name. i wanna say the blue mountains, but that might've been in australia) and we went into aukland and got to go to the all blacks stadium and meet the all blacks.
that's what i thought. i forget the name of the mountain, but it was a team building thing, it had obstacle courses and we did luging. yeah, it was so dope. but gonna be honest, new zealand was sick, but fiji was on another level 8D
yeah, but probably because the weather was so nice. and the water... my god... and i lived on the mediterranean and been to the caribbean. the fiji beaches were the most beautiful i've ever seen. but it's really like splitting hairs. it's not like fiji was leaps and bounds better than new zealand or australia cause i liked them for different reasons
Oh that is why. July is the winter. In the summer it gets hot and very much beach weather. We have lots of lovely beches that you can look right down to the sea floor the water is so clean. :) What about Queenstown?
oh, i know it was winter... i sure as hell felt it :|. i don't think we went there. i didn't know where the hell we were and lost track after like day 3. i do have a journal of what we did somewhere, though. it's somewhere in my room. i really wanna go back in your summer
i mean if you wanna throw down a few g's my way, i'll be down :P. but hopefully i'll return some day. if you know any jobs that's willing to hire a 20 something American that pays decent, that'd be awesome too :D
g stands grand, which means 1000. it ain't cheap flying half way around the world! and if you got anything for a business major, i'm willing to move. my mom probably wouldn't be too happy, but she knows i'm not staying so she'll live :D
cool. i'll definitely keep note of that and add them to my list. anyways, i'm going to bed. it's only 3:50am on the east side... contrary to popular believe, i do go to sleep :D. nice talkin to you big guy!
You got: You put the "ass" in gassy! You let it rip to your fart’s content. You fart EVERYWHERE in front of EVERYONE. Your have absolutely no shame and no regard for the innocent noses you’ve tortured.
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