Would dinosaurs solve our current problems?

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It's been a hard few years, we've had the coronavirus lockdowns and now monkeypox is on it's way. The world's never been closer to nuclear war for decades and your tank of petrol is probably worth more than your car.
But not to worry because scientists have a solution, release dinosaurs on the world. www.dailystar.co.uk/.../real-life-jurassic-park-dinosaurs-27053202
Yep, according to a slow news day article in a tabloid we're only a few years away from having T rex roaming our streets.

Now I'm the first to admit there will be problems, I don't want to find a huge pile of triceratops poo on my doorstep. But my question is what problems would dinosaurs solve?

HighlyVolatile · Accepted Answer

Apparently, dinosaurs had dandruff and were warm-blooded and maybe more like birds than lizards. So as a kid, I was so happy with a chicken leg. Then I grew a bit bigger and then a turkey leg was as big as my face.

But then I grew even bigger and now everything seems so small and disappointing. But if I had a dinosaur leg, I think that would be so tasty and awesome.

Curmudgeon · Accepted Answer

There's only One T. Rex I want to see come back/. But alas, Marc Bolan and Micky Finn are deceased. RIP.

DonkeyDan · Answer

I wonder what dinosaur taste like, do you think it tastes like chicken?

DJB72 · Answer

Dinosaurs would put the whole "dangerous dog" thing into proportion. I can't have a pit bull so I'll get a velociraptor instead. A guard stegosaurus with an attack dimetrodon would be interesting, but the size of scoop you'd need for that pet brachiosaurus might be an issue...

Slingblade1126 · Answer

We already have a dinosaur roaming the WORLD. He's the president of the U. S.

KrakenAttackin · Answer

Well, roaming raptors and T-rex's would certainly shift the debate. I doubt we would be so wrapped up in "wokeness" when carnivorous dinos are devouring people en masse. I like the idea.

Dargil · Answer

I wish they could be effectively marked so Velociraptors would kill only Democrats. That would help.

ohshee · Answer

But when they're released I hope they're released in Washington DC and that the dinosaurs do population control instead of the politicians

Andres77 · Answer

It depends on what cities in which they're released.

legalboxers · Answer

eat every mother fucker. and the Republicans precious ARs wouldn't be a match - they would need rocket launchers or something

AviatorTom · Answer

You just created a great add for the latest Jurassic Park movie "Jurassic World Dominion", due in theaters in a few weeks. Watch that movie and you'll have your answer.

Anonymous · Answer

Well, if nothing else it would make slow news days more interesting.

Oigit · Answer

Hell get them to eat people on the far left and right. It would help create the middle ground that is needed to make any real forward progress.

exitseven · Answer

I heard they taste like chicken. A buffalo hot wing would feed a family of 5.

Sam_25 · Answer

Be slave of government otherwise they will scared you with all this scams called Corona or monkey fox.

England4eva · Answer

They would kill all my natural wildlife 😢

Anonymous · Answer

I think it’d help with the immigration problem.

888theGreat · Answer

Put them in England

Fromdusktilldawn · Answer

Are you high?

AsunderingNova · Answer

Ummm... yes?

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