When was the last time you lied? What did you lie about?

[burlen]

[IAteTwoFullHams]

I said that my penis's name was David Harbour and that his catch phrase is "I feel... grouchy."

But it was all a lie. In actuality, I am not the sort of man to name my penis. And if I were to name my penis, I would not name him David Harbour. I mean, that's... that's kind of weird.

[NathanDavis]

to my cats... lured them pretending I was going to give them snacks... lol

[Agape93]

Two days ago. Told my boss I'd be taking 2 weeks off for vacation, it's just 10 with a 4 extra day recovery time

[Midgetmcwidget]

I lie all the time, people ask how you are, I always say I’m good,

[burlen]

I can relate with your "lie".

[dustybiker]

@bigpauly claimed I lied. Only thing I can think of at the moment. lol

[bigpauly]

You tried to hustle me!

[dustybiker]

@bigpauly Never.

[dustybiker]

@bigpauly Here. Hold this 🧸

[Anonymous]

I told someone "whatever" but I really cared

[Passing_by]

Never lied.

^there I lied xD