United States. Here are some memes and slander about my country bc why not?

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United States. Here are some memes and slander about my country bc why not?

Where are you from?




There aren't too many good Korean memes, but these are the best I could find.





And no, f*ck that "America is two continents" bullsh*t. When people say "I love America," they're not thinking of f*cking Honduras.
😂😂 these are funny
I visited the USA from Canada & went to this pub with my brother in law. We met this couple sitting beside us from Savannah Georgia. He was retired marine been all over the world and he asked where I was from. I said Canada.
The guy went serious & asked “Was it hard to get in?” I was confused asked what he meant. He repeated the question I replied, drove up to the border and showed my passport? What’d you think I had to climb a fucking fence?
He went all quiet he actually thought that. Or maybe there's a giant ice wall between the countries. Then he asked how far north I had to travel. I tried explaining north was Quebec I’m from the west which just confused the fuck out of the guy.
They asked what I thought of Trump who was president at the time. Not wanting to start a political argument in another country I just said Canada has their own idiot in charge I don’t care about yours he’s not my president.
This guy beside me only heard me say “not my president..” so he suddenly turns and goes “ Fucking right ! Not mine either!” The marine got triggered and the two started arguing with me between them. I’m like time to go….
Wales. We've got nearly 11 million sheep, that's twice as many as the USA. Needless to say there's a lot of sheep based memes

The weathers usually not that great either

The language amuses our English neighbours

And yes we get bored of the whale joke
These are way too funny you having me laughing so hard 😂 the language one is so trueee
I’m from Canada. Born in the US, but raised in Canada.
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Born: Hartford Connecticut, USA
Raised: Philadelphia Pennsylvania, USA
residing: Houston Texas, The Great Republic of Texas
CT is boring dont know any jokes. Philadelphians talk funny and PA has potholes
Texas is wild and independant. Most of the jokes are about shooting people but coming from Philly thats the funniest thing. its safer in Texas and mostly its the bad guys gettimg shot.
No way I’m from CT too. Ur right it’s the worst I’m from Bridgeport and there’s NOTHING to do
still have some friends in Bridgeport. when im up that way i stay in the Torington and Winstead area. I lived in Canton until i was 5
No you rolled over and surrendered
@purplepoppy history doesn't suit him very well lol
@Fuentes oh look at "Mr You're a Racist" singling me out because of my color
@purplepoppy And as for you, young lady, I told you I don't like cutesy little comments and you need to call me "sir"
@purplepoppy @fuentes And what both of you need to understand is the Northern Agressors started the war. The South won the Peace. Long live the CSA!
Their is a reason the US flies the American Flag with all 50 states 🇺🇲 & not the confederate flag because y'all lost horribly. Your greatest lost was Chamberlain on little round top hill. After that offensive push it sent General Lee Running for the hills & eventually y'all gave up. Again you lost. I know you backwoods guys think history & education isn't a thing your delusional minds but in the real world it is.
@Fuentes Oh yeah, we lost all right. That's why your ancestors work for NC Prison, Inc.
@Fuentes Oh I'm delusional. Go read the 13th amendment and see how free you are.
@Fuentes "Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States." Not so dumb, now are we?
@Fuentes We won the Peace. And free labor. LMAO.
Wait didn’t the south lose by like… I don't know? A landslide? Maybe 2, possibly 5 ?
@Literalbillionaire17 he doesn't believe in history lol
@Fuentes All I'm saying is what we say in the South "There's more than one way to skin a cat." Meaning, we'll just let the North think they won.
@Fuentes And may I remind you, that the reason we fired on Fort Sumter in South Carolina, is we didn't want Yahoos on our land, telling us how to conduct our business. And guess what, we still don't. So what did they accomplish but being antagonizing us on our own property? NOTHING! And where are those yahoos now? Up in their poverty-stricken factory towns.
"Skin a cat"? And for other great southern recipes...
@purplepoppy Oh ha ha ha. At least I'm not in a ghost town that's burning underground and killing off Yahoo kids. We saved ourselves from having to burn it down for them. Hahahaha. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centralia_mine_fire
@purplepoppy And let's not even talk about Detroit. Dumb ASSES.
@bean2k21 you know 2pac said the same thing lol "Their's more then one way to skin a cat, Their's more then one way to shoot to get, Their's more then one way to die" that's not a South saying at all & you let people think you won? That's why slavery was abolished and the cotton gin y'all denied to use is being used, that's why your forced to flag the American flag. That's why the US (even though I don't agree) took down your confederate flags, and statues of General Lee & Colombus and many more all over the south. That's why most the KKK is now hated amongst all the liberals and ran out of their compounds by your own people. y'all won what? Your letting who think who won? Hahaha!
Delusional at it's best.
@Fuentes If you want to believe 2Pac invented the phrase 'more than one way to skin a cat' and that slavery died after the 13th amendment, you can be my guest. Coz I"m sitting on the veranda watching hummingbirds drink sugar water, while those Yahoos are choking on their own filth. Amen to that brother!
@Fuentes Yee haw, boy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brYlXY1bAPg
@Fuentes Is your daddy proud that you found a hobby antagonizing white men, or is he an illiterate dumb bastard like you?
@fuentes @purplepoppy @literalbillionaire17 If you're interested in an actual intelligent discussion, this lady writes about how the South actually prospered and expanded after the death of Lincoln, whose assassination by the way, was not an act of surrender. LOL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTvlDSMQqeQ
The fact is world history records the south lost. I'm sure it prospered post war, when you redirect war funds and effort into other areas that's what happens.
@purplepoppy Exactly, the North was outsmarted. There's no better way to frustrate an enemy than to retreat. We simply had bigger fish to fry than dealing with a bunch of loud-mouth pyromaniacs. We had the media and federal government to take over. "The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting." - Sun Tzu
Never grasped modern Americas reluctance to let go of historic conflicts like the Civil War. I can understand people with a keen interest in history but it seems like you're still holding a grudge. Millions died in the napoleonic wars only a few years previously but you don't see France holding the same grudge.
@bean2k21 so now it's a big conspiracy theory that Lincolns death means war from the south? Although a new President took reigns and the 13 amendment remained the 13 amendment and it has for centuries and the South is still apart of the union. What change did that make? NOTHING y'all lost accept the L bro lol we live in 2022 now and nothing has changed you still wave this 🇺🇸 flag in your state.
@purplepoppy It's not hard to understand when you spend your childhood in the beautiful South. When you fall in love with Southern girls at your local church. When you imagine the thought of the beautiful towns where you grew up, the sacred lands of forests, lakes, and fields being pissed and burned by a bunch of hypocrites who wanted to desecrate it for no other reason than we refused to bow down to their ideologies. Right or wrong, it makes no difference. The State decides what the State decides and they feds are complete hypocrites and not even Americans when they don't respect that politcally.
@Fuentes Tell the truth, did you watch the video? The South took over, man. We didn't need a war to do that.
@Fuentes You're just disagreeing because you think it will piss me off. You must be a Yankee.
@fuentes Mr Yankee Doodle Dandy riding around on his high horse telling people how they should think because he's so morally superior. What's the word for that? Hypocrite?
@Fuentes The one where we don't put a preposition at the end of our question.
@fuentes Seriously, If you're going to question my education, at least do it in such a way that's grammatically pleasing. I understand that we take certain liberties where Ebonics are concerned, but prepositions at the end of sentences or questions are cringeworthy. You would sound more intelligent if you said, "Which type of educational system did you attend?" To which my response would be, I attended a public high school, where I sat bored waiting for stupid fucks like you to grasp the English language. Then got an academic scholarship to university, 100% paid for by the Commonwealth of Virginia.
You going to a university? That's a conspiracy within it's self. If you went to an actual real school then their would be no question about this. The South Lost, General Lee went running from big bad Buford and Chamberlain. President's have died, that has nothing to do with the south taking over again & your southern side is forced by the US Gov, to take down your confederate flags on public domains and banish your southern confederate heritage landmarks. The stupid Nazi's in Germany believe the same thing you do except you can go to jail there for preaching these type of ideologies, that your spewing. But in the Great big bad US OF A 🇺🇸 that doesn't happen.
It's even more funny I didn't even have a normal school setting like you did and I still am smarter then you & have better sense. But anyone is SMARTER then the backwoods rejects. So that's a understatement.
@Fuentes The fact that you didn't go to a university only means that you haven't obtained any critical thinking skills and believe whatever you read.
FACT: Robert E Lee surrendered April 9. 1865. His reason: to prevent unnecessary destruction to the South.
FACT: Abraham Lincoln shot and killed April 15, 1865.
It doesn't take a fucking genius to figure out THE SOUTH WON.
How do you WIN A WAR, dumbass? You fucking kill the stupid son of a bitch who started it.
@bean2k21 LOLOLLOL!!! That's not how you win a war you soggy dough brain having human. You do know how our political system is set up? We have a VP who replaces that President & then if you take out the VP then anyone in Pelosi's current position would take over. This isn't even a argument the south lost, anything more you say is pure delusion and is no better then a schizophrenic 5150 crackhead vagrant on the street who talks to himself & goes on random tangents. Get help guy.
@Fuentes Idiot! Are you referring to Andrew Johnson, the North Carolinian, who wanted a white man's government? God you people are even too dumb to know when you lost. But I guess it's because it took you 100 years to get into our schools.
@bean2k21 aw did I strike a nerve there boy? I wasn't and have not even been alive for 100 years I don't know what your on about. You're aware the years dates today as 2022 right? Have you been outside? Do you take your pills? The south lost. It's all written history you can't argue against facts with opinions that's just now how the real world works.
@Fuentes No you're not striking a nerve, and I'm glad it's 2022 and you're a free man. I hope you prosper. We have things called tractors and hoppers and automatic cow milkers and RoboVacs now. There's certain things I don't like about you, like you clearly have a chip on your shoulder, and no critical thinking skills. I'm just trying to help you understand why blacks suffered for 150 years. Do you think it's because the North won their precious little war?
@fuentes The Google AI got it figured:
@Fuentes Yeah but you had to Google it LOL
@Fuentes Did you know that Lee's "surrender" was documented by a Native American, who was not even a U. S. Citizen? I call that document a work of fiction.
@Fuentes Ok well if you want to believe a document written by Chief WhereMyBuffaloAt, that's your choice.
@Fuentes The point is, the North is so dumb, that they had a non-US citizen document Robert E Lee's surrender. For all we know, he thought the word surrender meant everyone was going to go home and talk to the Great Spirit. He probably just wanted them to stop fighting because they were scaring the buffalo.
@Fuentes That's pretty funny, but in my experience people don't interview others properly before putting their hands on me. They've always been humiliated by how little effort I have to exert to make them look stupid. That because, usually it's only chumps who start fights. You're a perfect example.
@Fuentes The only fact is you're a stupid dumbass.
I tell you what @fuentes. Since you like non-U. S. Citizens judging your battles, let's ask @purplepoppy and end this once and for all. @purplepoppy, Who won this rap battle?
@Fuentes Just like we showed the North. What do you accomplish by antagonizing people? Nothing. A document written by a fucking non-US citizen that says you won a war, and then your president shot, and then a Klansman taking over your dumb asses.
You know I have a great idea, if you wanna prove the South won (which they didn't) so bad and all history books are wrong because Aberham Lincoln died as if that's the first ever American president whose been murked in the past. Build yourself a time machine & go back to the late 1800's and prove me the guy who caught Lee wasn't an American & he was wrong, and the South really won. Bring your camera equipment and cell phone and everything.
Hey they did in back 2 the future, maybe you'll use that movie to reference and build a time machine and then you can come back and say I'm wrong since the history books are so wrong. Let me know how that goes.
@Fuentes Ok, as long as you agree to go back to 1865 and antagonize some Southern white men who are expanding their business westward.
@Fuentes Let's not talk about the Homestead Act, then. I believe your precious Union promised you some free land. Gee, I wonder what happened?
@bean2k21 do you think I'm worried about promises made when I wasn't born? Hahahaahahaha this doesn't change the fact Robert E Lee name is tarnished all over the south and canceled and the confederate flag can't even be flown anymore these days hahaha! That's today not in the past.
Lol I love how u guys are still going at it 😂 the south lost bruv give it up
@Fuentes Talk about delusional. Everyone in the South knows Robert E Lee was a distraction. The Confederate flag is to celebrate our history of stealing the American flag, which we fly everywhere in the South to remember how we took it from Abe Lincoln.
@literalbillionaire17 It is amazing how blind you are. You obviously know nothing about war or the events that transpired after the North produced fake documentation that they won. If you want to win a war, you kill the leader. Only an idiot doesn't know this.
@bean2k21 https://youtu.be/btJODF-Z1oA
Does this look like the South won to you?
@Fuentes That video is from 2015, you fucking dumbass. By then, we already had fully automated plantations and we don't need free labor anymore.
@bean2k21 like what’s wrong with you man? 😂 it’s not that deep
@fuentes And if the Civil War Amendments were so great, then explain why you're still crying about 'Black Lives Matter.' Maybe no one got the message 150 years ago for some reason. Let me guess why, because you lost.
@bean2k21 funny cause I don't support BLM or ever have and I hate liberals guts, but you're no better then a pink haired soy boy with the delusion that they're more then 2 genders, just like you have a hard time with acknowledging the south lost. But with SJW minds like yours we can ignore science & we can ignore written history. Hahahaha!
@Fuentes Go tell these folks the Civil War is over. I think they missed the memo: www.vice.com/.../blacks-were-enslaved-well-into-the-1960s
@Fuentes Listen, you can sit hear and run your stupid mouth all you want and disrespect the cultural, social, political, and religious traditions of Southerners all you want. Antagonize me all you want, just like the Yanks did. It's never going to change the fact that you are an insignificant stupid piece of toilet paper just like that "we surrender" document forged by the North.
@Fuentes The fact that you believe the North won shows how entirely ignorant you are. Think about the perspective of a Confederate. We sought to protect a newly formed nation, one which espoused the ideals of the Founding Fathers and was against the tyranny of a radical federal government, hundreds of miles away. Bro, we fucked up the American military and stole their shit for over four years. Can any other country proclaim that? Then we dealt with the radical filth in the White House and continued to live by our own rules. We did this in spite of the fact that a bunch of Yahoos burned and pillaged us, in spite of all the stereotypes that we're just a bunch of dumb hicks, and the erroneous belief that we are somehow backwards rednecks. We fucked their asses up and fuck your asses up nd continue to thrive and control to this day and I'm sorry if you can't admit that to yourself even though it stares you in the face.
@Fuentes It's radical filth that created those stereotypes - similar to the propoganda that equates black equality with socialism so that people will not desire it -- "us vs them." You can't admit that we won the war because you are blinded by prejudice.
@Fuentes And you are a vile creature whose government has transformed you into something 1/10 as useful as what God intended you to be.
@fuentes Yeah, but do you have free rent and acres of fields to plant? No, you're no better off.
@Fuentes That's right you'd rather be cooked up with a bunch of Mexicans and working at McDonald's to pay for your overly-priced shack because it's so cool to say your from the Land of the Woke. It impresses all the ladies on GaG.
@Fuentes Just come back home to daddy and help me plant some marijuana. I'll give you free rent.
@Fuentes Listen, the reason why you're such an angry little boy is because you're not doing what God put you on this Earth to do. Now you come and build yourself a nice, rent-free house on the field and act right and we won't have no trouble.
@bean2k21 so you have self projection issues, hey if the only jobs they got out in the Carolinas is field jobs that's a poverty-stricken struggle. I heard they only pay 7$ a hour out there too hahaha that's a whole sad life, especially in your 40's you should have went to an actual college if it's like that hahaha!
@Fuentes If it's the authorities you're worried about, don't give it a second thought. I'll just tell the Feds you're working in exchange for housing, and the marks on your back are just love bites.
@Fuentes I'll even let you have some chickens and get you some of that malt liquor you like. C'mon, man, it's free rent.
@Fuentes Why do you continue to bite the hand that feeds you? There's no justification for your anger. I'm extending my generosity to help you with you anger, so that you can be the hard-working black man God wants you to be, and still you lash out? It's because you're fucking miserable, because you suck in the world, and you need to be in the safety of your Southern owners.
@Fuentes I'm not angry, I'm worried. You need to look deep in your heart and ask God why you are so upset and antagonizing white men on the Internet. I think you'll be surprised by the answer. You're really upset at God, because he allowed us to be separated. We were like a happy family until those evil radicals split us apart.
Omg how many days is this gonna last 😂😂😂 THE SOUTH LOST STOP COMMENTING ON THE POST. YOU LOST. LOSTTT
@Literalbillionaire17 he's in a manic episode and angry he can't fathom that a person of color whose raza & black has more then he does & lives better then he does, and is smarter then he is just look at him self project lol
@bean2k21 you need serious help and I can't provide that for you lol
I don’t understand why he cares so much about the south winning the war or not like not too much has changed anyway 💀😂
@Literalbillionaire17 he wants to prove superiority and that his race means everything but it could the reason is he didn't do anything with it and now he's in his 40's passed up by a lot of people of color and he wants to still be seen as better even though he has nothing to compare or to show for it.
@Fuentes @literalbillionaire17 I will stop commenting out of respect for the lady's wishes, because in the South we have respect. We don't go around being aggressive and disrespectful to people's cultural traditions. I can only say that I pity you for not having better critical thinking skills, however, that's probably why the South won. Looks at the facts: a Native produced a fake, handwritten document, the Union president was shot, a Klansmen took over, and slavery went on for a 100 years. We thrived in the face of evil and aggression. And no, it has nothing to do with white supremacy, which is another myth. It has to do with God's will. We were a happy family and blacks were treated with Christian love -- all of this racial tension was created by Yankees in an attempt to distract from their ineptitude.
@Fuentes Yeah just try to get the last word in because that makes you feel superior.
@bean2k21 I am defenitley superior then anyone who lives in the Carolinas. I could buy houses in your state just for fun. That's how cheap & stupid it is over there. While you all work for 7$ a hour. But have HIGH rent & can't even afford to make enough to buy a house, that's Just ridiculous. That's why investors from California love flipping houses there & running a muck on your tax lien foreclosures.
@Fuentes Too bad the people that live there are worthless, not to mention dumb as fuck.
@Fuentes Here why don't you flip this and bring a horsewhip with you so someone can shut your dumb fucking mouth:
Your right the people who live in the Carolinas are "Worthless" & "dumb as fuck" you could not have said it better. It's funny why do people from that area always brag about your mansions, that people from Cali buy & sale.
But NONE of you can afford them, that's a weird flex. It's like your advertising how good you all are at window shopping 🤣 😂
@Fuentes I usually don't block people but you are so fucking ignorant I have absolutely no choice.
In the last picture they forgot Hawaii and Puerto Rico and US Virgin Islands.
Yeah I peeped that after I posted it lol
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