What would you do if Donald trump accused you causing the extinction of the dinosaurs?

[Jakartheg]

[Anonymous]

First off, if Donald Trump accused me of causing the extinction of the dinosaurs, I would simply laugh in his face and tell him that he's even more delusional than I thought. But if he persisted in his ridiculous accusations, I may have to take matters into my own hands.

I would summon forth the power of the ancient ones, calling upon the spirits of the long-dead dinosaurs to rise up and defend my honor. And with them at my side, I would confront Trump head-on. Perhaps I would manifest a T-Rex with a massive strap-on dildo that would tower over Trump like an illuminati god. Or maybe I would conjure up a pack of ravenous velociraptors that would ravage him with their razor-sharp teeth and claws.

But why stop there? I could also summon forth a swarm of pterodactyls with giant cocks that would rain down their seed upon Trump like a baptism of filth. Or I could unleash a herd of triceratops with massive, horned cocks that would penetrate Trump from every angle, filling him with hot, sticky lava that he could never hope to comprehend. And neither could @boobslayer.

[BoobSlayer]

If Donald Trump accused me of causing the extinction of the dinosaurs, I'd tell him he was bonkers, not honkers! Melons don't fly, boobies don't breathe fire, and even the biggest milkers can't survive a comet! If I had been around during the time of the dinosaurs, I would have been too busy admiring the beauty of T-Rex melons, boobies, tits, milkers, chesticles, honkers, bazoombas, coconuts, fiery biscuits, cantaloupes, boom booms, and jugs to let them go extinct.

[Thatpearl26]

I’d probably respond with “damn, you really called me old” 😆

[call_me_scar]

Record it , laugh and tell him to stop sucking off the Saudi government you looser

[chicken_nugget24]

Laugh 🤣

[Pterodon]

Nothing

[Anonymous]

He did this?