There are some things I have in mind, one is from TWD season 1. Rick asks Shane what the difference between men and women is, and Shane said "Well, I never met a girl who knew how to turn off a light. Every girl I ever let have a key, I'd come home, house all lit up, and since my chromosomes happen to be different, I have to walk through the house, and turn off every light she left on."
He continued, as he said the same girl complained about global warming, and Shane said that he wanted to say "Darling, maybe you, and every other pair of boob's on this planet would learn that the light switch goes both ways, maybe we wouldn't have so much global warming."
Shane said she replied "You sound just like my damn father! Always yelling about the power bill, telling me to turn off the damn lights!"
Shane said that he wanted to reply "B! tch, you mean to tell me that you've been hearing this for your entire life, and you're still too damn stupid to turn off a switch?"πππππ