What is the difference between Trump and Biden?

[exitseven]

Q:What is the difference between Trump and Biden?

A: One is facing a sentence , the other cannot complete a sentence.

I stole this joke from Greg Gutfeld.

The jokes write themselves

[Lliam]

One postures like Mussolini, brags and speaks like he's talking to first graders.

The other can't remember his own name or walk without falling down.
He gropes and sniffs little girls and women on camera.
He used to shower with his children.
He extorted the Ukrainian government to fire the prosecutor who was leading a wide-ranging corruption probe into the natural gas firm that employed his son as a board member.
He and his associates have received over $20 million in payments from foreign entities.
He illegally removed classified documents from the White House when he was vice president.
His net worth increased from $9 million in 2019 to $41 million in 2022.

The number of illegal entries into the U. S. doubled during his administration.
The economy for average American citizens ate shit.

He hired a fat man with mental disease to be "Assistant Secretary for Health" for the U. S. Department of Health and Human Services.

and this for the senior Department of Energy

[exitseven]

Other than that he should be considered the best president we ever had

[Lliam]

Without a doubt. 😵‍💫🥴 🤡 LOL

[SotiCoto]

Yes, we get it. The American Government is a regular 3 Ring Circus... and the rest of the world isn't far behind.

[chuck6dny]

The answer is are you better off than you were 4 years ago. I make more $$$$ but it seems like I’m living paycheck to paycheck.

[exitseven]

I am making a little more money but I am spending a lot more. I feel likeci am going backwards.

[sage2021]

You can't compare the two.

It would be like comparing a Lamborghini to a Volkswagen.

[sage2021]

Thank you 7 for the MHO 🙂 cool

[northerngal]

One is harmful and the other is mostly harmless...

[AviatorTom]

Is this the first time (other than 2020) when both major candidates have the same number of letters in their name?

[exitseven]

leave it to you to figure this out. You must be a real hoot at partiees.

[FunkyMonkee]

I wouldn't think so but, I don't have the time to check. Notice: they also both contain letters that are only in each name. How often has that happened?

[msc545]

This is getting a little weird.

[b_lova]

Trump is a horrible criminal and a megalomaniac. Biden knows how to hide his dirt.

I'm sorry, but you don't become POTUS without leaving bodies somewhere. Trump just is really bad at hiding the bodies because he can't keep his mouth shut.

[MicahRaine]

Trump is publicly a dick and plays the game presented to him

Biden is privately a dick and can't remember what the word "game" means

[msc545]

Biden has a functioning brain; Trump has no functioning conscience OR brain.

[Filthy_Immigrant]

dude I hope you're being sarcastic, cause if you think a dumbass that can't finish a sentence, doesn't know how to walk off a stage, has put this country where is at now, sends our hard earn money to Ukraine has a functional brain then you yourself have no functioning conscience OR brain

[exitseven]

@msc545 Biden does have a functioning brain. It functions as a doorstop.

[msc545]

At least it's good for something. I'm not sure that Trump even has one based on his recent performance in which he kept harassing and threatening the judge in his case, who is now responsible for sentencing him. I wonder how well that's going to work out? What do you think?

[exitseven]

Yes, it looks like Trump will indeed be sentenced to prison. It does not change a thing. He will win the election and be the 47th president. Trump has shown himself to be ten times the man of weak, senile Joe Biden.

[msc545]

I think Prison will lead to impeachment again.

[Filthy_Immigrant]

@msc545 in a rigged trial you have all your rights to make threats if anything that is nothing compared to the inhumnaity Biden has been doing this past 4 years

[msc545]

@Filthy_Immigrant Where is the evidence that the trial was rigged? Political preferences are not evidence.

[Filthy_Immigrant]

@msc545 that’s the point, you’re not gonna see evidence on a rigged trial. And your political preferences would of been respected if you were more honest

[msc545]

@Filthy_Immigrant So how can you know that the trial was rigged if there isn't any evidence of that? Do you have some access to special hidden evidence that the rest of us do not have?

[Filthy_Immigrant]

@msc545 the same way I don’t need to find cocaine on you if one day I meet you in person and you behave like crackhead

[msc545]

@Filthy_Immigrant So if I understand it, you simply decided, with no evidence, that the trial was rigged because you didn't like the outcome. Correct?

[msc545]

@Filthy_Immigrant Don't you feel sort of embarrassed and stupid now?

[Filthy_Immigrant]

Not as stupid as you should feel for saying Biden has a brain. Till then no, obviously the trial took place in a democrat state by a democrat attorney and barely gave trump the chance to defend himself

Also, you do know that Clinton is responsible for the same exact crime yet why is he not on trial?

[msc545]

@Filthy_Immigrant Trump had all of the due process that anyone charged with serious crimes gets, and a lot more. Please tell me how his very excellent attorneys did such a bad job that he was "barely able to defend himself".

So again you have no evidence that the trial was rigged. It is just your unsupported opinion, right?

Forget your "whatabouts" with me Not falling for that.

[Filthy_Immigrant]

@mac545 even if I had evidence I’m still not gonna waste my time arguing with you cause you’re gonna dismiss it either way.

The fact that you still not only attack Trump but go as far as supporting Biden after all the shit show he put us through says enough about you and your lack of intelligence.

[msc545]

@Filthy_Immigrant So - no evidence, right?

[Filthy_Immigrant]

@msc545 you lack of intelligence, right?

[msc545]

So no evidence correct? You just believe things that you essentially make up, correct?

[Twalli]

To be fair Trump's sentences generally don't end on the same topic they began on.

[exitseven]

Neither do mine half the time.

[Twalli]

Try to read a transcript when he doesn't have a teleprompter. His speeches make no sense.

[midnightmoon05]

Trump is real. Biden is a fake and a bad liar.

[ApplePie409]

Greg is so funny.

[exitseven]

His show is way better than the network hacks that have not been funny in years.

[ApplePie409]

True.

[JonCobretti]

One is a convicted felon, the other is an unconvicted felon

[In_Trance]

Same shit

[Filthy_Immigrant]

Biden can't finish a sentence and wants to avoid competition by putting Trump through a false sentence

[Filthy_Immigrant]

and tell @msc545 who is just a pussy as his avatar picture is that I hope the evidence he is demanding doesn’t torment his mind so much when it gets revealed to the public.

I hope he finds a block button to hide from that one when the time comes

[Cubus]

Mostly their position on social issues.

But both are old grandpas on steroids.

[SotiCoto]

Same issue it always is:

The Left is horribly incompetent.
The Right is incompetent AND malicious.

They're just a bunch of authoritarian collectivists either way.

[exitseven]

It is hard to imagine President Trump setting up a pier for 350 million dollars that fell apart the first time it wa used.

[bobby_bush_eater]

IDC I just want migrants out and the Hatians deported from my city. Biden won't do it so I hope Trump will

[DaBiggestBird]

Imagine Trump as Garden of Eden, and Biden as Hiroshima after it was nuked

[AngryCarl]

haha, yeah. The real difference is Biden is a politician, Trump is a reality TV star.

[exitseven]

Yes, Trump is a TV star. Ge also ran a multi billion dollar real estate empire and is a proven problem solver and is not part of the Washington swamp

[handsomelad70]

One's a crook, one has trouble spelling "crook!!!"

[thisAppIsGarbage]

One is a racist that acts like a Nazi and the other is who the news says is just that.

[lars787800]

One knows what he is saying, the other one say what he is told to say, and bearly make it

[Kelley1]

Two peas in a pod.

[jimmy2]

Criminal and not
But it not Trump